Jeffrey Loria

  • Blogs

    November 19, 2014

    Seven Best Things Giancarlo Stanton Said at His News Conference (With Videos of His Monster Dongs)

    The Miami Marlins and Giancarlo Stanton made their mega 13-year, $325 million contract official on Wednesday with an afternoon news conference that featured former and current Marlins players and a crapload of fanfare. It's obvious the Marlins are pushing a "new era" kind of situation here, and by ... More >>

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    November 17, 2014

    Giancarlo Stanton Signs the Biggest Contract in Pro Sports History

    Giancarlo Stanton has reportedly signed a massive 13-year, $325 million contract to stay with the Miami Marlins. It's not only one of the most unexpected things the Marlins have ever done; it's also the richest contract in pro sports history -- a record previously held by Alex Rodriguez, who signed ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2014

    Why the Marlins Giving Giancarlo Stanton the Largest Contract in Team History Is a Load of Crap

    Last month, Miami Marlins uber-slugger Giancarlo Stanton made it very clear that he was still unhappy about the way the team handles their business when it comes to building winners. Yet now, in news that can only be taken with a couple of barrels of salt -- given the team's history for being tight ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 4, 2014

    Fort Lauderdale's Ten Most Pervasive Stereotypes: True or False?

    Fort Lauderdale can be a bit of an enigma these days. It's got a lot of canals, was once the spring-break capital of the world, and is often lost in the ubiquitous sexy glow of Miami Beach. So, is it a party town? A family town? Do people even go there anymore? What's up with the nightlife? Al ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 27, 2014

    Five Reasons You Need To Be Watching the Miami Marlins Nightly

    This exact time last year, the Miami Marlins found themselves in last place (49-81) in the NL East, having been outscored by 110 runs, which was the second worst run differential in the sport. This year? The Fish already have 65 wins, they've only been outscored by 22 runs on the year and the go ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2014

    Top Ten South Florida Athletes Post-LeBron

    For the last four years it hasn't even been an argument. LeBron James (sigh) was the best athlete in South Florida. But now that the dirty liar/coward he's gone, things get interesting (read: less good) again. For example, this potential conversation could happen at any South Florida bar tonight. D ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 30, 2013

    Miami Marlins End Season With Walk-Off No-Hitter

    The Miami Marlins ended what was an otherwise historically horrendous season in the craziest, most improbable way imaginable: with a walk-off no hitter. Pitcher Henderson Alvarez threw his first career no-hitter. But, because these are the Marlins, it couldn't be just your run-of-the-mill no-hitte ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 29, 2013

    Tino Martinez, Marlins Hitting Coach, Resigns Amid Reports of Abuse

    Miami Marlins hitting coach Tino Martinez has resigned from the team amid allegations of physical and verbal abuse with players. The Miami Herald reports on an incident between Martinez and rookie second baseman Derek Dietrich during a batting session earlier in the season, where Martinez allegedly ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 4, 2009

    Joe Girardi: A Big Fish Who Left Our Small Pond

    PhotobucketFormer Marlins manager, now as a NYY​For a third-hand manager, Joe Girardi's doing pretty well for himself.  In 2006, the Marlins fired the feisty Girardi after he got a verbal altercation with team owner Jeffrey Loria. Then Girardi's longtime team, the Chicago Cubs had a chance to ... More >>

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    August 28, 2006
  • News

    July 13, 2006

    John Bertino's Key Idea

    The Dania Beach official knows how to get even.

  • Blogs

    June 23, 2006

    Loria, Arison, Arison, Loria

    Not Arison -- Or Is It? Dave Hyde's column about Mickey Arison is on the Internet. The only problem: It's accompanied by a photograph of Jeffrey Loria (thanks to NT colleague Candice Gulley for the heads-up). But hey, who cares? They both own sports teams and sort of look alike. In fact, they migh ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2006

    The Newspaper and the P.R. Guru

    Okay, I've made the phone calls and done the research. Yes, I've reported the Miami Herald's hiring of public relations guru Bruce Rubin, who helped the newspaper form its "media strategy" after the Jim DeFede firing. So brace yourself; you're getting 100-proof, straight-to-the-gut, first-rate-newsp ... More >>

  • News

    October 6, 2005

    Jackass Jack

    Don't blame McKeon for the Marlins downfall? Who are you kidding?

  • News

    June 2, 2005

    The Old Man and the Fish

    Did Marlins skipper Jack McKeon ever tell you about the time... ?

  • Sports and Recreation

    May 12, 2005

    Best Marlins Player

    Carlos Delgado

  • News

    January 1, 2004

    Dirty Dozen

    Here are the 12 Broward-Palm Beach newsmakers who will make you blush