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    December 5, 2013

    David Lee Edwards, Powerball Winner, Dies Broke In Hospice

    David Lee Edwards, the ex-felon from Kentucky who won the $27 million Powerball in 2001, has died broke, and in hospice, reports the Daily Mail. As reported by New Times in 2007, Edwards had managed to blow his entire fortune within just five years. He and his wife Shawna went from living in a lavi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 5, 2013

    Florida Powerball Winner is 84-Year Old Woman, Twitter Responds Accordingly

    The winner of the record $590.5 million Florida Powerball finally came forward Wednesday. And, of course, it's an 84-year-old lady. Because, God hates us all. Gloria Mackenzie, of Zephyrhills, was officially announced as the winner of the second-biggest jackpot in the history of the lottery in t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2013

    Florida Powerball Winner Still Hasn't Come Forward

    Someone in Florida won themselves a crapload of money when they guessed the right numbers for the record $590.5 million Powerball jackpot over the weekend. And that someone has yet to come forward to claim their prize. Apparently the winning ticket was purchased at a Publix in Zephyrhills, which up ... More >>

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    January 15, 2013

    Florida Lotto Winning Ticket Worth $192,000 Is About to Expire

    Did you play the numbers 8-19-27-28-30 in a Fantasy 5 lotto ticket back on July 30? Maybe left it in your jeans? In your glove compartment? Under your porn stash? Inside a shoe? In an empty coffee can? On a bus seat? In between the seats in your car with Larry's homework? Because, if you did, you ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2012

    Powerball Draws Two Winners For Record Jackpot

    Two people reportedly won the giant huge Powerball drawing was last night. AND NEITHER OF THOSE PEOPLE WERE YOU. And, even though this was a Florida lottery thing and Florida bought most of the tickets, nobody from Florida actually won. Because Jesus hates you, Florida. The winning tickets were ap ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 28, 2012

    Powerball Fever Spreads Across Florida

    In case you didn't know, tonight is the big, huge, very gigantic Florida Powerball drawing. And even though the odds of getting hit in the face by a bolt of lightning are far better than winning the Powerball, people in Florida are still apparently buying tickets for it in droves. According to the ... More >>

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