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Ocala

  • Blogs

    May 21, 2012

    Republican Presidential Candidates Owe Floridians More Than $230,000

    Newt Gingrich's campaign for the Republican presidential campaign is over. Done-zo. Finished. The guy is walking around his home state wearing a Mitt Romney sticker.But the former speaker of the House isn't even close to concluding the dealings surrounding his campaign, as documents filed over the w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 15, 2011

    Cops: Michael McClintock's Excuse for Having Sex With 11-Year-Old -- It Was Her Idea

    Marion County Sheriff's OfficeMichael McClintock, who allegedly told the cops it was the 11-year-old girl trying to have sex with him.​Michael McClintock, 21, found out a pretty successful method of being held without bond on a capital sex-battery charge -- by allegedly telling the cops he was ... More >>

  • News

    October 27, 2011

    Hard-Core Disney Fans Can't Be Corralled by the Corporate-Approved Fan Club, D23

    Marion County Sheriff's OfficeMichael McClintock, who allegedly told the cops it was the 11-year-old girl trying to have sex with him.​Michael McClintock, 21, found out a pretty successful method of being held without bond on a capital sex-battery charge -- by allegedly telling the cops he was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2011

    For Some Reason, a Video Exists of the Serial Pooper in Action (NSFW)

    Ocala Police DepartmentKenneth Martin Sarsony doesn't always poop, but when he does, he apparently prefers to be in a learning environment.​We're not sure who the first person was who asked the cops, "Hey, can we get a video of that guy taking a poop at the middle school?" but we can tell you the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2011

    Kenneth Martin Sarsony Identified by Ocala Cops as the Serial Pooper

    Ocala Police DepartmentThis guy, allegedly Kenneth Sarsony, pooped several times outside a middle-school classroom.​The cops caught the crapper -- Ocala police say 23-year-old Kenneth Martin Sarsony is the man they believe pooped outside a middle-school classroom on four occasions.The incidents st ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 7, 2011

    Florida Police Looking for Man Who Keeps Pooping Outside Middle School Classroom

    ​UPDATE: Police believe they have caught the pooper.The Ocala Police Department is asking for the public's help identifying a perpetual pooper who keeps leaving his dumps outside of the same middle-school classroom.According to the Ocala cops, someone phoned in a report on September 6 that there w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 30, 2011

    Florida: Today Is the Last Day to Legally Have Sex With Animals

    ​Attention, Florida: Today is the last day to legally buck a bronco, hump a horse, grope a goat, or perform any other activities related to barnyard bangin'.Senate Bill 344, which bans "sexual contact" and "sexual conduct" with animals, goes into effect on Saturday.Unfortunately for animal sexers, ... More >>

  • News

    September 1, 2011

    Kid KJ Is the World's Most Famous, and First, 8-Year-Old Monster Truck Driver

    ​Attention, Florida: Today is the last day to legally buck a bronco, hump a horse, grope a goat, or perform any other activities related to barnyard bangin'.Senate Bill 344, which bans "sexual contact" and "sexual conduct" with animals, goes into effect on Saturday.Unfortunately for animal sexers, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 29, 2011

    Florida May Have a Machete Problem: Seven Reported Attacks-by-Machete This Month

    collider.comMachete Danny Trejo did not committ any of the machete attacks in Florida this month.​After Florida's seventh reported machete attack this month, it may seem as if we may have a few too many Jason Voorhees wannabes here in the Sunshine State.We don't know what the obsession is with try ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2011

    "Choose Life" License Plate Funds Jacked From Counties in Favor of Anti-Abortion Group

    Choose to give your money to make an extremely uncomfortable advertising campaign.​Only in Florida -- where the government prefers to privatize anti-abortion license plates.Florida's "Choose Life" license plates, created by Ocala-based Choose Life Inc., started popping up on bumpers since the legi ... More >>

  • Music

    April 14, 2011

    A Day to Remember at Sunset Cove Amphitheater 4/17

    Choose to give your money to make an extremely uncomfortable advertising campaign.​Only in Florida -- where the government prefers to privatize anti-abortion license plates.Florida's "Choose Life" license plates, created by Ocala-based Choose Life Inc., started popping up on bumpers since the legi ... More >>

  • Music

    February 24, 2011

    Underoath Became a Veteran Post-Hardcore Act Awfully Suddenly

    Choose to give your money to make an extremely uncomfortable advertising campaign.​Only in Florida -- where the government prefers to privatize anti-abortion license plates.Florida's "Choose Life" license plates, created by Ocala-based Choose Life Inc., started popping up on bumpers since the legi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 24, 2011

    Doctors Who Ask Patients Whether They Own Guns Would Face Up to $100,000 in Fines Under Proposed Law

    ​Being a doctor in Florida these days is risky business, and pill mill doctors aren't the only ones who should be worried about being on the wrong side of the law. A proposal being debated in Tallahassee would slap big-time fines on any doctor who asks a patient whether he owns a gun.A s ... More >>

  • Dining

    January 6, 2011

    Market 17 Brings Trendy Concepts — Dining in the Dark and Farm-to-Table Foods — to South Florida

    ​Being a doctor in Florida these days is risky business, and pill mill doctors aren't the only ones who should be worried about being on the wrong side of the law. A proposal being debated in Tallahassee would slap big-time fines on any doctor who asks a patient whether he owns a gun.A s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2010

    Interview With Chef Daniel Ramos of Market 17 (Part 1)

    photo: Deirdra FuncheonDaniel Ramos in the new digs. ​After months of anticipation (and a few delays), the new farm-to-table eatery Market 17 is now open on 17th Street in Fort Lauderdale. The restaurant is no small undertaking. All dishes are prepared from scratch. It serves ostrich. It makes cev ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2010

    Fried Oreos and More at the Broward County Fair: Q&A With Rene Piche, "King of Fried Food"

    Click here to see more photos of food from the Broward County Fair.​For half a century, Rene Piche has been bringing delicious fried food to fairgoers throughout the country and even Canada. Piche, who claims to be the inventor of fried dough, will be one of the many food vendors found at the Brow ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 24, 2010

    Three Cities Cope, or Fail to Cope, With Unsightly Homeless People

    ​It seems SoFla is taking a page from the Rudy Giuliani playbook, trying every which way to get homeless people off of our streets and out of our sight. To that end, three initiatives have been proposed in three cities in recent weeks.Two weeks ago, Palm Beach County unveiled a plan to dissuade d ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 5, 2010

    Election Mantra: Que Sera Sera

    ​-- Ken Keechl, the outgoing Broward mayor, is getting some love on Facebook. Hey, it was good while it lasted. -- Speaking of former elected officials, Stephanie Kraft continues to lurk. She was spotted at the election victory party in Coral Springs for several politicians including A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 19, 2010

    Gays Still Can't Marry in Florida, but Straights Sure Can Divorce

    flickr.com​Though certain Florida politicians would have you believe they are dutifully "protecting" marriage with laws preventing gay people from legally marrying, a new list of America's 50 Divorce Capitals has more cities from the Sunshine State than anywhere else.The website, The Daily Beast, ... More >>

  • News

    September 30, 2010

    The Killing of Calvin Williams: If You're Black and Gay in South Florida, Down-Low Sex Is a Deadly Gamble

    flickr.com​Though certain Florida politicians would have you believe they are dutifully "protecting" marriage with laws preventing gay people from legally marrying, a new list of America's 50 Divorce Capitals has more cities from the Sunshine State than anywhere else.The website, The Daily Beast, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 13, 2010

    Don't Ask, Don't Tell Crimes and HIV

    Palm Beach County Sheriff's OfficeLawrence Hunt has been charged with second-degree murder.​L.C. Swain Middle School teacher Calvin Williams, 41, was allegedly shot and killed this May by a lover who believed Williams had HIV.The lover, Lawrence Hunt, 20, told police he fired his gun because Willi ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 25, 2010

    Sick Tour, Bro

    Palm Beach County Sheriff's OfficeLawrence Hunt has been charged with second-degree murder.​L.C. Swain Middle School teacher Calvin Williams, 41, was allegedly shot and killed this May by a lover who believed Williams had HIV.The lover, Lawrence Hunt, 20, told police he fired his gun because Willi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2009

    Delray's KoffeeOkee to Be Setting for Addiction Documentary

    Until lately, Dr. Harold Jonas didn't have a demand problem. He had attracted so much national interest for the counseling and training services he offered through Sober.com, the real problem was supplying those services to struggling addicts and aspiring recovery specialists who for financial reas ... More >>

  • News

    May 28, 2009

    Mutual Benefits Con Man Joel Steinger Spent a Lifetime Getting Mobbed Up

    Until lately, Dr. Harold Jonas didn't have a demand problem. He had attracted so much national interest for the counseling and training services he offered through Sober.com, the real problem was supplying those services to struggling addicts and aspiring recovery specialists who for financial reas ... More >>

  • News

    February 19, 2009

    Mutual Benefits czar Joel Steinger manipulated local politicians and the state legislature. But divorce court too?

    Until lately, Dr. Harold Jonas didn't have a demand problem. He had attracted so much national interest for the counseling and training services he offered through Sober.com, the real problem was supplying those services to struggling addicts and aspiring recovery specialists who for financial reas ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2008

    Reille Hunter Post

    Until lately, Dr. Harold Jonas didn't have a demand problem. He had attracted so much national interest for the counseling and training services he offered through Sober.com, the real problem was supplying those services to struggling addicts and aspiring recovery specialists who for financial reas ... More >>

  • News

    August 28, 2008

    The Rielle Deal

    How local scandal begets national scandal in the charged world of Fort Lauderdale politics and business

  • News

    May 8, 2008

    Look at That Pig in Lipstick

    As the housing market collapses, desperate sellers get creative

  • News

    March 13, 2008

    The Muscle Men

    Inside the "Rejuvenation Centers" at the heart of the nation's largest illegal steroid and HGH operation

  • News

    December 20, 2007

    Witch Hunt at New Mount Olive

    Trustees at the state's biggest black church and its pastor are at odds – and heading for court.

  • News

    May 24, 2007

    Low-Rent Airport

    Goodbye, North Perry

  • News

    October 5, 2006

    Weed Wars

    Everyone loves Riviera Beach's special bud — except the potheads.

  • News

    July 6, 2006

    Mayor Al's Shady Pal

    When you're a politician helping out a felon, it's better not to ask questions.

  • News

    July 7, 2005

    Tailpipe

    Clam Up

  • News

    February 17, 2005

    The Big Chil

    Bikers, gourmands, 30,000 country fans, and bare boobies collide at a massive chili cook-off. Bottoms up!

  • News

    January 27, 2005

    Prostrate Loyalty

    My President, Right or Wrong

  • News

    January 20, 2005

    The Swift and the Dying

    Plantation gringo Scott Klier stands astride struggling Dania Jai-Alai

  • News

    February 26, 2004

    Rebellion, Maybe

    The A-team staggers into a hippie ritual, threatening to bring in "The Man"

  • News

    January 22, 2004

    Crazy to Kill

    In October 2002, they finally led Aileen Wuornos to where she wanted to go: the death chamber

  • News

    January 15, 2004

    Too Dumb to Die

    Kevin Moore's case raises questions about executing the mentally disabled

  • News

    October 2, 2003

    A Real Cowboy

    The search in suburbia for the reincarnation of John Wayne

  • News

    May 29, 2003

    They Shoot Up Horses, Don't They?

    The record breakers of Gulfstream got shafted but kept winning

  • Music

    January 23, 2003

    Tourist Trappings

    Alt-country newcomers send a mint julep postcard from Holopaw

  • News

    December 5, 2002

    I, the Jury

    A look behind the curtain of one episode of judicial theater

  • Music

    August 8, 2002

    River of Sorrow

    The West Palm alt-rock scene mourns one of its favorite sons

  • News

    January 24, 2002

    Wally's War

    Walter Philbrick's Hollywood lair is the one-stop shop for all your post-9/11 needs - and home to some truly odd characters

  • News

    September 7, 2000

    A Real Chip Shot

    David Lottes is taking taxpayers for a ride. And not in a golf cart.

  • Calendar

    August 13, 1998

    Kitty Up

    David Lottes is taking taxpayers for a ride. And not in a golf cart.

  • News

    March 5, 1998

    It Came From the Swamps!

    A huge, hairy beast that walks upright and craves lima beans is stalking South Florida's marshland.

  • News

    December 25, 1997

    The Killing Fields

    For 24 years toxic soot from the Wingate dump rained down on Leola McCoy and her neighbors. She calls it environmental racism.

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