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NBA Finals

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    June 16, 2014

    Five Reasons for Heat Fans to Keep Their Heads Up

    Pat Riley once said, "There's winning, and there's misery." After back-to-back years of winning, parades, pots and pans, parties, T-shirts, and jubilation, Miami Heat fans are on the miserable side of things this morning. And while this NBA Finals loss stings, it's not as bad as the hurt we all fe ... More >>

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    June 13, 2014

    LeBron James Forced to Play the Spurs by Himself as Heat Go Down 3-1

    For the second game in a row, the San Antonio Spurs absolutely blew up on the Miami Heat, won the game 107-86, and are now a win away from having all of America hold the world's largest circle-jerk party to celebrate their unified irrational and stupid hatred for a professional basketball team. ​ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 11, 2014

    Spurs Hit Every Single Shot They Put Up as Heat Wilts in Game 3

    Well, that was rough. Game 3 started and the San Antonio Spurs rained down swords and knives onto the Miami Heat for the crotch-punching 111-92 win at American Airlines Arena. It was an onslaught from the beginning, as the Spurs hit 75 percent of their shots, obliterating NBA Finals records and ta ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2014

    Little Birdman Gianni Zandri Wants the Trophy Back

    If you plan to watch tonight's Miami Heat NBA Finals home opener against the San Antonio Spurs, you might notice a curious sight down in the fourth row of Section 116. It will be one of South Florida's weirdest media sensations: Little Birdman. Yeah, 11-year-old Gianni Zandri will again likely be ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2014

    Dwyane Wade Flop: Are Heat Better Without Him?

    Dwyane Wade has been fined $5,000 for his Game 2 flop against the San Antonio Spurs. And deservedly so. The NBA says flopping is illegal, and has tried to curb the act by fining players when they do. And Wade's Game 2 flop was a doozy. (The league issued a $5000 fine) Although it came against Manu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2014

    LeBron James Redefines #LeBroning as Heat Ties Finals 1-1

    After he was forced out of Game 1 with cramps and had to be carried to the bench by Heat trainers, the Twittersphere began mocking LeBron James with a viral #LeBroning hashtag that showed people being carried in pain. In Game 2, LeBron took #LeBroning and bent it, torqued it, crushed it, and molded ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2014

    Miami Heat Loses Game 1 to Broken Air Conditioner

    The Spurs needed 90 percent shooting in the fourth quarter and the aid of a machine to beat LeBron James and the Miami Heat 110-95 Thursday night in San Antonio. The Heat took control of Game 1 in the third quarter of the NBA Finals matchup against the San Antonio Spurs. Miami's blitzkrieg defense ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 30, 2014

    Ten Reasons LeBron James Is the Most Clutch Player in the NBA, And Why The Narrative That He Isnt Is The Dumbest Thing In Sports

    The internet is full of stupid. You know this. We know this. But The Stupid doesn't shine quite as bright as when LeBron James and the Miami Heat lose a single playoff game. The Stupid was strong all day Thursday, following the Heat's Game 5 loss to the Indiana Pacers. Mainly, because, with the gam ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 29, 2014

    Heat Lose Game 5 in the Most Insufferable Way

    The Miami Heat fell 93-90 to the Indiana Pacers in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals match-up Wednesday night. Paul George had the game of his life, and the Pacers were able to muster a big performance to avoid elimination. Of course, it's much easier to win a game against the Miami Heat whe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2014

    The Ten Best Chris Bosh Moments

    In case you missed it, Chris Bosh delivered some righteous nut punching on the Indiana Pacers on Monday as he helped the Heat take a commanding 3-1 series lead in the Eastern Conference Finals. Also in case you missed it, Bosh made it clear on the Dan LeBatard Show on Tuesday that he wants to stay ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2014

    The Six Best Udonis Haslem Moments

    Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra announced Tuesday that Udonis Haslem would be starting Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Indiana Pacers. It's a move that, frankly, should've been done in Game 1. UD brings height, defensive intensity, and a scowling badassery to the Heat tha ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 19, 2014

    Indiana Pacers Strike First Blood in Game 1 Over the Heat

    Well, that was rough. The Miami Heat dropped Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals to the Indiana Pacers 107-96 in a game in which Miami never even led. It was a swift and rough kick right to the pills from the get-go and featured one of the most frustrating performances by the Heat since, well ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 9, 2014

    Ray Allen and Chris Bosh Combine Super Powers to Help Heat Take 2-0 Series Lead Over the Nets

    The Miami Heat took a 2-0 lead in their Eastern Conference Semi-Final matchup against Brooklyn Thursday night, beating the Nets 94-82. While there are plenty of game and series recaps to peruse, we at the Pulp like to dig deeper and get into some specific stuff you may or may not have noticed. Co ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2014

    Dr. Jack Ramsay, Legendary Heat Announcer, NBA Champion, Dead at 89

    LENNARRRD! LENARRRRRD! SLAMMAAAAHHH!! ALONZO MOURNING WITH THE STUFFFAHHH!! Simply the greatest calls in Miami Heat broadcast history. The man and legend who made those calls, Dr. Jack Ramsay, passed away in his sleep Sunday night at the age of 89 after a long bout with cancer. Ramsay coached ... More >>

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    April 24, 2014
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    December 26, 2013
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    December 23, 2013

    Damon Jones, Former NBA Baller, Bailed On Goodwill Afghanistan Tour to Party with LeBron, Lawsuit Alleges

    Few journeyman NBA ballers have come to the league packing as much braggadocio as Damon Jones. The Houston native played on 11 teams in as many years, earning a reputation as a deep three man... who came through occasionally (.407 lifetime field goal percentage). But meh stats can always be drowne ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2013

    Mike Miller Might Sue the Heat Over "Bling King" Scam

    While Mike Miller is no longer with the Miami Heat (he was amnestied over the summer, and is now with the Memphis Grizzlies) he'll always have a special place in Heat lore. Who can forget his Game 5 NBA Finals performance against the Thunder when he put down 7 three-pointers? Or his one-shoe heroic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 23, 2013

    Miami Heat to Wear Gold Uniforms on Opening Night

    The Miami Heat kicks off its run at a three-peat on October 29 (THAT'S, LIKE, A WEEK AWAY!) when it hosts the nonsmiling Derrick Rose and nonshowering Joakim Noah and rest of the Chicago Bulls. On that same night, the Heat will be unveiling its third NBA Finals Champions banner, which will be rais ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2013

    LeBron James Tells Media "Get the F*ck Outta My Face" During Locker Room Celebration

    After the Miami Heat players clobbered the San Antonio Spurs and crushed the spirits of Heat Haterz America and got their trophy, T-shirts, and caps, they headed into the locker room to spray champagne on one another and get the crazy started. The Miami Herald's Kabir Khiatani took some video of th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2013

    Heat Get Torched by Spurs Again, Are One Loss Away From Elimination

    Just as it was in Game 3 of these roller coaster NBA Finals, the San Antonio Spurs caught fire in Game 5, and torched the Miami Heat with a 60 percent shooting performance that has the world champs at the brink of total destruction. The series switches back to Miami (finally!), and the Heat will n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 14, 2013

    Dwyane Wade Explodes on the Spurs as Heat Ties Series 2-2

    Remember when Dwyane Wade was a liability to the Heat in these Finals and we all wrote him off, like a bunch of assholes? Pffft. Wade dropped his pants, and then he dropped 32 points in Miami's 109-93 Game 4 beatdown of the San Antonio Spurs to even the series at two-games apiece. MV3 turned on t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 12, 2013

    Spurs' Three-Point Barrage Devastates Heat in Game 3

    The Miami Heat entered San Antonio for Game 3 looking to build on its Game 2 19-point blowout win and take a 2-1 series lead. Instead, the Heat was routed 133-77, destroyed by a barrage of three-pointers from the Spurs that never seemed to end. Every time you looked, the Spurs were hitting anothe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2013

    LeBron James Obliterates Tiago Splitter With a Devastating Block, Leads Heat to 1-1 Series Tie

    With the Heat facing the prospect of having to travel to San Antonio down 0-2 in their best-of-seven NBA Finals series, Miami found itself in its most must-win game of the season on Sunday night. The Spurs had come off a gut-punching victory over Miami in Game 1, highlighted by a Tony Parker's circ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2013

    Miami Heat Chokes Away Game One Against Spurs

    The Miami Heat were off to a fast start in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. From the tip-off, they controlled the tempo, played strong defense, and actually hit open J's. And then the fourth quarter happened. And the Heat suddenly morphed into a bunch of assholes in sneakers. And the Spurs' Tony Parker ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2013

    Miami Heat Wrecks the Pacers in Game 7, Heads for the NBA Finals for Third Straight Year

    Your Miami Heat is headed to its third-straight NBA Finals after vanquishing the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals, 99-76. While Indiana gave Miami all it could handle in this series, it was the Heat's stifling defense coupled with the world-devouring awesomeness of LeBron J ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 31, 2013

    LeBron James Scorches Pacers as Heat Takes Game 5

    After dropping Game 4 to the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday, the Heat found itself in a 2-2 tie in an Eastern Conference Finals that seemed to suffocate the life out of the world champs.Although the series was knotted up, it felt like Indiana was having its way with Miami, man-handling the Heat players a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 23, 2013

    LeBron James Hits Game-Winning Shot in Overtime, Obliterates Pacers' Hopes Of Stealing Game 1

    The Indiana Pacers' Paul George had himself a coming out party. He led Indiana with 27 points, and hit an impossible 30-foot three-pointer to stun the Miami Heat and force overtime. Then, with just 2.2 seconds remaining in the OT, George hit three consecutive free throws to put the Pacers ahead. An ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 16, 2013

    Dwyane Wade Takes a Flamethrower To the Doubters, and Single-Handedly Destroys the Bulls

    Dwyane Wade would like us all to talk to his ass. After dealing with an annoying and painful bone bruise in his right knee, and playing like a shell of himself, it seemed that the whispers of his demise came stronger and harder than ever before. We even suggested he should sit out last night's Ga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 24, 2013

    Dwyane Wade Brings The Ruckus as Heat Takes Game 2 Against Bucks

    The Milwaukee Bucks proved to be a feisty bunch as they tried to even their best-of-seven series with the Miami Heat on Tuesday night. Even with Brandon Jennings and Monta Ellis struggling for most of the game, Ersan Ilyasova, Larry Sanders, and Luc Mbah a Moute proved to be just an irksomely itchy ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 10, 2013

    LeBron James Passed the Ball to Himself for a Monster Dunk

    With the national media crowning the New York Knicks the 2013 NBA Finals Champions this past week, it was easy to forget that the Miami Heat are on the verge of breaking the all-time franchise win mark and clinching homecourt advantage throughout the playoffs. It's also easy to forget that LeBron J ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 25, 2012

    Miami Heat Ready for Christmas Showdown With Thunder

    It's Christmas Day. Which means family, gifts, egg nog, and Miami Heat basketball. Lately the Heat have had to face off against the Lakers during the X-Mas Day Showdown. But this year, the NBA deemed it necessary to schedule a rematch of the NBA Finals (Remember that? When the Heat dismantled the O ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2012

    LeBron James Named Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year

    In the least shocking news of the entire history of human persons, Sports Illustrated has named LeBron James the 2012 Sportsman of the Year. All LeBron pretty much did this year is cleave the earth with his astounding awesomeness by winning his first NBA title for your Miami Heat, won his third NBA ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2012

    The Cocky Heat Fan's Guide to Why the Miami Heat Will Repeat as NBA Champions

    The NBA season kicks off tonight when the Miami Heat hosts the Boston Celtics. But before that, the Heat players will be receiving their championship rings and unveiling their 2011-12 NBA Finals Champions big-ass banner that will hang in the rafters at the American Airlines Arena like a giant pair o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 19, 2012

    Top 10 Miami Heat Haters in the Media

    The Miami Heat will begin their NBA title defense next week. It's been a harrowing journey since the Big Three came together in the Summer of 2010. The whole world watched and hated and delighted when they failed to beat the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals. Then they were forced to eat it hard w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2012

    Charles Barkley Says LeBron James Can Be Better Than Michael Jordan

    Looks like Charles Barkley is done trolling the Heat, because now he thinks LeBron James can be better than Michael Jordan."First of awl... gimme a cheese bergar..." After spending the past two seasons ripping LeBron and the Heat -- saying God is a Mavericks fan, cheering for Heat to lose and calli ... More >>

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    July 19, 2012
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    June 25, 2012

    Miami Heat Doughnuts: Celebrate the Champs for a Buck

    According to website hoopshype.com, the Miami Heat's payroll is a staggering $80,290,662. Even more unbelievable is the fact that Miami came in number five on this list (behind the Boston Celtics, Orlando Magic, Los Angeles Lakers, and Portland Trailblazers).  You could call it money well spent ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2011

    Nielsen Poll: LeBron James No Longer a Marketing Superstar

    Not so long ago, LeBron James could sell anything from Vitamin Water to Nike sneakers simply by treading water in a swimming pool.Now, the Miami Heat star's popularity has declined so drastically that he's no longer one of the top 10 most marketable players in the NBA, according to the latest Nielse ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2011

    Publix Introduces Spicy New Sub (Free Drink Coupon)

    Up top: Publix's pretty new Buffalo Chicken Tenders sub in their weekly ad. Bottom: the sub I got. Not nearly as pretty, but exceptionally tasty.​It was a relatively quiet announcement, and a very bold one. But when Publix talks, even the Facebook fans listen, game time or not. Originally featu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2011

    How a LeBron Hater Learned to Stop Loathing the Miami Heat

    It's tough to hate Dwyane Wade. ​Let's get one thing clear: I'm still angry with LeBron James. I think he's arrogant, immature, and full of an inflated sense of importance that was, ironically, fed by years of hero worship in his hometown of Cleveland. His decision to use a nationally televised ES ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 31, 2011

    White Hot Miami Heat Power Hour at Morton's The Steakhouse

    Enjoy the game at Morton's​Watch the Miami Heat and indulge in great deals at Morton's The Steakhouse "White Hot Heat Power Hours". During each NBA Finals game, Morton's is offering their Power Hour menu at the restaurant's Bar 1221 lounge. Fans can watch the game on several plasma televisi ... More >>

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    November 4, 2010
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    June 29, 2010

    Nobody Knows Where LeBron's Going... Except Us

    Flickr: NBA PhotosA dynasty in the making?​In the hunt for the signature of LeBron James, South Florida has suddenly (briefly?) vaulted into the lead. Apparently, there was a "summit" last weekend in Miami, hosted by Dwyane Wade, with Chris Bosh and LeBron James himself in attendance. ESPN is repo ... More >>

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    April 22, 2010
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    November 26, 2009
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    April 14, 2009

    Basketball Grim Reaper to Coach FIU

    As rumors go, it was far too good to be true, and then it happened: Isiah Thomas is coming to South Florida, to coach Florida International's basketball team. Oh, but this will make some good blog!Thomas, of course, is as brainless as a coach/GM as he was brilliant as a player. Being Chicago-born li ... More >>

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    March 5, 2009

    House Has Found a Home

    Former Heat guard hopes to one-up his old team yet again.

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    June 15, 2006

    Was Police Shooting Justified?

    The Sun-Sentinel's front page was dominated by a Jeb Bush presidential campaign ad. Or was it a news story? It had to do with FCAT scores. The huge headline over the picture of jubilant teachers: "Lots of A's, No F's." The deck: "Grades for Broward County schools rise sharply; governor calls statewi ... More >>

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    April 6, 2006
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