Featuring threesome seekers, cokehead judges, hockey dads from hell and, quite naturally, Greg Abbott.
With the passing of Labor Day, "season" is well on its way. The tourists and seasonal residents will be here within the next month or two, which means they will need places to eat and party. Luckily, local restauranteurs are planning on creating some openings with plenty of new concepts in the works ... More >>
The fratboy thug mentality runs deep on the political right, from the acned James O'Keefe to the buffoonish, belligerent Andrew Breitbart (may he rot in hell). Boca Raton conservative activist Jack Furnari is cut from the same crude cloth. Just yesterday, for instance, Furnari made an ass of himsel ... More >>
Video of what appeared to be a pilot whale that had beached itself at SeaWorld popped up on the internet on Monday, and predictably, people lost their minds over it. And for good reason. Not only did the the whale appear to be distressed and in trouble but workers at SeaWorld appeared to ignore it ... More >>
Summer might not be until June 21, but around here, we know better. The rains have come. The heat is on. Summer is here -- end of discussion. Time to pull out the bug spray, sunscreen, and rain gear: for the next 6 months, it's going to be hot and humid as hell down here. On the bright side, the to ... More >>
Something so heinous and insidious happened to conservative ranter Glenn Beck over the course of the Labor Day weekend, that he has been forced to not only boycott the company behind the incident...he is sharing it with the world, lest others be treated in this fashion.You see, what was intended to ... More >>
The three-day Labor Day weekend was in full swing this past Friday night at Elbo Room and the iconic beach bar was packed with the usual blend of locals, tourists, and partiers, all out to celebrate the start of a long holiday weekend.A fight broke out between two men, and Elbo Room bouncer Christia ... More >>
The hamburger is the constant center of attention, what with all those restaurants, festivals, and food battles dedicated to its existence. Hell, it's like it can't help but be the spectacle of the culinary universe. (Witness the Cinnaburger for further evidence). What about the hot dog? Won't someb ... More >>
When chef Dean Max parted ways with 3800 Ocean -- the restaurant he helped to open last year inside the Marriott Singer Island Beach Resort & Spa -- at the end of 2011, chef Larry LaValley was given the reins (plus the role of resort assistant general manager). LaValley has been with the restaur ... More >>
Grilled West Coast Oyster skewers with apples and bacon vinagrette.Misha GrosvenorLast night marked the opening of PL8 on Himmarshee Street in Fort Lauderdale. PL8 is the new, small plate-concept restaurant from owner Dave Nicholas and chef Brandon Whitestone formerly of the now closed Himmarshee ... More >>
Photos provided by Sharyn PeachMike Tyson with a Summerwind employee.Sharyn Peach has been in the news a lot lately, telling of the days she worked on the yacht owned by Jeff Greene, a candidate for U.S. Senate. Peach, from Fort Lauderdale, is the lead singer of BitchFire, winner of the New Times ... More >>
Flickr: jpctalbotFlorida drivers can speed... at the speed of light.Maybe it's because we're so fit, but my are we Floridians going fast. According to the National Motorists Association, the Sunshine State drivers are more likely to get speeding tickets than residents of any other state. The reas ... More >>
Red SmithNever mess with a sausage in a tuxedo One might think that this weekend's annual Mango Festival in Deerfield Beach might actually be about ... oh, I don't know... mangoes? But after calls to promoters went unreturned, a look at the website revealed that the event actually seems lik ... More >>
Most Uruguayans chomp down that stuff grilling on the parrilla and little else.
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South Florida's Eddy Marin went from cocaine to porn to spam