Relationships

Race Tightening?

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The Crist Question

A Five-Alarm Bullshit Fire

The Wedding Boycott

Letters

Oral Cavities

Best Sex Toys Shop

Wicked Leather

Best Matchmaker

Betsey Chesler

Best Adult Video and Sex Toy Store

Megasex Adult Emporium

Best Sex Toy Shop

The X-Factor

S-E-X

Plugging the empty soul of America's Venice with the wisdom of the ages

Best Place for a Second Date

Sunrise Health Center

Another Reason Dildos Make Men Obsolete

When you're done with a guy, you can't mail him cross-state to be melted down and recycled. But now you can with your dildo.In December, a Tampa-based sex toys company called Dreamscapes announced that it would begin accepting used vibrators and dildos for recycling. The response ranged from "Hey, t ... More >>

Best New Landmark

Hustler Hollywood

Kiss Me Not

Poetry for the Horny

Monogamy is For Suckers, Man

Blowing Whistles seeks out the wiggle room in commitment.

Seth Walker

Blowing Whistles seeks out the wiggle room in commitment.

Eternal Flame

Not even Brody Jenner could extinguish the bromance.

Teflon Charlie Rules Lauderdale Stage

The big punchline in Washington D.C. these days is "bipartisanship." Barack Obama wants to be friends with Republicans but they don't want to be friends with him. Of course, it's all politics. The Republicans have nothing to gain from jumping on the Obama bandwagon and everything to gain if that wag ... More >>

Art, Well Hung

The big punchline in Washington D.C. these days is "bipartisanship." Barack Obama wants to be friends with Republicans but they don't want to be friends with him. Of course, it's all politics. The Republicans have nothing to gain from jumping on the Obama bandwagon and everything to gain if that wag ... More >>

Simmer Down, Kids!

Sex-ed teachers want to know: How do you get hormones to listen to reason?

The Silver Screens of Sodom

Sex-ed teachers want to know: How do you get hormones to listen to reason?

Crist Denies Trysts

GOP frontrunner: I have never had sex with a man

Crist Denies Trysts

GOP frontrunner: I have never had sex with a man

Charlie Crist Is NOT Gay

And other things the Republican Party wants you to believe on Election Day.

Daddy's Girl

Fisher Island millionaire Bruce McMahan loved his daughter so much, he married her.

Creepers

Crack the sacred bond and you'll suffer for it

Blue Huh?

The pent-up "whatever" down in the nether

Up and Up

The younger set takes on Viagra. Bob Dole would be proud.

Man Versus Machine

Comin' out on top in a big, fat, 12-inch dildo kind of way

Breaking It Off

One word can end it all. So can a little body hair.

Gulfstream Sexes It Up!

One word can end it all. So can a little body hair.

Internet, Internet, Make Me a Match

Jewish matchmakers are being squeezed by online dating services

Living la Vida Straight

Christine Sneeringer was gay until she underwent controversial "reparative therapy"

Unsafe Sex

Our intrepid reporter probes the gay orgies that have helped to spark a runaway syphilis outbreak

Mismatch

Slammed with hefty court-ordered judgments in the Northeast, matchmaker Helena Amram has found no peace in South Florida either

Coitus Interruptus

Daily newspapers have wasted a lot of ink on a Hollywood swingers club. New Times went inside.

Foodstuff

Gryphon

A Women's Lib Discussion With Porn Star Sasha Grey

Magnolia Pictures Sasha Grey plays an escort in the new Steven Soderbergh movie. About the time the economy began to completely unravel last fall, I wrote a story about the life of a few local prostitutes. The story was prophetically titled "The Real Girlfriend Experience." I say prophetic ... More >>

The Vibrators

Magnolia Pictures Sasha Grey plays an escort in the new Steven Soderbergh movie. About the time the economy began to completely unravel last fall, I wrote a story about the life of a few local prostitutes. The story was prophetically titled "The Real Girlfriend Experience." I say prophetic ... More >>

Love Police

Magnolia Pictures Sasha Grey plays an escort in the new Steven Soderbergh movie. About the time the economy began to completely unravel last fall, I wrote a story about the life of a few local prostitutes. The story was prophetically titled "The Real Girlfriend Experience." I say prophetic ... More >>

Incest, Sexual Assault Charges Against Boynton Man

A 36-year-old man from Boynton Beach was charged today with forcing a 14-year-old girl into having sex.The incest allegations against the man, Martin Baugh, suggest that he was related to the victim, though the probable cause affidavit redacts that information to protect the victim's identity.The af ... More >>

Hollywood Track Coaches Busted for Sex With Minors

Photo: Broward Sheriff's OfficeRaymond Holmes​Raymond Holmes and David Tillman, coaches at Hollywood Christian Academy, have been arrested for lewd and lascivious battery after they allegedly had sex with teenaged girls on the track team. According to the probable-cause affidavits, the two teenage ... More >>

Donate to Rudy Moise's Campaign so he Can Get Some Loving Tonight

Photo from e-mail, courtesy campaignRudy and Mirjam Moise on the day that started it all.​Hey there blogosphere, do me a favor. I need you to send seven bucks and a couple unshucked peanuts (my approximate daily wage) to the New Times newsroom, because if you fine supporters do so, I can have the ... More >>

Donate to Rudy Moise's Campaign so he Can Get Some Loving Tonight

Photo from e-mail, courtesy campaignRudy and Mirjam Moise on the day that started it all.​Hey there blogosphere, do me a favor. I need you to send seven bucks and a couple unshucked peanuts (my approximate daily wage) to the New Times newsroom, because if you fine supporters do so, I can have the ... More >>

Gaybies: Gay Couples in Florida Turn to Foreign Surrogacy

Photo from e-mail, courtesy campaignRudy and Mirjam Moise on the day that started it all.​Hey there blogosphere, do me a favor. I need you to send seven bucks and a couple unshucked peanuts (my approximate daily wage) to the New Times newsroom, because if you fine supporters do so, I can have the ... More >>

While Some Couples Leave Florida for Surrogacy, It's a Choice Destination for Others

Michael McElroy for New TimesAndy and Todd Bludworth-McNeill, the subjects of this week's feature article.​This week's cover story features a South Florida same-sex couple who traveled to Panama to start a family through surrogacy. They chose Central America because Florida surrogacy laws require ... More >>

Swinging Through South Florida's Underground Sex Clubs

Michael McElroy for New TimesAndy and Todd Bludworth-McNeill, the subjects of this week's feature article.​This week's cover story features a South Florida same-sex couple who traveled to Panama to start a family through surrogacy. They chose Central America because Florida surrogacy laws require ... More >>

West Palm Beach: Second-Most-Organized Sock Drawers in the Nation

notallthere.netIf you have an organized drawer of sock puppets, you should probably sign up for a dating website.​We have no idea how they compiled this "information," but the dating website Chemistry.com claims people from West Palm Beach have the second-most-organized sock drawers in the country ... More >>