Rush Limbaugh

Marco Rubio Manages to Convince Hannity and Limbaugh to Support Immigration Proposal

Marco Rubio is using his Charisma Boy! powers to Jedi Mind Trick a couple of the most influential GOPer talking heads into actually accepting the liberal(ish) immigration plan he and his fellow senators are touting. Most notably, Rubes convinced Fox News' Sean Hannity as well as radio nutter Rush ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh Says "Leftists" Using Newtown to Promote Anti-Gun Agenda

Didn't take conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh long to jump into the Newtown fray and open his mouth hole to say things about how the media, the Left, Democrats, and all other Pee-On-the-American-Flag-and-Use-the-Constitution-to-Wipe-Their-Dicks Freedom-Hating Groups to come out and try to ... More >>

KC & the Sunshine Band at Hard Rock Live on December 15

Rush Limbaugh Says Fiscal Cliff Is Obama's Plot to End the GOP

One of the wonderful things about Obama's winning reelection is watching the GOPers immerse themselves in doing what they do best: making loud noises and saying crazy shit that makes even certifiably crazy people say, "Whoa. Thassome crazy shit." But amid the thicket of Benghazi ramblings and other ... More >>

A Comic Called Wanda

Rush Limbaugh: Dark Knight Rises Is Veiled Obama Attack on Mitt Romney (AUDIO)

Conservatives of South Florida -- do not go see The Dark Knight Rises. It is a piece of liberal progressive Marxist propaganda, and it is all an elaborate scheme by Barack Obama to make you hate Mitt Romney.So declareth West Palm's favorite genius, Rush Limbaugh, who first called the film The Dark K ... More >>

The Week in Crazy: Get Your Coulter, Limbaugh, Trump Fix Here

South Florida is crawling with famous crazy people. Who has time to keep up with all their yammering? Behold, the weekly roundup: -- Wellington resident Vanilla Ice plays himself in the new Adam Sandler movie That's My Boy, which opens today. As Twitter commenter @ryan_derosa noted, "Every show I wa ... More >>

Debbie Wasserman Schultz Gets New Hairdo; Internet Goes Nuts

Normally, the Pulp would never consider a politician's hairstyle news, but U.S. Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz (D-Weston) is a special case. For some reason, the internet hates her hair. Her tightly spiraled, dyed-blond curls have been called "angry perm" and "nappy," and Rush Limbaugh once accused h ... More >>

Donald Trump Super Important on Internet, According to PeekYou. Vanilla Ice as Important as Allen West

There's a website to rate and rank everything these days. You can rate professors, fecal mater, boobs, dicks, ex-girlfriends, piles of vomit, funny pictures, mullets, Mustangs, and pretty much anything else you would be compelled to sit in judgment of. Now there's a new website, PeekYou, t ... More >>

Oh God Rush Limbaugh Got a Twitter Account: Five of His Most Disgusting On-Air Sandra Fluke Statements

Fabulous news, everyone. ​All-around nice guy Rush Limbaugh has found a new way of disseminating the cheery and good-natured messages he conceives every day from Palm Beach. Limbaugh, whose radio show became one of the most popular in the country through a ceaseless commitment to intellectual hone ... More >>

Paint by Numbers

Rush Limbaugh Playing Willy Wonka -- Except You Get Blindfolded and Taken to His Place

rushlimbaugh.com​To most people, winning the golden ticket means you get to go to eat candy with an eclectic chocolatier for a day. If you win Rush Limbaugh's golden ticket, you get blindfolded and taken to his studio in Palm Beach and that means you already bought some of the crap tea-like pr ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh's Defense Attorney, Roy Black, Hosts Fundraiser for Patrick Murphy

What would the 99 percent say about this?​Memo to Patrick Murphy: If you want to win street cred with the 99 percent, don't have Rush Limbaugh's lawyer host your fundraiser.Murphy, the Democratic congressional candidate hoping to unseat U.S. Rep. Allen West, has opened himself up to a lot of bad j ... More >>

Herman Cain is Black Enough to Be the First Actual Black President, Rush Limbaugh Says

​Most of the time, Rush Limbaugh says things that are highly partisan. Sometimes, he'll say something profoundly stupid -- which is what he did today from his West Palm Beach headquarters.Limbaugh, who can apparently calculate levels of blackness in presidents and presidential candidates, was ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh's Iced Tea : Liberal Repellent?

​Say what you will about our neighbor Rush Limbaugh's politics, his big mouth, or his criminal history -- the guy knows how to shill product. So when he unveiled his line of iced teas last week -- called Two if By Tea and designed to capitalize on Tea Party patriotism -- he wasted no time

Rush Limbaugh Starts Selling Tea Out of Boca Raton Because "The Liberals Are Coming"

​If you haven't already been drinking Rush Limbaugh's Kool-Aid, now's your chance.Limbaugh, the conservative talk-show host and Palm Beach resident, has started his own line of bottled iced tea called Two if by Tea.Branded by Boca Raton-based Karhl Holdings LLC, a 12-pack of Rush's sauce -- includ ... More >>

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Must-See TV: Six Food Shows We'd Like to Watch in 2011

​Anyone who's watched food TV since its inception has seen a steady evolution of the medium, from a staid Mario Batali cooking for three friends to Gordon Ramsay going batshit in Kitchen Nightmares to the snarky food soap opera that's Top Chef to Adam Richman snarfing down burritos as thick and lo ... More >>

Radical Idea: Let's Burn the Cape Girardeau Central High School Yearbook, 1969 Edition

Jones in 1969​Maybe there's a course at Cape Girardeau Central High School that teaches students how to get famous using hateful, destructive ideas. Because it just so happens that Florida's two most notorious bloviators, Rush Limbaugh and Qu'ran-burning pastor Terry Jones graduated from Cape Cent ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh Wedding Photos Are Out -- and He Makes a Beautiful Bride!

From FacebookCan you feel the love tonight?​Having scrolled through the photos of Rush Limbaugh's recent wedding at the Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, I'm confused. Did he marry Elton John?Just look at them! How very open and unabashed they are about their man-love. Shoulders turned into each other -- ... More >>

Seriously Mixed Messages About Gay Marriage at Rush Limbaugh's Wedding

Wikipedia CommonsAfter the ceremony, did Rev. Hutcherson cure Elton John's homosexuality?​A few weeks ago, Juice set the stage for the Rush Limbaugh Palm Beach nuptials by daring the groom to find a wedding official who was more famous (or notorious) than the one who said the vows at his last wedd ... More >>

For $1 Million, Elton John Will Stop Acting So Gay and Sing Songs to Rush Limbaugh

Flickr: muri-L​Security was tight this weekend at Rush Limbaugh's Palm Beach nuptials, where only good (heterosexual conservative) hard-working (plutocrat) Americans like Sean Hannity and Karl Rove were on the guestlist. An exception was made, however, for a gay man named Elton John with the condi ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh Asks for Intimate Time in Palm Beach Mansion With a Young Lady

Flickr: vistagrandeLooks a little like a young Ann Coulter, doesn't she? (No offense, Ann -- or Kathryn.)​She's half Rush Limbaugh's age, but don't worry, she's still plenty legal. He's 59. And this weekend, the nation's most notorious blowhard will marry Kathryn Rogers, 33, at his Palm Beach mans ... More >>

Pie in the Face: A Year After Pizza Party, GOP Slipping Further From Jeb Bush

FlickrIn today's GOP, Jeb Bush sits on the sidelines.​It's been about one year since Jeb Bush teamed with Rep. Eric Cantor and Mitt Romney to throw a pizza party with the hope of bringing the Republican Party back from its extremist brink. How'd that go for you, Jeb?Not good, according to this art ... More >>

Open Mic, Open Mind

Despite Impassioned Plea, Boca Boy Tucker Max Narrowly Loses Douchebag Derby

Flickr: Jerod HarrisTucker Max​Gawker may be a Manhattan media website, but you just knew that their Douchebag of the Decade contest would have to reach toward Florida, which (Let's just admit it, OK?) is Douchebag Ground Zero.The poll launched (or re-launched, I suppose) last week, started auspic ... More >>

What Does Glenn Beck Eat? Nuts.

​Conservatives eat PB&J, pizza, and mac 'n' cheese for lunch. Liberals eat Thai and Indian cuisines. For dinner, conservatives chow down on fried chicken, meat loaf and steak; liberals go for green curries, Ethiopian food, and veggie burgers.  Conservatives like McDonald's fries. Liberals ... More >>

Eviction Notice: Rush Limbaugh Will Leave if Florida Raises Taxes

Flickr​Whattaya say, Broward Dems? Are you willing to pay higher taxes purely for the sake of watching the portly pontificator pack his bags and move to Texas? Am I hearing a yes? Thought so.A recent St. Pete Times article cited a portion of Rush Limbaugh's radio show in which he declared that the ... More >>

Everglades Club Membership Haunts Limbaugh in Rams Deal

flickr user: Bashorerepublican​The uproar over Rush Limbaugh's bungled bid to buy the St. Louis Rams wouldn't be complete without a mention of his membership in Palm Beach's oldest and most exclusive country club, the Everglades Club.Palm Beach's infamous bloviater was kicked out of a group trying ... More >>

Rush Limbaugh Trying to Buy the St. Louis Rams

flickr.com If this man owns the Rams, it's safe to say there will be no black quarterbacks on that team. ​Palm Beach's most famous oxycontin addict is trying to purchase the St. Louis Rams, probably the NFL's worst team at the moment. Rush Limbaugh announced today that he is teaming ... More >>

Health Care Demonstrators in Boca Eerily Calm

Yesterday in Boca Raton, demonstrating for health care reform. Now there's a thought! Also, interesting strategy not to mob a town hall meeting and chant about how we should deprive immigrants of health care.  Now compare that political participation with the style that health care opponents p ... More >>

Smokin’ Cigar-Box Purses

Can Florida Governors Save GOP From Its Self-Destructive Impulses?

Flickr User: marsdencartoonsMaybe Rush Limbaugh doesn't spend enough time in his Palm Beach home. Because clearly, there's no path back to political relevance for the Republican Party that does not include winning back Florida. And yet the two figures who have the most credibility on that front, gov ... More >>

NYC Rids Self of Two Unsavory Characters; South Florida Gains Two Unsavory Refugees

Thanks, New York City. A few days ago, you somehow convinced part-time Palm Beach resident Rush Limbaugh to ditch his Big Apple digs (presumably so he can spend more time being our neighbor), a bit of news that received this homage from Jon Stewart... The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10cR ... More >>

Limbaugh Traveling Billboard Draws Attention to Huge Douche

Democrats unveiled the anti-Rush Limbaugh traveling billboard in West Palm Beach yesterday, showing that party leaders never learned that you're supposed to ignore a bully to make him go away.The billboard, plastered on the side of a truck, reads: "Americans didn't vote for a Rush to failure." As so ... More >>

Dems Can't Dis

Man, what a lame crop of Rush Limbaugh insults the national Democrats have selected as their finalists in the West Palm Beach billboard of hate campaign. "Americans Didn't Vote for a Rush to Failure"Limbaugh will just say, "Well, a vote for Obama was the quickest way to failure, so technically you d ... More >>

Conservatives Rise Up, Hit Local Streets

This week, even his most ardent haters had to be stunned at Rush Limbaugh's remarkable political sway. The conservative radio host, who broadcasts from a "bunker" in Palm Beach, got an "Obama bump" when the prez dissed him publicly, casually remarking that Republicans ought to stop listening to his ... More >>

The Juice Approves This Message... Whatever It May Be

Hey, Democratic donors of Florida! Guess how your political party has decided to spend some of your hard-earned donations? If you guessed "Buy a Florida billboard with which to cast aspersions at Rush Limbaugh," then you are psychic, or merely a reader of Wonkette.Here is the Democratic Party web pa ... More >>

Palm Beach's Limbaugh to Head Failed GOP Party; Pride Fest Teases Right Wing

Limbaugh, from his Auschwitz days.The White House has anointed Palm Beach resident Rush Limbaugh as head of the failed political organization called the Republican Party, which is now made up of abortion protesters, religious zealots, and aging prison guards from Auschwitz. The administration's knig ... More >>

Unearthed Cookbook Proves Rush Limbaugh Was Tortured as a Child

Hopeless jackass and Palm Beach county resident Rush Limbaugh has a particularly ridiculous sound byte traveling around the internet lately in which he's basically quoted as saying he doesn't want the Obama doctrine to succeed. The quote came from an interview Limbaugh did with Sean Hannity, in whi ... More >>

Limbaugh Grants Rare Access to Silly Ideas, Contributes to Poop Problem in Palm Beach

Rush Limbaugh granted a rare interview recently to a reporter from the London Telegraph, even giving Nigel Farndale access to his secret lair. Nigel reports that he went to a nondescript building 100 yards from the ocean that was fairly accessible and included no imperial stormtroopers:He calls it h ... More >>

Rush's Babe, Stacy Ritter, Gets Radio Show

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