Paula Deen, the homey southern cook with the sparkling blue eyes who made everyone salivate with her over-the top recipes, has taken quite a tumble in the court of public opinion. Since a legal deposition was made public in June, Deen's empire has crumbled with major sponsors like Food Network, Wal ... More >>
E! Online reports that Fat Actress star Kirstie Alley is being sued in a class action lawsuit. The lawsuit, filed on July 20, 2012 in Los Angeles Superior Court, alleges that would-be dieter Marina Abramyan as named plaintiff for the class action. Basically, the 28-page document states that Alley lo ... More >>
Is your kitchen smaller than Snookie's brainpan? Do you barely have enough counter space to spill a can of Bud? Does your refrigerator wheeze like Kirstie Alley running a marathon? Is your stove something Neanderthal Man would have used to roast a hunk of woolly mammoth? If you answered "ye ... More >>
Cheap wine that doesn't suck rarely is Merlot. On the Universal Suckitude Scale, cheap Merlot ranks slightly higher than dogshit omelets and just below seeing Kirstie Alley naked.Why? Well, Merlot naturally runs to the soft and flabby side -- sort of like Rex Ryan without the personality -- which ... More >>
Flickr: jannahstratKirstie Alley, post-op...Tits? That article in the New York Times is the reason you're liable to see droves of chubby women lining up outside plastic surgeon offices. Yes, cosmetic scientists are making progress in lipo-suctioning fat out of one undesirable location in a woman' ... More >>
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