Last week, Luther Campbell, AKA Uncle Luke, AKA Miami New Times columnist, exploded the internet with his off-the-cuff list of the ten hottest local female TV newscasters. Lest we be targets of your cries about sexism, please know that we are equal-opportunity objectifiers. Here now is our list of ... More >>
Lauren De Shields is a lifelong Florida native. She grew up in a Florida, food-centric family and even began her formal culinary education at Johnson & Wales University in North Miami. She cooked under Dean Max at 3030 Ocean for three years before heading out to California where she cooked at severa ... More >>
It appears the Alex-Collins-Mother-Absconded-With-His Letter-of-Intent-gate is far from over. Just this morning, we told you how the South Plantation High star running back recruit said he's still going to sign with Arkansas, even after his mom ran off with his letter of intent Wednesday. See also ... More >>
The Miami Heat's Shane Battier hosted his second-annual "South Beach Battioke Celebrity Karaoke Contest" on Monday night. The event has turned into a must-see as members of the Heat get up on stage and sing karaoke for charity, with proceeds going to the Battier Take Charge Foundation. And while L ... More >>
Have you ever watched that Michael Bublé music video where the entire grocery store breaks out into a dance? Have you ever thought about organizing a supermarket choreographed dance on your own? It's okay, we have too. Unfortunately, on January 2, someone will be beating you to it.The cast of Stomp ... More >>
A lament for lost carnage — and coherence.
Simply stated, Elvis Aaron Presley was the greatest rock star of all time. He was also the first artist that could be considered a legitimate, mass appeal star when it came to the realms of rock 'n' roll. He set the standard all those that followed aspired too; everyone from the Beatles to Bob Dy ... More >>
The tourist crowd thinned after sunset yesterday, leaving a handful of regulars strewn in seats around the bar. Elbo Room reopened its ground floor Thursday, after it was forced to comply with ADA building codes.
Black Eyed Peas With Cee Lo Green, Jason DeRulo, T-Pain, Sean Kingston, Flo Rida, DJ Smiley, and host Queen Latifah Sun Life Stadium, Miami Wednesday, November 23, 2011For a slide show from the concert, click here. Better than: Listening to the radio. The idea of an all-star lineup to support ... More >>
Flickr: RCI Genesis / Photo by STX EuropeThe colossal Oasis of the Seas has been bathed in glowing publicity. The reviews from VIPs and journalists who toured its decks during its November debut were almost universally positive. And yesterday was an occasion for a feel-good story, as the ship inv ... More >>
The girls are hot and the inhibitions are few at Delray's Club 101.
As any blog reader knows, live blogs are the current way of the future. And any journalist who wants to keep his job embraces the latest way of the future. So...welcome to the first ever LIVE BLOG in Juice history. I secured my spot in the press booth months ago, when it looked ... More >>
Scottish indie rock act Bis' overtures were expressed rather neatly in its 1997 single "Tell It to the Kids": "And now, coming through the airwaves into your home/Introducing the new transistor heroes." San Francisco's hey willpower lacks a similar expressive salutation, but it shares Bis' affinity ... More >>
Why today's R&B is pure garbage
Holy Ghost Saturday, December 13, 2008 The Vagabond, Miami Better than: 100% of the godless ultra-commercial dance crap polluting the Beach. It's past midnight and I'm at the Vagabond sipping my whiskey straight and waiting for Holy Ghost! to start their DJ set in the main room. It's my ... More >>
The Chocolate Factory Goes Outdoors
Photo by Eddie RosenstockQ-Tip with The Cool KidsWednesday, November 26, 2008Revolution, Fort LauderdaleBetter Than: Watching Q-Tip live on Letterman.The Review: Rap shows normally feature an MC accompanied by a tour DJ and a laptop, but when an artist such as Q-Tip brings a tight band with him ons ... More >>
Neil Hamburger brings the sad sack back to Miami
Preparing for the onslaught that is the Toronto Film Festival.
Soulfly's frontman makes nice with a former bandmate is Sinead O'Connor next?
Stacey Honowitz yaks it up on the evening talk-show circuit
Think rock stars are sluts? You're not wrong.
Pull up the nets: there's no point in Phishing for the next big thing.
Emily Rose is possessed by silly nonsense
Gregg Araki's latest is more icky than mysterious
Tommy Davidson's back in living color
Hand in hand, the two women of Floetry make their mark on R&B
Out of Breach (Manchester's Revenge) (Output)
Fulfilled/Complete (Saddle Creek)
"Weird Al" Yankovic dares to stay stupid
Ranking and filing our Local Top Ten
Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003
Nipped, tucked, overdressed, and oversexed. Wanna dance?
Miami's Speedy Legs continues breaking without borders
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... oh, crap!