Tea and CrumpetsAs you may know, Prince William and Miss Catherine Middleton are to be wed on April 29th. It's time to gather all your mates and celebrate the royal ceremony!
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Royal Wedding Donut from Dunkin' DonutsIf the royal wedding has caused you to yearn for something even more sugary sweet, head thee, commoner, to Dunkin' Donuts and get in on its Royal Wedding Donut special.For 89 cents, you'll get a heart-shaped, red-jelly-filled doughnut, frosted in vanilla and ... More >>
Epstein's causing royal scandals now.Life is so tough for a multimillionaire sex offender. First, Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of hiring teenage girls to massage and service him at his Palm Beach mansion. Then he was questioned, in a public, video-taped deposition, about the allegedly "egg-shape ... More >>
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Thank You, Howard's MustacheThe University of Florida will play in the national championship football game next month in Miami. This is big news that comes in very handy, considering this is a football-themed edition today, which, beyond this sentence, will not include t ... More >>