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December 4, 2008
Lantana-Based White Rights Group Says It's Not Racist, Really; It's Just Lookin' Out for Whitey
The American Association of White Americans is using the election of the first black president to tell the country a few things about its American organization of Americans. In America. In two open letters addressed to the "Internal Revenue Service and U.S. Senate Wash, DC," the Lantana-based a ... More >>
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December 5, 2008
Plaxico Burress: Happiness Is a Warm Gun -- And Warm Weather
Hey, South Florida, I know a six-foot-five, 230-pound troubled wide receiver who needs a hug. Come on. By South Florida troublemaker standards, Plaxico Burress is a pussycat. Can we keep him? Huh, can we? There aren't too many places with open arms for the big guy these days. On top of the felo ... More >>
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December 5, 2008
Dolphins Fans Don't Suck Either
The people who love the Dolphins are having a pretty good year, too. At least if you judge by the recent totals in fan voting for this year's NFL Pro Bowl. Four, that's right, FOUR Miami Dolphins are in first place in their respective positions in on-line fan balloting. This compared to zero, that' ... More >>
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December 8, 2008
Because A Regular Wedding Wouldn't Be Uncomfortable Enough
Love is a beautiful thing, especially when it happens 180 feet above a casino parking lot. As if the issue of marriage weren't contentious enough in Florida with all the votes, rulings and appeals, now a straight couple from Boca Raton has decided to flaunt their legal ability to wed in the cl ... More >>
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December 10, 2008
Nobody Knocks Out Glen Johnson, Unless Comedy's Involved
In this week's print edition of The Juice, I wrote about Glen Johnson, a veteran South Florida boxer who's spent most of his 15-year career facing off against the biggest names in the sport. Because he's not punching police officers, barking at a judge, or telling anyone he wants to eat their c ... More >>
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December 18, 2008
'80s Icon Will Be Immortal As Long As the Former Greg White Is Alive
Yeah Juicians, Teen Wolf is the best thing to ever happen in American cinema. That's a given. And apparently, when Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive end Greg White legally changed his name to Stylez G. White as a tribute to the buddy character in the 1985 Michael J. Fox Rupert "Stiles" Stilinski vehicl ... More >>
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December 29, 2008
What Is Wrong With This Picture?
If there was a rash of Dolphins-related suicides around 10:45 p.m. last night, one local TV station certainly won't be reporting on it. That's because Channel 7, WSVN, hates the Miami Dolphins and doesn't care if the team's fans kill themselves. Or maybe some intern just made a horrible mis ... More >>
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January 6, 2009
Florida Home to Fresh-Squeezed... Handguns?
A study published last month by Mayors Against Illegal Guns, a group lead by New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg, says that not only do lax gun laws lead to more murders, higher crime rates, and more law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty, guns from those states are used more often in ... More >>
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January 8, 2009
Rudy Giuliani Will Be on Time for His Inauguration Jan. 20
On the New Times newsroom's Wall o' Deviance, beneath photographs of long-gone staffers cavorting with strippers, you will find the red-white-and-blue 2008 calendar of Rudy Giuliani, which he modestly called "Countdown to Victory." The calendar warns of a slow march toward a dystopian American futur ... More >>
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January 8, 2009
Tonight: Live Blogging from the BCS National Championship Game
If you happen to have an extra grand or so to blow on a football game, you probably won't need to come here for my bitter blog posts, live from the BCS Championship. But if you live in the same country as the rest of us non-yacht owners, you can get everything you need right here. A bit of backgrou ... More >>
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January 9, 2009
Gators Binge, Purge, Intend to Repeat
For an encore, Tim Tebow will rescue a kitten from the top floor of a burning skyscraper.Judging by the large number of blue and orange-adorned ticket holders puking in the parking lot, it was great to be a Gator last night. The Super Bowl of college football featured jets and fireworks and gazillio ... More >>
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June 4, 2009
Letters from the Issue of June 4, 2009
For an encore, Tim Tebow will rescue a kitten from the top floor of a burning skyscraper.Judging by the large number of blue and orange-adorned ticket holders puking in the parking lot, it was great to be a Gator last night. The Super Bowl of college football featured jets and fireworks and gazillio ... More >>
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December 6, 2007
Letters for December 6-12, 2007
For an encore, Tim Tebow will rescue a kitten from the top floor of a burning skyscraper.Judging by the large number of blue and orange-adorned ticket holders puking in the parking lot, it was great to be a Gator last night. The Super Bowl of college football featured jets and fireworks and gazillio ... More >>
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January 24, 2008
Letters for January 24-30, 2008
For an encore, Tim Tebow will rescue a kitten from the top floor of a burning skyscraper.Judging by the large number of blue and orange-adorned ticket holders puking in the parking lot, it was great to be a Gator last night. The Super Bowl of college football featured jets and fireworks and gazillio ... More >>
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January 31, 2008
Big Wind in Boca
The Party Was Over Before It Began
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February 14, 2008
Letters for February 14-20, 2008
The Party Was Over Before It Began
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March 13, 2008
Letters for March 13-19, 2008
The Party Was Over Before It Began
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March 20, 2008
Letters for March 20-26, 2008
The Party Was Over Before It Began
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April 10, 2008
Letters for April 10-16, 2008
The Party Was Over Before It Began
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April 17, 2008
Letters for April 17-23, 2008
The Party Was Over Before It Began
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May 22, 2008
Feelin' the Freak
That Redline Frame of Mind
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May 29, 2008
Finally... Florida
A rogue state meets presidential candidates who pine for its fickle heart
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July 17, 2008
Letters for July 17-23, 2008
A rogue state meets presidential candidates who pine for its fickle heart
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October 23, 2008
Letters for October 23-29, 2008
A rogue state meets presidential candidates who pine for its fickle heart
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March 11, 2009
John Holland's Swan Song
-- John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits' Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: "The court records don't make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn." Joel Steinger is nobody's p ... More >>
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April 9, 2009
Letters From the Issue of April 9, 2009
-- John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits' Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: "The court records don't make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn." Joel Steinger is nobody's p ... More >>
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February 5, 2009
Letters From the Issue of February 5, 2009
-- John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits' Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: "The court records don't make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn." Joel Steinger is nobody's p ... More >>
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January 1, 2009
Letters from the issue of January 1, 2009
-- John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits' Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: "The court records don't make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn." Joel Steinger is nobody's p ... More >>
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October 30, 2008
Letters for October 30 - November 5, 2008
-- John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits' Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: "The court records don't make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn." Joel Steinger is nobody's p ... More >>
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October 2, 2008
Letters for October 2-8, 2008
-- John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits' Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: "The court records don't make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn." Joel Steinger is nobody's p ... More >>
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August 14, 2008
Letters for August 14-20, 2008
-- John Holland this morning gives us a fairly in-depth look at Mutual Benefits' Colombian drug cartel connections. My favorite line: "The court records don't make clear whether Mutual Benefits was an active participant in the money laundering or a pawn." Joel Steinger is nobody's p ... More >>
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April 16, 2009
Teabag Gags And Other Important Democratic Functions
All this talk on the news about the right-wing "teabagging" protests is cracking me up. In fact I'm starting to think that the evil liberal media talked the national frustrati into taking on that moniker for their movement as a juvenile prank. (Locally, our own Michael Mooney mixed it up w ... More >>
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April 16, 2009
And Now a "Fair and Balanced" a Report From Yesterday's Tea Party
Flickr user: Sweet CarouselHey, remember that delightful Coral Springs lady who took a shine to Sarah Palin, launched a blog for her, and -- perhaps because this was so patently absurd -- received some media coverage for it? And then some media coverage about that media coverage? Well, you won't bel ... More >>
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April 23, 2009
Letters From the Issue of April 23, 2009
Flickr user: Sweet CarouselHey, remember that delightful Coral Springs lady who took a shine to Sarah Palin, launched a blog for her, and -- perhaps because this was so patently absurd -- received some media coverage for it? And then some media coverage about that media coverage? Well, you won't bel ... More >>
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June 18, 2009
Letters From the Issue of June 18, 2009
Flickr user: Sweet CarouselHey, remember that delightful Coral Springs lady who took a shine to Sarah Palin, launched a blog for her, and -- perhaps because this was so patently absurd -- received some media coverage for it? And then some media coverage about that media coverage? Well, you won't bel ... More >>
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July 1, 2009
Happy Canada Day, Leslie Nielsen! (I'm NOT Stalking You)
photo by Alan Light The man, the legend. I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone in South Florida a Happy Canada Day! Especially to South Florida's most famous Canadian, Leslie Nielsen. I love Canadian-Americans. And my all-time favorite living Canadian-American celebrity has g ... More >>
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October 1, 2009
Letters from the Issue of October 1, 2009
photo by Alan Light The man, the legend. I'd like to take this opportunity to wish everyone in South Florida a Happy Canada Day! Especially to South Florida's most famous Canadian, Leslie Nielsen. I love Canadian-Americans. And my all-time favorite living Canadian-American celebrity has g ... More >>
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October 3, 2009
Seeing Capitalism: A Love Story with a Real-Life Capitalist
Near the beginning of Michael Moore's new movie, Capitalism: A Love Story, the filmmaker calls upon Wallace Shawn, an actor/writer friend of his, to explain our economic system in terms he could explain, presumably because Shawn is one of the more knowledgeable people Moore knows when it ... More >>
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December 10, 2009
Would You Kill Someone For a Chicken Sandwich?
Michael J. MooneyHe's not dead, just dead tired. At noon on Tuesday, there was one man waiting, seated quietly on the curb outside the new Chick-Fil-A on US-1 in Pompano Beach. By 3:30 a.m. on Wednesday there were already 20 more people. By 6:00 a.m. there were nearly 200 people waiting in line j ... More >>
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April 16, 2010
Sights From the Soggy Tax Day Tea Party in Fort Lauderdale
Michael J. MooneyDespite the rain, the threat of intentionally misspelling infiltrators, other silly-but-hot conservative options within driving distance, and some intense taxpayer-funded security (what we like to call irony), hundreds of people showed up at yesterday's Tea Party at the federal c ... More >>
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May 6, 2010
Video: Haitian Boy with Cancer and His Mother Talk About Their Trip to the U.S.
Michael J. MooneyPeterson EsthelhommeThe 12-year-old Haitian boy who was brought to the U.S. to treat the malignant tumor on his neck was in good spirits this morning. Through a translator, Esthelhomme Peterson said he was in a lot of pain during the trip here, but that he was feeling much better ... More >>
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May 14, 2010
Update on the Haitian Boy Receiving Treatment for the Massive Tumor on His Neck
Michael J. MooneyEsthelhomme Peterson Last week we brought the story of Esthelhomme Peterson ("Peter"), the 12-year-old Haitian boy brought to the U.S. to get treatment for the massive growth on his neck. His transportation and treatment were arranged by a coalition that included Sen. George LeMi ... More >>
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July 6, 2010
The Best Bumper Stickers From the Independence Day Tea Party in Fort Lauderdale
Everyone knows the best way to tell the world how you feel about something is through a funnyish, quasi-offensive sticker or magnet attached to the back of your automobile. Whether it's which nutbag pundits you like, which candidates you plan to vote for, who you think invented Christmas, or whic ... More >>
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September 14, 2010
Juice Scores Some Bling at Regional Journos' Conference
FlickrA quick thank you to the judges of the Green Eyeshade Awards, a journalism contest that named the Juice the third-best blog at this past week's annual banquet. The contest is open to media in 11 states in the Southeast. This particular category prized "outstanding commentary or reporting in ... More >>
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November 23, 2010
Thanksgiving Day Parlor Trick: How to Swallow a Tablespoon of Cinnamon
Michael J. MooneyWeapons of mass destruction.You and your family have just finished the first of four courses on Thanksgiving Day. You can smell the rest of the food, but it's not time yet. So you're stuck in a warm room with the people you love, but may not get to see too often. It could be one ... More >>
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January 6, 2011
Avoid Child Hyperthermia: Five Things That Resemble Children Trapped in Cars
Flickr: sean dreilingerYesterday at New Times we received a humorous incident report from the Broward Sheriff's Office media relations. The report stated that someone had reported seeing a toddler locked in a car in Weston. But when an officer arrived, he found: "The report of a toddler in a ... More >>
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January 7, 2011
Antonio Balta Denied Clemency, Advocates Turn To Rick Scott
Michael J. MooneyAdvocates and supporters of Antonio Balta, the man sentenced to 20 years in prison for allowing his daughter to die in a hot car as he gambled, were given sad news over this holiday season: The same clemency board that voted to pardon long-deceased rocker Jim Morrison chose not t ... More >>
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January 13, 2011
Reader: Jail Time is Nothing Compared to Animal Testing
Amerijet will continue taking off with monkeys in their cargo bay.Today's comment of the day comes from an article we posted earlier in the week called: Amerijet Won't Stop Shipping Research Monkeys.In it Juice writer Michael J. Mooney published a letter that Amerijet wrote to the president of AR ... More >>
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July 28, 2011
Guerdwich Montimere, AKA Jerry Joseph, Pleads Guilty to Sexual Assault After Posing as Teen Basketball Star
Montimere came clean after posing as Jerry Joseph.Guerdwich Montimere, the former Dillard High School basketball player who moved to Texas when he was 22 and reinvented himself as a 16-year-old, came clean in the legal sense yesterday.He pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual assault of a child - ... More >>
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October 6, 2011
SlutWalk South Florida Hitting the Streets in Early 2012
FacebookThe SlutWalk movement is finally coming to South Florida.SlutWalk South Florida has started to develop its online presence, hand out fliers, and begin planning demonstrations to curb sexual assaults and the blame sometimes associated with sexual-assault victims.There's no precise date set ... More >>
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