Jeffrey Loria

Everybody’s Doing the Fish

Jeffrey Loria Denies Meddling With Marlins Pitching Staff Days After Meddling With Marlins Pitching Staff

On Tuesday, the human pustule known as Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria reportedly decided that he was going to be the manager for a day and switched around the scheduled starting Marlins pitchers for a double-header against the Twins. Now Loria is saying he did not meddle with the Marlins pitching sta ... More >>

Koch Brothers Interested in Buying Sun Sentinel; Five Other Billionaires Who Could Scoop Up the Paper

Over the weekend, liberal media types coast to coast suffered jags of anxiety after the New York Times reported that Charles and David Koch -- AKA the billionaire Jagger and Richards of the Tea Party agenda -- are eyeing a new shiny toy: the troubled Tribune Co., the parent behind eight of the count ... More >>

New Times Says No to MLB

Loria Versus Fans: Five More Ways the Marlins Owner Can Troll

5 More Ways Jeffrey Loria Can Totally Troll the Marlins Fanbase

Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria took out a full-page ad in the local papers last week titled "Letter to our Fans," (inexplicably, that letter failed to make its way to the New Times!) to explain why he and his team suck so hard. The letter was probably the most pedantic, lacking self-awareness, nar ... More >>

Loria Responds, Cabbies Suffer, FAU Imprisoned

The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm (i.e., calculating the mean number of these you can look at before getting misty).

Jeffrey Loria Wrote Everyone A Letter, All Is Well Again!

Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria has had just about enough of all the criticisms and finger-pointing at his taking a giant heaping dump on South Florida and baseball in general, thank you. So it's time to tell HIS SIDE OF THE STORY. And so he did. Loria took out a full page ad in the Sunday morning edi ... More >>

Jeb Bush Tried to Buy the Miami Marlins

The Miami Marlins held a fan/player meet-and-greet at the Hollywood Dave & Busters last night where they literally could have dressed the guy who hands out prize tickets in a suit and told people he was one of the new players and no one would have batted an eye. Meanwhile, word from the Miami H ... More >>

Miami Marlins Hire a New PR Firm To Make Us Forget The Horrible Things They've Done

Maybe it was the fact that the team fooled Miami-Dade into building them a ballpark, and now the county is billions of dollars in the hole. Maybe it was the fact that they swore they wanted to contend while trading away their best players. Maybe it was that ridiculous rainbow vomit colored new log ... More >>

Mayan Calendar Predictions Versus Reality

Top Turkeys of 2012: The South Florida Personalities We Love to Hate

Boycott the Marlins and Sue Jeffrey Loria for Racketeering: A Note to Carlos Gimenez and John Rodstrom

Now is when you step up, Mr. Mayors of Miami-Dade and Broward.Now is when you two political leaders of South Florida join forces, head to New York, and demand a meeting with Commissioner Bud Selig. You tell that twerp to nix yesterday's trade of Marlins stars Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle, and Emilio Bon ... More >>

Miami Marlins Piss Off Fans By Trading Players: Four Ways to Protest with Your Food

As if we didn't already hate Miami Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria (and don't worry, we did), he just alienated every last person willing to give him the benefit of the doubt by selling off all the good players we had started to like (he holds fire sales every time a roster gets half-decent), and tradin ... More >>

Miami Marlins Have Traded Everyone: Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle, Emilio Bonafacio, and Maybe More

After swindling the entire city of Miami, then building their tax-laden $560 million stadium and promising everyone they were going "all in," the Miami Marlins have decided to gut their roster and trade away ace pitcher Josh Johnson, Mark Buehrle, Jose Reyes, John Buck, and Emilio Bonifacio to ... More >>

Mike Redmond Named the New Miami Marlins Manager

According to John Heyman of CBS Sports, the Miami Marlins have hired former Florida Marlins catcher Mike Redmond to be their next manager to eventually be fired by Jeffrey Loria. Heyman reports that it's a three-year deal.

Miami Marlins Keep Lying About Stadium

Miami Marlins "Aggressively Seeking to Replace" Ozzie Guillen, According to Report

The Miami Marlins are a damn mess. They traded away a bunch of good players for a bunch of not-so-good players. They've had horrible attendance all year. They've lied about the stadium from the word GO. And now, thanks to a terrible owner, a horrendous general manager, and a stripped down talent ... More >>

Dolphin's Owner Stephen Ross Donates $130K To Romney, RNC and Super Pacs

Go long, Mittens. Miami Dolphin's owner Stephen Ross has thrown down $133,000 in donations to support the Romney campaign. A $100,000 of that has gone to the Restore Our Future super pac, while the remainder was divvied up among Romney, the Republican National Committee, the Repu ... More >>

Marlins Are on Pace to Draw the Fewest Fans Since the 1990s; Also They're Trading Everyone!

On the heels of the Miami Marlins' trading away Hanley Ramirez to the Dodgers and Anibal Sanchez to the Tigers and working on a possible deal to send Josh Johnson to the Rangers comes a Forbes report that the Fish are on pace to set the record for drawing the fewest fans to a first-year ballpark sin ... More >>

Ninety-Seven F-Bombs From Ozzie Guillen Won't Erase That Awful Stadium Deal

Showtime released a 30-minute preview on Saturday to its show The Franchise: A Season With the Miami Marlins, which will chronicle the travails of baseball's version of a court jester. There's a scene near the start of the show where loudmouth manager Ozzie Guillen is addressing his new players for ... More >>

Logan Morrison Serves as the Wild Child for the Already Loony Miami Marlins

Tonight: World Series Watch Party at Duffy's

ajleon​It's October -- the time of year when the Florida Marlins either go to the World Series or end up with their best players being traded away and fans bitching about evil owner Jeffrey Loria. Tonight, it's the Texas Rangers and San Francisco Giants who are meeting at AT&T Park in Californ ... More >>

A Golden Ticket

Bling Brothers

Joe Girardi: A Big Fish Who Left Our Small Pond

PhotobucketFormer Marlins manager, now as a NYY​For a third-hand manager, Joe Girardi's doing pretty well for himself.  In 2006, the Marlins fired the feisty Girardi after he got a verbal altercation with team owner Jeffrey Loria. Then Girardi's longtime team, the Chicago Cubs had a chance to ... More >>

Tempted to Cut Bait, Marlins Decide to Keep Fishing With Fredi

Flickr user: lie_inourgravesMarlins manager, Fredi Gonzalez, on the field​Marlins Manager Fredi Gonzalez's job reportedly went on the chopping block after team owner Jeffrey Loria and upper management voiced their disappointment with the team's failure to play October ball. Ultimately, Loria and ... More >>

Barely Known Florida Marlins Leave State to Become Little Havana Marlins

The Little Havana Marlins begin the big move.The Marlins finally got the new stadium the team has sought for a decade, meaning the team will now depart the State of Florida for Little Havana. The team will leave Dolphin Stadium, with its proximity to Broward and Palm Beach counties, in 2012. And wit ... More >>

Marlins Owner Optimistic About Stadium Vote, But Marlins Not Too Big to Fail

The Marlins crowd is not too big to fail. Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria told the media yesterday that he's optimistic that Miami will pass a plan this week to move the team into a proposed stadium in Little Havana. Leaving Dolphins Stadium, which is on the Broward County line, will assure tha ... More >>

The Dirty Dozen of 2007

Rush, Naugle, Loria... and, hey, what's going on in the criminal justice system?

The Dirty Dozen of 2006

They're all graced with an ineffable South Florida quality

Take You Out To The Ballpark

The Weekend Rundown

Beth Reinhard Adjusts Her Attitude

Sports Illustrated Got Nothing On the Pulp

John Bertino's Key Idea

The Dania Beach official knows how to get even.

Loria, Arison, Arison, Loria

2005's Egregious Eleven

The scam artists/malfeasants come at you in waves in South Florida

Fish Bait

Baseball in Broward is possible, if we didn't have to deal with these bloodsuckers

Crunch Time

The Old Man and the Fish

Did Marlins skipper Jack McKeon ever tell you about the time... ?

Best Marlins Player

Carlos Delgado

Dirty Dozen

Here are the 12 Broward-Palm Beach newsmakers who will make you blush

Letters for November 6, 2003

At Home with Hanging

Power to the Pudge!

Get ready for another Marlins dismantling

Best Player on the Marlins Payroll

Mike Hampton

Best Team You Probably Won't See

Florida Marlins

Something Fishy

If the home opener is any indication, the Florida Marlins will have a hard time hooking South Florida's disillusioned fans

Letters for April 11, 2002

A childish debate

Dear Marlins Fans

This open letter makes an artful argument for the team's lack of a marketing plan