Jesus told Terri Frana it would be all right. That's what the 44-year-old Lake Mary woman told reporters about Saturday night, when she was attacked by a black bear inside her garage. "[The bear] started pulling me toward the woods," she told WESH-Channel 2. "I just thought, 'God, please, this can' ... More >>
Men speaking in strange tongues call Rick Ross late in the night and ask him questions involving matters he has no knowledge of. In English more broken than Tim Tebow's NFL chances, they ply him for info on his next ill beat. They croon how much they love his jam. Then, the white, 60-year-old cul ... More >>
With some Florida politicians calling for teachers to be armed, and others calling for metal detectors to be placed in schools, and our very own governor doing pretty much nothing at all about gun control, it seems that people who are no elected officials of any kind have the best solution to the g ... More >>
â€‹Starving as an artist sucks. Starving, period, sucks. That's why it's so sweet that Dada is hosting Trauma Hawk, a co-op event for artists to sell their usable art, made mostly with recycled materials, this Sunday. They'll make money and do things like eat with it. Artist and musician Maite ... More >>
Rambo, remember to text us about your weapons before you get to class.Oh, come on! Has it really come to this? The Broward School District is counting on students to text message security threats? From the article: But after the Nov. 12 shooting, Broward Superintendent Jim Notter -- an avid tex ... More >>
Maybe the hurricane was just what we needed
Lights! Camera! Conspiracy! A local filmmaker blames Hollywood’s mayor for Gus Boulis’s untimely demise.