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    May 13, 2014

    Paul Pierce Immediately Regrets Asking to Guard LeBron James; Heat Takes 3-1 Series Lead

    The Miami Heat took a 3-1 lead in its Eastern Conference semifinal matchup against Brooklyn on Monday night, beating the Nets 102-96. While there are plenty of game and series recaps to peruse, we at the Pulp like to dig deeper and get into some specific stuff you may or may not have noticed. Come ... More >>

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    May 12, 2014

    LeBron James Says He Feels Good About the Heat Because of LeBron James

    The Miami Heat became the last team to lose a game among those remaining in the playoffs on Saturday, when the Brooklyn Nets took Game 3. And now that they're only leading the best-of-seven series 2-1, the Nets' Paul Pierce has decided to do that thing where he chirps up and says a bunch of things ... More >>

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    May 9, 2014

    Ray Allen and Chris Bosh Combine Super Powers to Help Heat Take 2-0 Series Lead Over the Nets

    The Miami Heat took a 2-0 lead in their Eastern Conference Semi-Final matchup against Brooklyn Thursday night, beating the Nets 94-82. While there are plenty of game and series recaps to peruse, we at the Pulp like to dig deeper and get into some specific stuff you may or may not have noticed. Co ... More >>

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    May 5, 2014

    Brooklyn Nets Website URL Directs Readers to the Heat's Official Website

    The Miami Heat's second-round opponent was finally decided Sunday when the Brooklyn Nets eked by the Toronto Raptors in a 104-103 Game 7 victory. The Nets took down Miami in all four of their regular season games this season, lending to the narrative that the Heat are now in big, big trouble after ... More >>

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    April 17, 2014

    Top Ten Miami Heat Moments of the 2013-14 Regular Season

    The 2013-14 NBA regular season finally came to an end Wednesday night, and the playoff matchups are all set. The Heat will begin its quest for a third-straight title on Sunday when it hosts the Charlotte Bobcats at the American Airlines Arena at 3:30 p.m. (EST). It's been a harrowing regular seas ... More >>

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    February 28, 2014

    LeBron James Wore a Batman Mask to Destroy the New York Knicks

    LeBron James is the hero Miami deserves. It was exactly one week ago since James broke his nose against the Oklahoma City Thunder. And after missing one game in between, LeBron returned to the night to fill his enemies with dread like Batman. Literally. Much to the delight of the internet, James ... More >>

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    December 25, 2013

    Miami Heat's Best Christmas Day Game Moments

    The Miami Heat's first ever Christmas Day game was in 1997 when they lost to Michael Jordan's Chicago Bulls. Since then, the Heat have played 9 other times in the NBA's annual X-Mas game, going 7-2 in that span. The Heat will face the L.A. Lakers today at 5:00p.m. for their 10th go-round as the re ... More >>

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    November 1, 2013

    Heat Plays Boston, Err, Brooklyn, Tonight: Five Keys to the Game

    So our boys face off against the Celtics Nets tonight at 8 p.m.on ESPN and things are looking bleak. Firstly, Dwyane Wade sat out the last game and LeBron has been shooting like, well, not LeBron lately. Secondly, the Nets whacked the Heat twice in the preseason. Third, Nets center Brook Lopez is a ... More >>

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    June 19, 2013

    "Boston Strong" Fundraiser for "The One Fund" at Boston's on the Beach

    Don't let the ocean view fool you. With Larry Bird memorabilia lining the walls, the Celtics game on the TVs, and the best New England clam chowder you'll get outside of the Northeast, Boston's on the Beach is intrinsically linked to its namesake city. More than 1,400 miles away, this joint experien ... More >>

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    April 12, 2013

    Miami Heat vs. Boston Celtics: Eat the Teams Today at Coco's Corner Cafe

    Are you a Heat fan? Sure, that questions sounds easy, but since many south Floridians come from the northeast, there could, potentially, be just as many Boston Celtics fans out there. Look around you and put your conspiracy theory goggles on. Didn't the guy in accounting run the Boston Marathon once ... More >>

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    April 10, 2013

    LeBron James Passed the Ball to Himself for a Monster Dunk

    With the national media crowning the New York Knicks the 2013 NBA Finals Champions this past week, it was easy to forget that the Miami Heat are on the verge of breaking the all-time franchise win mark and clinching homecourt advantage throughout the playoffs. It's also easy to forget that LeBron J ... More >>

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    March 19, 2013

    Miami Heat Wrecks Celtic Ass as It Earns Record 23rd-Straight Win

    The Miami Heat walked into the all-consuming ocean of douche and insufferableness that is Boston's TD Garden Monday night and laid its record-setting 22-game winning streak on the line. The Celtics were ready from the GO and came at the Heat with a furious effort that spawned a career night for Jef ... More >>

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    March 14, 2013

    Miami Heat Makes It 20 Wins in a Row

    Things started pretty much how you'd expect from a team heading into its second night of a back-to-back road set for the Miami Heat on Wednesday night. And the Philadelphia 76ers were more than ready and willing to clobber the Heat with a snow shovel to the face and be the team to end Miami's soul- ... More >>

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    March 4, 2013

    LeBron James Ruined New York's Good Times

    DIS WUZ SAPPOS'D TAH BE DA SUMMAH O' NEW YOAWK. DA YEAH DA KNICKS BRAWT LARRY OH BRY-YAN BACK TA DA MEKKA -- DA GAHDEN. MELO AND JAY AHH SMITH WERE GONNA RESTOAH GLOREE TA DA GREATEST CITY ON DA FACE O'DA EARF! SIMPLY BY VIRTUW OF BEIN DA KNICKS. WUTDAFUCKHAPPEN'D? It might be hard for Knicks fans ... More >>

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    February 15, 2013

    Chris Bosh Selected As All-Star Starter

    The NBA All-Star game is about to get really dinosaury, because Erik Spoelstra has chosen Chris Bosh to start for the Eastern Conference All-Star squad. With Boston's Rajon Rondo being out with an injury, a fifth and final slot was open. Debate immediately began on who Spoelstra should start i ... More >>

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    January 31, 2013

    LeBron James Eviscerated Reggie Evans During and After Their Game Last Night

    Remember when Brooklyn Nets forward Reggie Evans did that thing where he trash-talked LeBron James and the Heat before their game yesterday? Evans basically said that the Heat's title is tainted and that LeBron James is no different from Joe Johnson and Andray Blatche. See also: Reggie Evans Says ... More >>

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    January 30, 2013

    Reggie Evans Says the Miami Heat's Title Proves Nothing

    An NBA player who's more famous for grabbing another player's dick than his actual game, went and said some dumb stuff about the Miami Heat and LeBron James. Brooklyn Nets power forward Reggie Evans told reporters that he doesn't think much of the Heat's championship, and that LeBron is basically ... More >>

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    January 24, 2013

    Miami Heat Worth $625 Million, According to Forbes

    With three of the league's biggest egotistical asshats superstars filling out their roster, not to mention a fresh championship, you would think the Heat would at least land in the top five when it comes to the highest valued NBA franchises. Almost, but not quite, so says Forbes. According to the bi ... More >>

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    November 2, 2012

    Dwyane Wade Will Donate Tonight's Game Check to Victims of Hurricane Sandy

    The last time the Miami Heat were in New York, they were busy denting Knickerbocker ass on their way to a first-round playoff series victory, the first of many on their way to the title. Remember when New York managed to win one game in that series and Madison Square Garden celebrated like the Knic ... More >>

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    October 31, 2012

    Miami Heat Get Their Rings, Take Down Celtics

    The Miami Heat kicked off the 2012-12 season last night by first getting their championship rings, and then by sticking a foot into the Celtics' assholes. 'Twas a glorious night indeed. And while traditionally ring ceremony games have been a snoozer, mainly because the team getting their rings we ... More >>

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    October 31, 2012

    David Stern Called Hurricane Sandy "Katrina" Last Night Before Heat Game

    Lost in the hoopla that was the amazeballs that was the Miami Heat championship ring and banner pregame ceremony was NBA Commissioner David Stern taking a moment to remember the victims of the recent storm that hit the North Atlantic by calling it Hurricane Katrina. "Before we begin, I know that ev ... More >>

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    October 30, 2012

    The Cocky Heat Fan's Guide to Why the Miami Heat Will Repeat as NBA Champions

    The NBA season kicks off tonight when the Miami Heat hosts the Boston Celtics. But before that, the Heat players will be receiving their championship rings and unveiling their 2011-12 NBA Finals Champions big-ass banner that will hang in the rafters at the American Airlines Arena like a giant pair o ... More >>

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    October 19, 2012

    Top 10 Miami Heat Haters in the Media

    The Miami Heat will begin their NBA title defense next week. It's been a harrowing journey since the Big Three came together in the Summer of 2010. The whole world watched and hated and delighted when they failed to beat the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals. Then they were forced to eat it hard w ... More >>

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    July 2, 2012

    Longtime Alcee Hastings Aide Mikel Jones Has Law License Suspended

    Mikel D. Jones, a former aide to Democratic South Florida Rep. Alcee Hastings, has been suspended from practicing law pending further judgment from the Florida Supreme Court.Jones (and his wife) were convicted in November of conspiracy, money laundering, and multiple counts of both wire fraud and ma ... More >>

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    April 18, 2011

    After the First Weekend of NBA Playoffs, Miami Heat New Vegas Favorite

    There's a new favorite in town.​One game into this year's NBA playoffs and the Miami Heat are the new Las Vegas favorites to win the championship. Going into this weekend, the two-time defending champion Lakers were still the odds-on favorite, generally going at about 5-to-2 odds in most books.But ... More >>

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    April 15, 2011

    New York Times Blasts Heat Fans for Mojitos and Empty Seats

    Too many empty seats greet Heat stars.​What's the problem, Miami Heat fans? Are you too busy sipping mojitos and grazing on patatas bravas to get your butts in the seats on time? Is it the economy? Do you secretly hate LeBron James as much as the rest of the country does?These are the allegations ... More >>

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    November 11, 2010
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    November 7, 2010

    Broward Dems Say Change Is Coming

    Let's start with some fun. Last night's Heat game against the New Jersey Nets provided a real glimpse of the kind of high-flying show this team is going to be. Dunks galore. But none was better than the one above. While the Nets watch helplessly, the towel boy can't repress his ... More >>

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    July 7, 2010

    Morning Juice: Heat Hit a Free Agent Lotto; Thief Lived by Gun, Died by Gun

    ​A look at the local news for Wednesday morning in South Florida:Within hours of announcing her resignation from the Broward County Commission, Diana Wasserman-Rubin was arrested and charged with unlawful compensation, based on her casting votes on grants for Southwest Ranches that were written by ... More >>

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    April 28, 2010

    Morning Juice: Perp Walk Coming for Rothstein Cohorts; Heat Playoff Run Gone in a Flash

    ​Let's see what's in the headlines this morning in South Florida:Six weeks after she was beaten nearly to death at a Deerfield Beach school bus stop, 15-year-old Josie Lou Ratley has been released from the hospital. She now heads to a rehabilitation facility to get physical therapy and speech ther ... More >>

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    December 31, 2009
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    April 14, 2009

    Basketball Grim Reaper to Coach FIU

    As rumors go, it was far too good to be true, and then it happened: Isiah Thomas is coming to South Florida, to coach Florida International's basketball team. Oh, but this will make some good blog!Thomas, of course, is as brainless as a coach/GM as he was brilliant as a player. Being Chicago-born li ... More >>

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    April 13, 2009

    Easter Is a Time to Think About the Resurrection... of South Florida Sports

    If your Easter, Passover, Ostara (or whatever other religious holiday you may celebrate in Sspring) was filled with candy, it still wasn't as sweet as the South Florida sports scene recently. Yesterday, Dwyane Wade dropped a career-high 55 on the Knicks en route to securing the fifth seed on the Ea ... More >>

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    March 19, 2009

    Luck of Hungover Irish Gives Celtics Edge Over D-Wade-less Heat

    Yesterday afternoon, as Bostonians eased out of whiskey-induced hibernation (doctors call it "alcohol poisoning") in a blanket of their own green vomit, they got a piece of good news: Police decided to drop the charges in exchange for an apology and a promise never to treat a lamp post lik ... More >>

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    March 5, 2009

    House Has Found a Home

    Former Heat guard hopes to one-up his old team yet again.

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    November 20, 2008
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    November 13, 2008

    Breakdance

    Broken bones and missed shots — the Heat is on!

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    March 6, 2008
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    January 10, 2008

    The Age of Entitlement

    Deluded Shaq limps ahead to meet hapless Bulls

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    November 29, 2007
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    December 18, 2006

    Isiah's All Right

    Couple of thoughts about two of the day's biggest stories. First, hiking on a giant mountain in the middle of winter with the threat of blizzard, in terms of death risk, makes race car driving look like lacrosse. Why isn't anybody in the media pointing that out? Climb a mountain when there is a good ... More >>

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    February 2, 2006

    Irish Invasion

    Celtics come to the Triple A

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