Nick Saban

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    October 10, 2014

    Nine Reasons Green Bay Packers Fans Are the Worst

    The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other websites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't. Not us. Not here. Instea ... More >>

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    May 8, 2014

    Ten Worst Draft Picks In Miami Dolphins History

    In case you haven't noticed what with all the Miami Heat awesomeness lately, the NFL Draft is going down Thursday night. And, as is pretty much the case every year, your Miami Dolphins have the 19th overall selection because nothing rewards mediocrity more than mediocrity. The Fins have been going ... More >>

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    January 8, 2013

    Nick Saban Says It Was Frustrating Coaching the Dolphins

    Nick Saban won his fourth National Championship last night (his third overall with Alabama) after his Crimson Tide laid the smackdown on Notre Dame 42-14. During a day-after presser on Tuesday, Saban told the media that his time coaching the Miami Dolphins was so difficult, that he was eventually f ... More >>

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    January 7, 2013

    BCS Championship: Why We're Not Rooting For Either Alabama or Notre Dame Tonight

    The BCS title game is happening tonight. And there is not one single, solitary fuck we give about it.  Because, as it turns out, the Football Gods deemed it necessary that two of South Florida's most reviled college teams should be playing for all the marbles in our own back yard. The Alabama C ... More >>

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    January 7, 2010

    Why South Florida Should Be Rooting for Texas and NOT Alabama Tonight

    flickr.comNick Saban lied to, then abandoned South Florida.‚ÄčThere are dozens of reasons South Floridians should be cheering for the University of Texas in tonight's BCS National Championship game. Now, I'll admit I'm not completely objective on the subject, but I want to convince you, South Florid ... More >>

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    December 27, 2007

    The Dirty Dozen of 2007

    Rush, Naugle, Loria... and, hey, what's going on in the criminal justice system?

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    December 27, 2007
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    February 2, 2007
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    January 24, 2007

    The State of The Pulp Is ...

    In light of last night's State of the Union speech, during which George Bush boldly trumpeted his "No Soldier Left Behind" plan, I thought I'd say a few words about the State of the Pulp. I've heard it said from numerous people in recent days that this blog has slowed down, that it's not hitting as ... More >>

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    January 18, 2007
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    January 11, 2007

    Runaway Coaches

    What did Nick say to Pat before they both bailed?

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    January 4, 2007

    Pants Aflame

    Those touchy-feely sports writers. Some of them write about games their entire careers and never grow up, trapped in a kiddie-land -- with free buffets and sandwiches at stadiums stretching across the great expanse of America -- forever. That's the only way I can explain their disillusionment at th ... More >>

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    December 4, 2006

    Sinking Saban

    The Dolphins blew it yesterday, or I should say the Dolphins' offense blew it. Had Miami beaten Jacksonville, they'd have been in the thick of the playoff race, believe it or not. And even though Jax QB David Garrard was sensational, the D held them pretty well. Naw, it was Joey Harrington, O-coordi ... More >>

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    November 27, 2006

    Can The Fish Go Post?

    Will Miami Stick It To Stoda? It's a slow news day. So slow that all three big dailies' web sites are headlined by a double fatality on Sunday on Donald Ross Road in Palm Beach County. That's to be expected. But it wasn't completely slow at the Miami Herald, Sun-Sentinel, and Palm Beach Post over t ... More >>

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    November 6, 2006

    This One's For The Kuech

    Dude Was A Football Player This from Armando Salguro's story in the Miami Herald on the Dolphins' inspired beat-down on previously undefeated Chicago: "There's no telling how folks such as former Dolphins guard Bob Kuechenberg likes Taylor now. After telling the Chicago Tribune that Saban shoul ... More >>

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    November 2, 2006
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    October 16, 2006

    The Inscrutable Crist

    Sunday was a big day for Charlie Crist and Jim Davis stories. Both the Miami Herald and the Palm Beach Post had twin, front-pagep profiles on the gubernatorial candidates -- and all of them were interesting. One of the more interesting comparisons was the way the Herald and Post handled the gay ques ... More >>

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    September 7, 2006

    Swimming With the Fishes

    The $8 million man will lead the Dolphins out of the desert. Honest.

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    May 19, 2006

    Miami Herald Wrestles With Free Speech

    The Herald has been accepting comments on its web site for stories that appear in the newspaper for about a month now -- and it has the feel of a bold experiment. There seem to be few controls. The editors allow commenting on a handful of potentially controversial stories each day and readers post t ... More >>

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    December 15, 2005

    Know When to Walk Away

    Are we the worst sports fans in America? Probably.

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    December 1, 2005
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    November 17, 2005

    Raze the Roof

    Greed, neglect, and the bulldozer's blade chew away at the work of Fort Lauderdale's master builder

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    October 20, 2005

    No Touchy

    Keep Your Blood, Bud

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    September 22, 2005
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    September 1, 2005
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    August 11, 2005