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Rick Scott

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2014

    Six Ways Rick Scott Has Screwed Florida

    Earlier this week, Rick Scott was called out on a couple of misleading campaign ads which claim that 300,000 Floridians have lost their insurance due to Obamacare. But Florida Blue, the insurance company at the center of one of the ads, says that this is not true. Scott, however, is standing by t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2014

    Florida Is Becoming an Unlikely Obamacare Success Story

    Despite Florida Republicans pretty much doing everything within their power to derail Obamacare, more than 440,000 Florida residents have already enrolled Affordable Care Act through the federal marketplace website. According to a report by the AP, the state is expected to blow projections out of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 25, 2014

    Next Season of American Horror Story Will Be Set in Jupiter, Florida!

    Well, it took long enough, but television's beloved and terrifying anthology, American Horror Story, is finally heading to the place that invented the very idea of American horror: Florida.

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2014

    Anti-Immigration Group: Don't Let Illegal Immigrants Pay In-State College Tuition Rates

    A group calling itself Floridians for Immigration Enforcement (or, FLIMEN) is putting on the full-court press to get legislators to derail HB 851, a bill that would allow all students who have studied in Florida for three consecutive years the opportunity to pay in-state tuition at a state college o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2014

    Rick Scott Boasts Job Growth in Ft. Lauderdale Over the Year, But is This Good News?

    Gov. Rick Scott is so fired up about the job growth in the Fort Lauderdale area. How fired up? Fired up enough to send out a press release touting the area's employment uppage.t. The area has seen a gain of 24,100 jobs in the past year, Scott's office says. "[It's] the fourth highest number of jo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 14, 2014

    Rick Scott Expected to Make "Major Jobs Announcement" at Universal Orlando

    Gov. Rick Scott is in Orlando on Friday making what his office is calling a "major jobs" announcement. What that announcement is remains a mystery wrapped in a serpenty grin. What is certain is that the governor is going to be unveiling the new tourism-traffic figures, which are expected to be big ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2014

    Rick Scott Down 8 Points to Charlie Crist in Latest Poll

    Rick Scott continues to be unliked by many amounts of people, despite the fact that he's changed his mind about things like Medicaid expansion and despite declaring his love for Florida panthers, and his efforts to put money in people's pockets with the magical elixir known as "tax-cuts." And while ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 29, 2014

    Rick Scott Proposes $74 Billion Budget That Would Go to Tax Breaks

    On Monday, in a sort of unofficial re-election kick-off, Gov. Rick Scott unveiled his budget plans for the year, only to be drowned out by the news that medical marijuana would be allowed on the ballot in November. Scott proposed a $74.19 billion budget proposal, which includes things like tax-brea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 27, 2014

    Rick Scott To Ask For More Money For Public Schools

    Gov. Rick Scott is expected to ask for more money for schools on Monday. His aides are calling his morning presser "an historic announcement," though he did this last year, and is expected to ask for less this time around. Scott will be hitting up S.D. Spady Elementary School in Delray, where he's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 22, 2014

    Rick Scott Says He'll Vote Against Medical Marijuana

    In what is pretty much the least shocking news item you'll read all day, Gov. Rick Scott says he'll vote against the legalization of medical marijuana should it make it to the 2014 ballot. And while 80 percent of Floridians are for the legalization of medical marijuana, and Scott's popularity is sl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2014

    Carlos Lopez-Cantera is the New Lt. Governor, Rick Scott Announces

    It took almost a year, but Rick Scott has finally named himself a new Lt. Governor. And it's Miami-Dade Property Appraiser, Carlos Lopez-Cantera. Scott announced his decision Tuesday morning. The Madrid, Spain-born Lopez-Cantera becomes Florida's first Hispanic lieutenant governor, taking over for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2014

    BCS Prediction: Rick Scott Says FSU Will Beat Auburn

    While Rick Scott has been taking his sweet-ass time in choosing a lieutenant governor, he sure has been quick to get all up about tonight's BCS Championship game between the Florida State Seminoles and Auburn Tigers. Scott has managed to make the requisite arbitrary bet between government officials ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 18, 2013

    Rick Scott's Internal Polls Have Him Losing to Everybody

    Rick Scott's pollster, Tony Fabrizio, has some bad news for Rick Scott. According to the poll, either Charlie Crist or Bill Nelson would beat Scott in a mano-to-mano general election hoedown. The poll also shows that ex-GOPer/ex-Independent/Brand New Democrat Crist is suddenly a lot more governor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2013

    Debbie Wasserman Schultz Takes on Rick Scott's Makeover in Sun-Sentinel Op Ed

    We've been writing and writing about Rick Scott's sudden drive to look like he's getting things done lately, thanks to the fact that his first term is soon coming to an end and he wants to stick around for another four years. And now Debbie Wasserman Schultz, the Democratic National Committee Chair ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 12, 2013

    Rick Scott Wants To Cut Driver License And Registration Fees

    Gov. Rick Scott is hungry for more souls to eat four more years, so he's announced that he wants to cut $401 million in driver license and registration fees. In an appearance in Tampa, Scott whipped out a proposal that will apparently cut auto registration fees that would save motorists at least ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2013

    Rick Scott Makes Reelection Bid Official

    It's no secret Rick Scott was all ready to get to work on our faces for another four years, but now it's officially official. On Tuesday, Scott filed all his "I Wanna Be Govner of Florida Again" paperwork to the state Division of Elections, making his bid for reelection a thing now. Scott's Let's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2013

    Deborah Clark, Pinellas County Supervisor of Elections, Ignores Rick Scott's Directive

    Last week, Gov. Rick Scott dropped the news that all-new totally unnecessary restrictions on how and where voters can return absentee ballots would be underway soon, further moving his voter suppression crusade along. Aside from messing with a process that didn't need messing with, Scott and Secret ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2013

    Five Animals That Look Like Rick Scott

    Physically, Gov. Rick Scott has been compared to many things: Lord Voldemort, a ladle full of Greek yogurt, a calcium-deficient fingernail. And, sure, the dude looks like something that would pop out of a hole and bite you. But I'm not here to pick the low-hanging fruit. I'm not going to sit here ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 26, 2013

    Rick Scott's Voter Suppression Now Targeting Absentee Ballots

    Man, Rick Scott loves to screw with voters. It's like a hobby of his (aside from screwing the poor and screwing the environment and screwing the state, in general). First he shortened early voting days, then tried to go after minority voters via an arbitrary and contrived "voter fraud" crusade. An ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 25, 2013

    Rick Scott Wants to Keep Cutting Taxes, but State Agencies Are Suffering for It

    Gov. Rick Scott is all about cutting taxes, eliminating taxes, no more taxes, taxes are evil and vile and need to be utterly obliterated and eradicated like an unstoppable rebel force. That's pretty much been his m.o. as far as anyone can remember, and it's going to be his go-to when he officially h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 21, 2013

    Watch Rick Scott Get Booed By Soccer Fans

    Gov. Rick Scott is struggling. And the struggle is real. He's not very popular, and he's not well-liked. Things are so bleak that the guy who quit being governor of Florida so he can run for the Senate, and lost, and then changed parties twice, is beating him with the proverbial sock full of penni ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2013

    Charlie Crist's Environmental Record Means Florida Going Green Again, Maybe

    With all the flip-floppy talk that is sure to come at Charlie Crist in the coming year from Rick Scott and the GOP, there's one area where they might not be able to touch. The environment. Even before he changed parties and began changing his views from right things to left things, Crist had a pre ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2013

    Jeb Bush Endorses Rick Scott for Re-Election

    In a statement released on Tuesday afternoon, former Republican Gov. Jeb Bush has officially taken a side in the upcoming gubernatorial race and endorsed Rick Scott. It's the least shocking news you'll read today, as Bush is, number one, a Republican and, number two, not a big fan of Charlie Crist ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2013

    Rick Scott Has Used $80,000 in Taxpayer Money to Fix Up Governor's Mansion

    Oh that Rick Scott. Champion of the GOPers and conservative government ideals. He's all about small government, you see. Cutting back on frivolous spending and slashing government so that corporations can get tax breaks and the middle class gets screwed more jobs can be magically created. Scott is ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 17, 2013

    Rick Scott Is Not Happy About the End of the Government Shutdown

    Both parties finally agreed that it's enough already with the government shutdown and passed a short-term budget deal Wednesday to curb all the stupid. But, never one to disappoint in his ridiculousness, our very own governor, Rick Scott, is none too pleased with this. Because of Tea Party reasons ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2013

    Rick Scott Pushes for Teacher Pay Raises in a Letter to Superintendents

    Most school districts in Florida have yet to finalize collective bargaining agreements with teacher unions to get teachers pay raises. So Gov. Rick Scott, in an effort to get people to really like him again so he can get reelected get things moving quicker, has sent out a letter to 67 school super ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2013

    Rick Scott Has Raised $18.5 Million for Reelection Campaign

    Just because you hate Rick Scott, that doesn't automatically mean he won't win reelection next year. (And we can, at this point, agree, that most of you hate him.) Let's break down how and why: 1. This is Florida. 2. He Has Really, Really, Ridiculously Filthy-Rich Friends. 3. But, mostly, He Has ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2013

    Important Meeting on Common Core Standards -- One of Just Three in the State -- Is Wednesday in Davie

    Forty-five states, including Florida, were all ready to implement the Common Core standards in public schools until a few factions got all riled up about it this year. Gov. Rick Scott abruptly abandoned the plan, and chaos erupted in the education system. Common Core standards have been in develop ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2013

    Rick Scott Voter Purge Tour Leaves Questions Unanswered, Says Voting Rights Coalition

    Governor Evil's Rick Scott's secretary of state, Ken Detzner, hit Ft. Lauderdale yesterday on the last stop of his "Project Integrity" road show, which the state describes as an effort to "[protect] the voting rights of eligible voters from those who may cast an illegal vote." Voter fraud is commo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 25, 2013

    Broward County to Have Obamacare Navigators, Despite Rick Scott's Crusade to Ban Them

    Rick Scott has been one tenacious little monkey when it comes to banning Obamacare navigators from Florida hospitals, he's taken the fight all the way to Congress. But, Broward County officials ain't care about what Scott wants, and have decided to go ahead and allow the navigators to do their thin ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 12, 2013

    Rick Scott's Voter Purge Crusade is Going On Tour

    As we have documented over and over again, Gov. Rick Scott is hellbent on purging Florida voters because of Rick Scotty reasons. And now, he's all set to take his crusade on the road when he conducts public roundtable discussions with 67 supervisors of elections, including in Ft. Lauderdale

  • Blogs

    September 11, 2013

    Rick Scott to Broward Voters: I Want to Buy Your Vote

    Gov. Rick Scott swung through Fort Lauderdale yesterday as part of a campaign-style "tax cut tour" to galvanize support for a quixotic $500 million tax cut he wants to jam through the state Legislature this coming term. Calling it his "primary goal" for next year, Scott again reiterated the appare ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 9, 2013

    Rick Scott's Tax Cut Tour Kicks Off in West Palm and Fort Lauderdale This Week

    Gov. Rick Scott is taking time out of his voter suppression crusade to launch his "Ain't No One Got Time for Taxes" Tour 2013. It's actually called the "It's Your Money" Tour, but we think ours is snazzier. Scott kicks off the tour Tuesday morning right from our own backyard, as he will first appe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2013

    Gov. Scott a No-Show at "Governor's Education Summit"; Gets Trolled by "Badass Teachers Association"

    UPDATE 9:03 a.m. Jackie Schutz says "Governor Scott asked Commissioner of Education Pam Stewart to convene the summit to provide the opportunity to openly discuss ideas and options to continue improving Florida's public school system. Governor Scott was not scheduled to attend." She also provided a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2013

    Rick Scott Has Decided to Resume His Dumb Voter Purge

    It looks like Gov. Rick Scott has decided to get back on that voter purge of "noncitizens" horse again, thanks to the Supreme Court's ruling gutting Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act. Scott went on his mostly ineffective, mostly arbitrary voter purge last year after state officials sent local elec ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 31, 2013

    Jesse Jackson Sort of Compared Rick Scott to George Wallace; Scott Demands Apology

    So, apparently, the Rev. Jesse Jackson called Florida an "Apartheid State" and the "Selma of our time" and made a comparison between Gov. Rick Scott and historically racist 1960s Alabama Gov. George Wallace. Naturally, Scott is demanding an apology. Jackson made the comments while visiting the Dre ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2013

    Rick Scott Meets With Stand Your Ground Protesters

    Gov. Rick Scott returned to the state Capitol Thursday evening and sat down with members of the Dream Defenders organization, which had been staging a sit-in protest since Tuesday. Spurred by the George Zimmerman verdict last weekend, the group bused in hundreds of protesters, mostly college studen ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2013

    Rick Scott's Day of Prayer For Unity In Florida Is a Joke

    In attempt to show leadership and that he means business with his leadershipness, Gov Rick Scott has officially issued a statewide call for a "day of prayer for unity in Florida" for this coming Sunday, because when faced with tough decisions, leaders need to step up and arbitrarily proclaim things ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 18, 2013

    Rick Scott Says "No" To Dream Defenders, Protest Continues

    On Tuesday, we told you about the group, Dream Defenders, busing in protesters from all over the state to stage a sit-in at Gov. Rick Scott's office in Tallahassee. The group is staging its protest to demand that Scott call a special session to review the "Stand Your Ground" law and enact anti-raci ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 16, 2013

    Rick Scott's Office Inundated With Sit-In Protesters

    Dream Defenders, an organization committed to confronting inequality, are busing college students to Gov. Rick Scott's office Tuesday to demand that he calls a special session to review the "Stand Your Ground" law and enact anti-racial-profiling training for law enforcement officers. Through its pe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 18, 2013

    Rick Scott Kills Florida Wildflower Bill, Because No Free Handouts for Them Either!

    Looks like literally every living thing in Florida wants a handout these days! What is this? Mother Russia? First, people want the government to help them pay for their obscenely high and burdensome medical bills. Pfft! Then, people want the government to make it OK for businesses to keep paying ... More >>

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    June 6, 2013
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    June 5, 2013

    Rick Scott Doesn't Want Undocumented Immigrants' Kids to Have Drivers Licenses

    Sorry kids of undocumented immigraaants. You're just gonna have to hitchhike to get to class on time. Thanks to Governatron Rick Scott, who vetoed the "Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals" bill, which would have allowed you to have a temporary Florida driver's license. The measure would have giv ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 30, 2013

    Appeals Court (Maybe?) Sides With Rick Scott on State Employee Drug Testing

    This is obviously why it takes three years to get through law school: the courts are whack as hell. Case in point, today's decision coming out of the federal appeals court on whether Rick Scott can pee-test state employees for drug use. Following the announcement, both sides of the dispute are claim ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2013

    Rick Scott Signs Texting-and-Driving Ban Into Law

    Looks like Florida has finally joined in on the texting-and-driving-ban palooza after Gov. Rick Scott officially made it illegal to do so. Scott signed the bill on Tuesday, making Florida the 40th state to enact some sort of text-while-driving ban. Florida drivers will not be able to write or rea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2013

    Rick Scott To Sign Texting-and-Driving Ban Bill

    It looks like Florida's texting-and-driving ban, which was at one point was almost derailed by the House added some frivolous amendments to it last month, will become a thing when Rick Scott signs it into law next week. The bill barely made it to the governor's desk thanks to an amendment the House ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 22, 2013

    Rick Scott Signs Bill That Extends Early Voting Days, Two Years After He Shortened Them

    Remember when Rick Scott shortened early voting days, and then denied a request to extend it by a whole day back in November when reports kept coming in that people were waiting up to 8 hours in line to vote? WELL, NEITHER DOES RICK SCOTT. Because he's your early voting champion now. And he made i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2013

    While Rick Scott Vetoes Tuition Hike, BroCo & PBC Get $11 Million In Pork Spending

    It's veto day! The happiest day of the year for Rick Scott, who, for a moment at least, can appear both judicious and magnanimous. On this day, he can decide, with one stroke of his mighty gubernatorial pen, which projects will net funding. And which will not. Rick Scott announced yesterday he'll ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 15, 2013

    Allen West as Rick Scott's Lieutenant Governor? We Say Yes!

    Rick Scott may have opened the door to what would be quite the dynamic duo of derpness at the top. Scott told a Tampa-area radio station that he would be cool with considering former Rep. Allen West as his next lieutenant governor. Actually, Scott basically just gave a polite answer when asked abou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 3, 2013

    Texting and Driving Ban Passes Senate, Now Needs Gov. Rick Scott's Signature

    It's been beaten up, watered down and almost died a slow painful death, but it looks like the bill that will ban texting and driving in Florida is going to become a law as soon as Gov. Rick Scott signs it. See also: - Texting-and-Driving Ban May Be Dying a Slow Death Just days ago, it seemed as if ... More >>

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