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    June 6, 2014

    Miami Heat Loses Game 1 to Broken Air Conditioner

    The Spurs needed 90 percent shooting in the fourth quarter and the aid of a machine to beat LeBron James and the Miami Heat 110-95 Thursday night in San Antonio. The Heat took control of Game 1 in the third quarter of the NBA Finals matchup against the San Antonio Spurs. Miami's blitzkrieg defense ... More >>

  • News

    March 27, 2014
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    March 20, 2014

    Scottie Pippen's Fort Lauderdale Mansion Is for Sale

    Ever wanted to own Scottie Pippen's lavish mansion with basketball court and putting green? If so, now's your chance. The former Chicago Bulls star and Michael Jordan sidekick has put his Fort Lauderdale mansion on the market, and it's a humdinger of a house for anyone who ever wanted to own a home ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 4, 2014

    LeBron James Drops 61 on Bobcats, Breaking Heat Franchise Record

    The entire NBA season has seen the national media try to give the MVP award to the Pacers' Paul George or the Thunder's Kevin Durant. But then along comes a night like Monday night, when LeBron James steps in to preserve the natural order of the universe by raining destruction down from the heaven ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2013

    Miami Heat Opener: Rose Vs. Wade Knees

    When the Miami Heat opens its season at home tonight at 8 p.m. versus the Chicago Bulls, most people will logically be watching the basket. But the real game will be taking place at knee level. Rose tore his anterior cruciate ligament 18 months ago. It was repaired by Brian Cole, the same doc who ... More >>

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    October 29, 2013

    Miami Heat Opener: Rose Vs. Wade Knees

    When the Miami Heat opens its season at home tonight at 8 p.m. versus the Chicago Bulls, most people will logically be watching the basket. But the real game will be taking place at knee level. Rose tore his anterior cruciate ligament 18 months ago. It was repaired by Brian Cole, the same doc who ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 16, 2013

    LeBron James Will Stay With Heat, Say Handful of Random NBA Players

    No one knows if LeBron James is staying with the Miami Heat or if he's bolting via free agency next summer. But that didn't stop ESPN the Magazine from going ahead and asking random current NBA players in an arbitrary poll anyway. And according to 71 percent of these players, LeBron is going to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2013

    Michael Jordan Says LeBron Couldn't Beat Him One-on-One, but Kobe Might

    Michael Jordan was interviewed about which of today's players could take him one-on-one in his prime, and he answered by showing what a salty, bitter old man he's become. Namely, he took yet another shot at LeBron James -- the one guy who is a legitimate threat to overtake MJ as Greatest of All Ti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 26, 2013

    LeBron James Chooses the Soundtrack to NBA2K14 Videogame

    LeBron James is so ball-crushingly awesome at basketball that he is now officially the first NBA player who's on the cover who got to choose the soundtrack for the best-selling NBA2K14 videogame. 2K Sports announced Friday that LeBron has chosen 20 songs for the videogame. He's also gracing the co ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2013


    After a gut-wrenching series that featured ups and downs and had all our balls in our stomachs, the Miami Heat has completed its quest for back-to-back championships and defeated the San Antonio Spurs in an epic Game 7. LeBron James brought the devastation, scoring 37 points, grabbing 12 rebounds, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2013

    LeBron James Tells Media "Get the F*ck Outta My Face" During Locker Room Celebration

    After the Miami Heat players clobbered the San Antonio Spurs and crushed the spirits of Heat Haterz America and got their trophy, T-shirts, and caps, they headed into the locker room to spray champagne on one another and get the crazy started. The Miami Herald's Kabir Khiatani took some video of th ... More >>

  • News

    May 30, 2013
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    May 17, 2013

    Sun Sentinel Attempts To Explain Dwyane Wade's "Wacky" Fashion To Old People

    In a bit of cultural analysis that rivals that time they tried to explain beer bongs, our staid daily newspaper has run three -- count 'em -- three separate stories and videos wondering why those gosh darn crazy kids on the Miami Heat keep wearing all those "wacky" outfits. To wit: "From bright-col ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2013

    Marc Falsetto of Rok:Brgr Hopes to See More Chefs Taking Culinary Leaps

    Tastemaker 17 is Marc Falsetto, founder and CEO of ROK:BRGR Burger Bar and Gastropub in downtown Fort Lauderdale. You've probably noticed that gastropubs serving up craft beers and hand-crafted burgers are pretty popular these days. And for good reason - craft burgers and craft beers are two of th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 3, 2013

    LeBron James to Be Named MVP for Fourth Time

    In the least shocking news in the history of forever, LeBron James is going to be named the 2013 NBA Most Valuable Player for the fourth time in his face-wrecking career. Michael Jordan, Bill Russell, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Wilt Chamberlain are the only other players with at least four MVP awards ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 28, 2013

    Miami Heat Winning Streak Ends at 27

    Last night, the Chicago Bulls finally got revenge for the 1996 game in which a depleted Miami Heat team beat Michael Jordan's 72-win team 113-104 by ending the 2013 Heat's chase for the all-time NBA winning streak. With no Derrick Rose or Joakim Noah, the short-handed Bulls came out swinging agains ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2013

    Jim Larranaga Dancing, Heat Winning Streak, FGCU: Florida Is Suddenly The Mecca of Basketball

    In what has become the perfect storm of face-smashing dunks, fearsome jumpers, and all-around hardwood awesomeness, Florida is right now, officially, the mecca of basketball. Thanks to the Miami Heat, Miami Hurricanes Men's basketball team, and the rise of the mightiest of underdogs in Florida Gulf ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 8, 2013

    Atkins-Grad Lives to See Another Day, Jordan Gets Hitched, LeBron Is LeBron

    The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm.  

  • Blogs

    March 7, 2013

    Michael Jordan Files For Marriage License in West Palm Beach

    NBA legend and all-around snappy-ass dresser, Michael Jordan, filed for a marriage license in the downtown West Palm Beach courthouse on Thursday morning. Jordan and his fiance, Yvette Prieto, arrived at the courthouse around 8:30 a.m.

  • Blogs

    December 5, 2012

    Heat Fall to the Lowly Washington Wizards, 105-101

    This is what happens when the Heat players look like they left all their fucks in their other jeans and those jeans are in the wash. A 105-101 loss to the Washington Wizards, the worst team in all of professional sports: That's what happens. It's nothing new. The Heaters have been lollygagging the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2012

    Charles Barkley Says LeBron James Can Be Better Than Michael Jordan

    Looks like Charles Barkley is done trolling the Heat, because now he thinks LeBron James can be better than Michael Jordan."First of awl... gimme a cheese bergar..." After spending the past two seasons ripping LeBron and the Heat -- saying God is a Mavericks fan, cheering for Heat to lose and calli ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 2, 2012

    Dwyane Wade Leaving Jordan Brand for Chinese Company

    Dwyane Wade is officially switching shoe brands. Wade, who has been with Jordan Brand since 2010, is going to start endorsing Beijing-based footwear and apparel company Li-Ning. According to a source, Wade will be leaving Jordan Brand and joining up with Li-Ning, which is the number 2 brand in Chi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 1, 2012

    LeBron James Is Apparently A Heroin Brand Name

    Upper Darby police in Philadelphia busted a major heroin dealer who who reportedly had 140 packets of smack labeled, "LeBron James." The packets include a silhouette of a man dunking a basketball. Kind of like Michael Jordan's Jumpman logo, except with dark circles around the eyes, constant licki ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 26, 2012

    Karlos Dansby Says the 2012 Dolphins Have More Talent Than the 2008 Super Bowl Cardinals

    The 1-2 Miami Dolphins are in Arizona this weekend to face the 3-0 first-place Cardinals. During midweek interviews with the media, Dolphins linebacker Karlos Dansby, who was a member of the Cardinals 2008 Super Bowl team, told Arizona reporters that this current Dolphins team has more talent than ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 21, 2012

    LeBron James' New Nike Shoes Will Be Most Expensive Ever

    Since the late-80s, Nike has been trying to tell America that guys like Michael Jordan and LeBron James are awesome at basketball because of their footwear. And America has bought it (literally). People have forked over up to $250 bucks for sneakers named after NBA stars. But now, if you want the l ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 9, 2012

    LeBron James Scores First Triple-Double in Olympic History

    The 2012 Summer Olympics just got COBRADICK'D.LeBron James went into yesterday's quarterfinal match against Australia and dropped 11 points, 14 rebounds and 12 assists in the 119-86 beatdown of the Aussies. His 12 assists tied tied Olympic records held by Phil Ford, Leon Wodd and some dude named Mic ... More >>

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    April 12, 2012
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    June 16, 2011
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    January 20, 2011

    The LeBrons: Can LeBron James' New Cartoon Change His Karma?

    ​After dominating the NBA for all of December, the Miami Heat has fallen back to Earth. Since LeBron James' now-ironic "Karma" tweet -- and subsequent injury -- the team has lost four straight games -- and 13 for the year. (That means 70 wins is now out of the question.) Yes, LeBron's popularity i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2010

    Five Better Things for LeBron James to Bump Into

    Photo Courtesy of Wikipedia CommonsLeBron in Hulk mode​LeBron James caused a ruckus last week during the Heat's November 27 game against the Dallas Mavericks. A video surfaced shortly after showing LeBron bumping into Head Coach Erik Spoelstra -- perhaps on purpose.C'mon, LeBron, violence isn't th ... More >>

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    October 14, 2010
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    June 29, 2010

    Nobody Knows Where LeBron's Going... Except Us

    Flickr: NBA PhotosA dynasty in the making?​In the hunt for the signature of LeBron James, South Florida has suddenly (briefly?) vaulted into the lead. Apparently, there was a "summit" last weekend in Miami, hosted by Dwyane Wade, with Chris Bosh and LeBron James himself in attendance. ESPN is repo ... More >>

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    April 8, 2010
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    March 2, 2010

    Lauderdale's Scottie Pippen to Avoid a Jordanesque Debacle in Hall Speech

    At the end of this weekend's interview of former Chicago Bulls Star Scottie Pippen, he's asked about whether he's prepared his Hall of Fame induction speech. "I think I'll call my guy Michael Jordan up," he began -- a moment when all basketball fans should have held their breath or said, "No!!" Beca ... More >>

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    February 18, 2010
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    February 12, 2010

    Scottie Pippen Hall of Fame Bound?

    FlickrScottie and Michael: Basketball gods, South Florida snowbirds.​Scott Rothstein neighbor, cartoon cameo-maker, and victim of midget violence Scottie Pippen is close to earning induction into the Hall of Fame for that other thing he did: play basketball.According to an ESPN report, Pip is one ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2009

    Oasis of the Seas Can't Lift London Fog for Weary Brits

    Flickr: RCI Genesis / Photo by STX Europe​The colossal Oasis of the Seas has been bathed in glowing publicity. The reviews from VIPs and journalists who toured its decks during its November debut were almost universally positive. And yesterday was an occasion for a feel-good story, as the ship inv ... More >>

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    October 8, 2009
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    March 20, 2009

    Christy's Restaurant Coral Gables - Kitchen Pictures

    Christy's Restaurant is THE fine dining Coral Gables institution where rich and powerful politicians, ceo's and celebrities have talked business over lunch and dinner for 30 years. Christy's has stood at the same location under the same ownership making it one of the longest-running establishments t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2008

    Do You (Not) Believe in Miracles?

    The Miami Dolphins beat the Jets Sunday to win the division and make it to the playoffs. It's a great achievement for a team that went 1-15 last year and a nice gift for the fans. But a miracle? That's what a headline on the the Sun-Sentinel's front page called it this morning -- a " ... More >>

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    November 22, 2007


    Miami’s coach wants to suit up? What if …?

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    November 8, 2007
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    November 1, 2006

    Wednesday Walkup

    Just got off the Jim DeFede Show on 940 AM regarding Charlie Crist. It was great because I got the time to tell most of the story and also answer DeFede's sometimes tough questions. His radio style is easy as a Sunday morning but never forget that DeFede is one of the hardest hitting -- and best -- ... More >>

  • News

    September 7, 2006

    Swimming With the Fishes

    The $8 million man will lead the Dolphins out of the desert. Honest.

  • Dining

    August 31, 2006

    High Steaks

    Strip House has the beef.

  • Blogs

    May 2, 2006

    First Condoms, Then The House

    Slow day at the Pulp, so I thought I'd unleash a dose of Malcolm English on you. I don't know who Malcolm English is, but I suspect that (s)he is a Sun-Sentinel writer. It's certain that (s)he has a major grudge against the Palm Beach Post. But that's what I love about the Palm Beach County right no ... More >>

  • Film

    April 27, 2006

    Letter Perfect

    Akeelah spells out a fantasy that feels wonderfully real.

  • Culture

    March 23, 2006

    That Funny Hat Trick

    When it comes to dealing with hardship, the boys from Buffalo just grin and bare it — all!

  • Calendar

    May 25, 2000

    Hoopus Maximus

    Michael Jordan to the Max

  • Music

    November 18, 1999

    Short Cuts

    311, Harry Chapin, Santana

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