We're not sure what socialite Paris Hilton has been doing since her 15 minutes ran out, but apparently it was doing good things for animals. Because Hilton is in Mar-a-Lago on Tuesday to receive an American Humane Association award for her charity work, and yes, you read this right. At a luncheon ... More >>
Lindsay Lohan apparently ordered someone to beat up Paris Hilton's brother Barron Hilton, because Barron apparently said some mean things about Lindsay, and now Paris has sworn to get revenge on Lindsay over the whole thing, and yes, this is real life. According a report, Lohan was in Miami Beach o ... More >>
Paris is in town, and we don't mean Paris Hilton. Actually, we mean Paris in Town, Le Bistro, a new, larger and more ambitious eatery coming to Palm Beach Gardens from the Beni and Diane Himmich, one-time residents of the real Paris and proprietors of Paris in Town, Le Café of North Palm B ... More >>
The yacht where Florida's Senate candidate offered celebrities a chance at redemption.Senate candidate Jeff Greene has taken a beating in the national press this week for all the mayhem that has occurred aboard his 145-foot yacht, the Summerwind. Former heavyweight champ Mike Tyson told Spor ... More >>
Mike Licht, notionscapital.comIn the bad old days, restaurant criticism was the province of professionals, learned men and women with highly evolved palates who got paid by (mostly) newspapers to evaluate the food of local eateries without fear or favor, neither seeking nor accepting freebies, re ... More >>
Flickr: stephend9This is a pauper's ring compared to the diamond conventions Sean's bands routinely held.Frankly, there aren't enough pages in our print edition to give you the full details on Sean Healy's Ponzi-fueled spending spree. But TGI the age of the interwebs, because court-appointed rece ... More >>
Terrance Howard and Braun, at right.Accused Boca Raton madam Michelle Braun is pictured with celebrities including Paris Hilton, Mickey Rourke, and Terrence Howard in photos obtained by The Juice Blog. Braun has agreed to plead guilty to charges of money laundering and transporting a prostitute. She ... More >>
Don't you feel just a little sorry for the gawkers of St. Petersburg / Tampa? They've been waiting to get their place on the celebrity map forever! But no, Anna Nicole had to croak in the that other Seminole Hard Rock hotel. Today's Charlie Crist-Carole Rome wedding was supposed to be the cities' Bi ... More >>
As half of Skinny Puppy, Nivek Ogre (or just Ogre, or Kevin Ogilvie) created, in the Eighties, a much-imitated, arresting blend of industrial and hard rock, belched forth amid bewildering onstage theatrics. A showman from the beginning, Ogre quickly used his theater of the horrifically absurd as a ... More >>
The fast food news is as hot and heavy this Monday morning as a Big Mac with a side of fries. In England, the Sunday Sun reports an exploding rat population (there are currently more rats than people living in the Queen's Realm) explained by fast food trash thrown in the street. Rats are becoming no ... More >>
Neil Hamburger brings the sad sack back to Miami
Wants to keep you keyed up
Finding the canine clues
(Youre better off with a scarecrow)
Rush Hour 3 director Brett Ratner has been called a fauxteur, a womanizer and, worse, over budget. Why you should take him seriously anyway.
Jamaica's new dancehall badass wants you to pay attention
A photographic exhibition at the Boca Museum tacitly demands answers from us
Some people just prefer the taste of Russian dressing
The HorrorPops' lead freak in uniform sets things straight.
The Pulp Curse is on the Marlins. It was a mere four days ago that I wrote about how exciting the young team has been and predicted they'd make a strong run for the wild card. Since then, they've been swept by Dodgers and the management has publicly imploded. Kevin Baxter clues us in on the team's t ... More >>
Pink just wants to rock out and rock the boat.
JT and Katina You've probably seen the little reports in the three Big Papers about NFL All-Pro defensive end Jason Taylor's marriage split. And you haven't really gotten a clue as to what prompted his wife, Katina Taylor, to file for divorce in Broward County court. Well it seems the Miami Heral ... More >>
The Drive-By Truckers inch away from "Southern rock."
Brad and Angelina are out to kill each other. You may want a piece of them too.
With plenty of gore and even more bore, House of Wax can't hold a candle to the original
Dining at Tatu is a gamble
Out of Breach (Manchester's Revenge) (Output)
On a busy VMA weekend, Miami raised the art of celebrity worship to new heights
Your guide to the festivals, VIP-only events, and block parties of the VMAs
Ideas that were forgotten but not gone in 2003
A drag queen reveals how he, um, she does her magic