Jimmy Johnson (Football)

  • Blogs

    May 8, 2014

    Ten Worst Draft Picks In Miami Dolphins History

    In case you haven't noticed what with all the Miami Heat awesomeness lately, the NFL Draft is going down Thursday night. And, as is pretty much the case every year, your Miami Dolphins have the 19th overall selection because nothing rewards mediocrity more than mediocrity. The Fins have been going ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2012

    Dolphins Demolish Jets, Lose Tannehill to Injury

    Rex Ryan wanted his New York Jets to put hot sauce on Reggie Bush. He then demanded an apology from Bush when Reggie dared talk back. LaRon Landry then told the media that Reggie would remember the hit he took in Week 3, saying, "I'm not going to stop hitting or headhunting. I'm not going to stop th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 3, 2010

    Top Five Restaurants Even Randy Moss Wouldn't Snub

    ​Yesterday it was revealed that Randy Moss' exclusionary attitude wasn't the only reason he was cut from the Minnesota Vikings just four weeks after being traded there. Apparently, his finely developed sense of taste was to blame as well.During a team meeting Friday, Moss blew up on play ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2010

    Video: Jimmy Johnson Wants Men To "Go Long"

    He coached the Miami Hurricanes. He coached the Miami Dolphins. Now Jimmy Johnson is coaching men to buy ExtenZe, a "male enhancement tablet" that promises to "really make a difference."In television commercials, the company is very sly, never making specific claims about what "difference" the prod ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2009

    Top Five Dolphins of the Decade

    flickr.comPennington may have been the best Phins QB of the decade, but he only played one year.​Without a doubt, this has been the worst decade on record for one of the winning-est franchises in league history. It started with Jimmy Johnson retiring and Dan Marino following suit not long after. T ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 26, 2009

    A Horrible Thanksgiving Remembrance

    You probably don't remember it the same way I do, if you remember it at all. Hardcore Dolphins fans know the most famous Thanksgiving Day game the team ever played, and thinking of that day probably brings about a pleasant smile. Not for me though. I grew up in Dallas. It was 16 years ago. It was t ... More >>

  • Dining

    August 30, 2001

    What a Mouthful!

    With the founding of his own steak house, Howard Schnellenberger has finally arrived