NBA Southeast Division

The Stripper Mobile Rolled In to South Florida on Super Bowl Weekend, and No One Noticed

That's Foul

Hoops hero Rumeal Robinson blew a fortune on strippers, got indicted, and left his mom homeless.

Michael Beasley Unravels Via Twitter

flickr.com On Twitter, Michael Beasley was "GorillaBeas"Miami Heat forward Michael Beasley checked into a rehab facility in Houston over the weekend, just days after a photo of the number two overall draft pick with what may have been a bag of pot made waves on sports blogs across the cou ... More >>

Quick, Where's the Best Pub Quiz?

Smarty-pantses gather at the Kingshead Pub in Sunrise.

Senate Contender Wears Magic Jersey; Can't Play Defense

On the right, that's Corrine Brown, the Democratic congresswoman from Jacksonville considering a bid for U.S. Senate against Kendrick Meek. Here at Juice, we're worried she's going to realize it's an absurd idea, then disappear again. So for now, we're going to bask in her relevance. Above, a funny ... More >>

Cavs vs. Magic Game 4: The Heartbreak Continues

Flickr user: xiphoenix87Please help this man beat the Magic.Being a Cleveland sports fan requires a lifetime commitment to Prozac. The underdog city's teams have a habit of fostering great hopes before losing in some spectacular, nail-biting way. It's a bruising, emotional roller coaster that would ... More >>

D-Wade Misses Final Shot in Heat Loss

Footage of last night's referee returning home after the game But really, it might have been the ref who missed an important call on that final shot of the 98-96 loss, the fourth loss in five games. As Dwyane Wade set his feet for the three that would have given the Heat the win over Dallas, t ... More >>

We Love You Dwyane

... Charles Trainor Jr./Miami Herald even when you don't hit the big shot... For his latest piece of history, he gets a historically bad lede from the Sun-Sentinel: MIAMI - Let's see, Jermaine O'Neal wasn't rebounding.Daequan Cook wasn't hitting.And Udonis Haslem remains a shell of him ... More >>

Shaq Returns to South Beach, Rips His Old Heat Coach, Loses to Heat

Like a wise-cracking, slam-dunking movie monster (not to be confused with Kazaam), Shaquille O'Neal has returned to South Florida. And like Godzilla, he is doing his share of crushing -- even if it's not on the basketball court. Last night, Shaq made the Miami stop on what he's calling his "Hat ... More >>

Lil Wayne Wears a Lil Wade, Aids in Heat Win

It is officially a fashion trend. Since he took a Juwan Howard elbow to the face earlier this month and needed six stitches, the ever-stylish Dwyane Wade has been brandishing a series of personalized Band-Aid-like adhesive bandages (not to be confused with Band-Aids, pictured here) under h ... More >>

South Florida Sports Scene Tests Positive for Drugs, Sex, and Rocky Top

It was the weekend of positives, including a positive story about a plane crash. The most stimulating revelation came from a Sports Illustrated report that longtime Miami resident Alex Rodriguez tested positive for two different banned steroids during his 2003 MVP season with th ... More >>

Tonight: Magician Escapes From Straitjacket on Dania Roller Coaster!

Tonight at 7, local magician Avi Frier plans to be put in a straitjacket and chained to the 100-foot tall, 60-mile-an-hour Hurricane roller coaster in Dania Beach. He claims he can escape from the getup before the ride ends its two-minute run. He promises there will be a "surprise ending." The publi ... More >>

Move Over Madoff, Here Come the Marching Trojans

I, for one, feel duped. This morning I received the itinerary for the J.P. Taravella High School Marching Band's trip to Washington DC, where they are to perform in president-elect Barack Obama's inuguration parade. Band director Neil Jenkins had told me that the youngsters would be doing ... More >>

Head Spins: DJ Affect

South Florida's busiest head-spinner

Head Spins: DJ Affect

One gets the impression that if there were eight days in a week, DJ Affect would be spinning each and every one of 'em. Hell, it's a bet he'd be spinning every day of the week if there were 10 or 12 or 20 -- that's how driven the cat is. When you're already spinning seven out of seven, what's a few ... More >>

The Dirty Dozen of 2008

If only we could fit all the bums in...

Memo to Michael Beasley: Please Don't Eat Dog Feces

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

Last Night: The Police Can't Get Arrested

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

Your Industry Is Dying. Congratulations!

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

ESPN's Le Batard Leaving Sports Column

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

Letters for July 12-18, 2007

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

Battle Of The Herald (Sports) Hacks

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

Dr. Cuban and Mr. Hyde

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

Was Police Shooting Justified?

Howdy Ho! If the Christmas poo gets too close to the Heat this team's gonna blow.The Miami Heat need forward Michael Beasley to light up the scoreboard if they're to have any chance of making the NBA Playoffs, which is what makes this report on Beasley's recent bout with the flu so alarming: "The on ... More >>

Slots by a TKO

Get ready for the era of Broward County, the Gambling Mecca.

Sun-Sentinel Shut Out, Again

Get ready for the era of Broward County, the Gambling Mecca.

Kevin Underwood's Life In Hell

Get ready for the era of Broward County, the Gambling Mecca.

Letters for January 5-11, 2006

Get ready for the era of Broward County, the Gambling Mecca.

Tricked Out

Florida Pit Bulls pull in a performance by Trick Daddy

Nix the Knicks

Florida Pit Bulls pull in a performance by Trick Daddy

Questions and Answer

Florida Pit Bulls pull in a performance by Trick Daddy

Step Aside, NBA

And make room for Pit Bulls

Summer Groovin'

And make room for Pit Bulls

Best Coach

Stan Van Gundy

Best Sports Trade

Shaq Ricky Quiles

Heating Up?

Shaq Ricky Quiles

Cane-o-rama

Spring game gives fans something to cheer about

NBA Slugfest

Spring game gives fans something to cheer about

Spurred On

Spring game gives fans something to cheer about

T2K

Spring game gives fans something to cheer about

Midway Madness

Spring game gives fans something to cheer about

Fins Hit Prime Time

Spring game gives fans something to cheer about

Spare Change

Spring game gives fans something to cheer about

Best Miami Heat Player

Lamar Odom

Best Rookie

Dwyane Wade

Best Miami Heat Player

Eddie Jones

Beach Dreams

Where's the fire? In Deerfield Beach.

Best Heat Player

Eddie House

Undercurrents

The Herald hustles on the Boulis murder while the Sentinel puts it in cruise control

Undercurrents

The Herald hustles on the Boulis murder while the Sentinel puts it in cruise control