Hazel Sobti dashes to center stage carrying a microphone pole, barely skirting a collision with another contestant. Two beautiful women follow her. As a guitarist in a Hawaiian shirt hams up "Rollin' on the River" for an audience bathed in blue light, the luminous beauty from India shimmies in a bla ... More >>
Wait! Before you shove those flowers down the garbage disposal, throw the candy hearts in the microwave, and send that passive-aggressive text message, there's something you need to hear: Romance is not dead! No. It's alive and well, and you'll find it floating merrily down the New River right in ... More >>
Some things will just never taste good. Cafeteria and airline food, for example. And giving your man a BJ.Yeah, we're pretty sure that will never taste good.Lucky for everyone involved, Masque -- a company based in Tampa -- has developed a product that claims to make fellatio downright tasty!
Photo by Riki AltmanFrom the North Pole with loveOK, it's really not elfin pee. It's tarragon soda. But we were swelled up with Christmas spirit and this drink we found at the Russian market was just so damn green that we couldn't pass it up. 'Tis the season for pine-colored items, right? It ... More >>
Photobucket Take a swig Broward bandit... for our sake, please.Broward police are looking for a bandit with "notably bad breath" who stuck up a bank in Tamarac Monday. The man, definitely not armed with Listerine, robbed the TD Bank, asking a teller to fill a trick or treat bag, while mot ... More >>
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The political and real-estate power brokers of West Palm Beach won't have Lawrence Corning to kick around anymore