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    September 18, 2014

    Five Reasons Howard Stern Will Fit in Perfectly in Palm Beach

    Last year, the King of All Media bought a house for $52 million on Palm Beach. Howard Stern, as he's also known, lived in the five-bedroom custom mansion only part time. But now, according to Gossip Extra, he's planning to become a permanent Florida resident. The site claims that the shock jock is o ... More >>

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    July 14, 2014

    Louis Salgar Murder: Details Emerge on Suspect Who Shut Down Palm Beach

    It was Fourth of July in St. Augustine when a cop spotted Raul Reinoso Martinez pushing a beaten-up bike down A1A. A car braked as he cut across the road, and the homeless-looking man angrily slammed on the vehicle's hood. When Officer Todd Smith called the man over he noticed Martinez was carryin ... More >>

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    April 8, 2014

    Top Five Things I Learned on Gossip Extra Palm Beach Bus Tour

    If there is dish in South Florida, Jose Lambiet is your best server. The founder of has been covering all things juicy and scandalous in Palm Beach, Broward, Miami and beyond for the better part of a decade. Armed with a baldhead full of stories about everything from Trump's high-pro ... More >>

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    July 25, 2013
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    June 7, 2013

    Eight Reasons San Antonio Is the Worst Place Ever

    So last night didn't exactly go as planned. Thanks to some Globetrotter gymnastics on the part of Tony Parker, San Antonio took the lead in the NBA finals 1-0. Something certainly kick-started the old-ass Spurs on the court. It might have just been the fact that they were playing for all the marbles ... More >>

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    May 16, 2013

    Howard Stern Buys $52 Million Mansion in Palm Beach, According to Reports

    Radio "shock jock" Howard Stern has reportedly bought himself a mansion in Palm Beach, according to Gossip Extra. Someone purchased the lavish oceanfront home on 601 N. County Road for a whopping $52-million, according to sales records. And that someone is apparently Stern and his wife Beth Ostros ... More >>

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    April 12, 2013

    Marco Rubio Is Going to Go Hard to the Hoop On Immigration In the Coming Weeks

    Marco Rubio is about to go all-in on being The Guy For The GOPers in 2016, more so than he already is The Guy For The GOPers in 2016. And he's doing it via the thorny immigration reform policy which, just like every other damn thing in Washington, has split the parties asunder. According to Politi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2013

    Dan Marino, Rick Scott, and Donald Trump Perform a Dramatic Reading of New Times' Biogensis Story

    The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm (i.e., charting where all those 18 shell casings fell on Las Olas, then comparing with a map of the zodiac).

  • Blogs

    November 9, 2012

    Rush Limbaugh Says Obama Won Women Voters Because He Treats Them Like Vaginas

    Pill-poppin' conservative blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh, like all the other GOPers in the past few days, is seriously butthurt over Barack Obama's resounding reelection this past Tuesday. In rummaging through the Conservetard devastation handed to them (they couldn't win Ohio or Florida... nut-ja ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 9, 2012

    South Florida Web Awards: Meet Your News and Palm Beach Blogging Nominees

    To say the web bridges worlds together seamlessly through invisible streams of data would be a gross understatement. In any case, New Times is well aware of the importance of the web, and we're celebrating with our first South Florida Web Awards. We've scoured the internet in search of the best of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 6, 2012

    Rush Limbaugh Says Romney Will Win by Landslide, Cites His Own Common Sense

    Radio blowfish blowhard Rush Limbaugh opened his face hole again and said that it's pretty friggin obvious that Mitt Romney is going to win the election tonight. And not just win it, but win it by a landslide! Despite every single poll showing a tight race, Romney's actually going to win this thing ... More >>

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    August 23, 2012
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    July 18, 2012

    Rush Limbaugh: Dark Knight Rises Is Veiled Obama Attack on Mitt Romney (AUDIO)

    Conservatives of South Florida -- do not go see The Dark Knight Rises. It is a piece of liberal progressive Marxist propaganda, and it is all an elaborate scheme by Barack Obama to make you hate Mitt Romney.So declareth West Palm's favorite genius, Rush Limbaugh, who first called the film The Dark K ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 12, 2012

    Donald Trump Super Important on Internet, According to PeekYou. Vanilla Ice as Important as Allen West

    There's a website to rate and rank everything these days. You can rate professors, fecal mater, boobs, dicks, ex-girlfriends, piles of vomit, funny pictures, mullets, Mustangs, and pretty much anything else you would be compelled to sit in judgment of. Now there's a new website, PeekYou, t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 20, 2012

    Five Reasons Why Today's Generation Should Listen to Sir Elton John

    ​Elton John is the owner of six Grammy awards, has a net worth of $320 million, and despite his extensive history with drug abuse and his unabashed honesty when it comes to pop culture, he remains an inspirational figure in music.The legend transgressed from a young man, yearning for a simple song ... More >>

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    January 19, 2012

    Allen West Fanboy Mark Levin Loses His Alleged Marbles After Reading New Times

    ​Assuming Allen West fanboy and Rush Limbaugh-wannabe Mark Levin actually had any marbles to lose before he went on an on-air rant last week may be a bit of a stretch, although it does appear he successfully got that brick through his digestive system.Who's Mark Levin? In short, some guy.The longe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 23, 2011

    Palm Beachers: We Don't Need a Green Market; We Have Maids

    Flickr user: NatalieMaynorWe don't need no fresh veggies. ​Green markets, with their mountains of fresh veggies and artisan bread, have long been the yuppie alternative to slumming it with the wilted lettuce at Publix. But in the Town of Palm Beach, where the millionaires roam, fresh kale and orga ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 2, 2011

    Hi There -- I'm the New Food Critic

    My dog, Charlie, tired after a very long journey here.​​ Two months ago, at the edge of a gentrifying area in Washington, D.C., I was sitting with some food-writer friends at Death Metal Cocktail Night in a very dark, very loud bar in a former garage called American Ice Company, sampling ominous ... More >>

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    July 6, 2011

    Liberal Media Taste-Tests Rush Limbaugh's Iced Tea

    Don't Rush to Get Limbaugh's Tea​Under normal circumstances, you should probably avoid putting anything Rush Limbaugh related in your mouth. But the conservative firebrand did recently release a Paul Revere-themed beverage, Two If By Tea, so Clean Plate Charlie decided to risk life, limb, and sani ... More >>

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    March 18, 2011

    Marco Rubio: Celebrity.

    ​This week, political junkies made much of Sen. Marco Rubio's sudden re-emergence in the national media after three months of almost total silence. Some people -- by which I mean "I" -- thought Rubio's invisibility was a sign that his celebrity had ebbed -- that he'd permanently ceded star power t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2010

    Mega Mouths Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham Spied at Cafe Boulud with Conrad Black and Pepe Fanjul

    ​Kicking off a rather flabby and blabby column, fashion expert and style columnist Simon Doonan announced in Slate this week that he spied some famous folks enjoying a holiday dinner at Cafe Boulud in Palm Beach. "A shocking and riveting tableau" he called it. Riveting, maybe. Shocking, ... More >>

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    August 30, 2010

    Elton John Will Only Accept Money From One American Idol, Named Rush Limbaugh

    Clearly, Elton John's not as desperate for attention as American Idol contestants.​In the same summer that Elton John accepted an invitation -- and $1 million -- to perform at the Palm Beach wedding of Rush Limbaugh, he is refusing to entertain far more generous offers to judge the performances of ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 8, 2010

    Mitch Ceasar Proves That HuffPo Will Pretty Much Let Anyone Write Whatever

    Flickr: Broward Democratic PartyAs long as he's the chairman, Democrats have to laugh at Ceasar's jokes.​Mitch Ceasar, clown dictator of the Broward County Democratic Party, has lent his not-considerable wit to a column for today's edition of the Huffington Post. Since your time is valuable (and m ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 23, 2010

    In Honor of Tonight's Finale, A List of Locals We'd Like to See Sent to the Island of LOST

    ​The hatch, the polar bear, the glowing cave, the smoke monster, the eternal battle for the soul of man, the perpetual five-o'clock shadows. It all ends tonight. Unless you've been (John) Locked in a closet for the better part of the decade, this cryptic, enigmatic television show-turned-cultural ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2010

    Stormfront Scion Derek Black Hosting Radio Show on WPBR

    Stormfront's Derek Black jumps into the talk radio fray.​Joining a list of decidedly eccentric squawk radio hosts in South Florida  -- from both the right and left -- including Joyce Kaufman, Dick Farrel, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Foley, and Randi Rhodes, Stormfront's poster boy, Derek Black, is n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 23, 2009

    Despite Impassioned Plea, Boca Boy Tucker Max Narrowly Loses Douchebag Derby

    Flickr: Jerod HarrisTucker Max​Gawker may be a Manhattan media website, but you just knew that their Douchebag of the Decade contest would have to reach toward Florida, which (Let's just admit it, OK?) is Douchebag Ground Zero.The poll launched (or re-launched, I suppose) last week, started auspic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 16, 2009

    Frank "The Fist" Ortis Tells Nation's Mayors to Play Nice

    That's video from August 29, when Pembroke Pines Mayor Frank Ortis climbed in the ring with NFL Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor. Considering that LT could have crushed Ortis' skull with one swing, I suppose we shouldn't be surprised that the rolly-polly mayor is an advocate of civility and g ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2009

    Five Things Lou Dobbs Will Do With His Time In Florida

    flickr.comCNN's loss is probably NOT Florida's gain.​This week Lou Dobbs the last of the original CNN anchors, announced he was leaving the station and ending his show on that network to "go beyond the role here at CNN" and "engage in constructive problem solving."While this could mean many things ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 5, 2009

    Beer of the Week: Delirium Nocturnum

    John LinnPink elephants dance in your brain.​Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Clean Plate Charlie will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it's all about the love of the b ... More >>

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    October 12, 2009

    The Hidden Cost of NFL Ownership

    When Gloria Estefan made the deal with Stephen M. Ross to become a minority owner in the Miami Dolphins in June, the terms of the deal were not released. Anyone who watched ESPN this weekend, though, saw video proof of the price Ms. Estefan paid to play the game, so to speak. Above is footage ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2009

    With Barney Frank Joke, Rush Limbaugh Shows His Age... 10

    In a clip that has been making the rounds on blogs as well as on cable news networks, this week Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank responded to a protester who, carrying an Obama-as-Nazi poster, likened the president's health-care reform to Nazi policy. Besides failing to mention that Frank is&nbs ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2009

    Billboard Top 5: The Football Stars Who Inspired Region's Creepiest Advertisement

    National Collegiate Scouting AssociationLane Kiffin wants South Florida's 17-year-old boys.​South Florida football players are a weird obsession for University of Tennessee Coach Lane Kiffin. In the last recruiting campaign, he sparked controversy -- then the kind of back-pedaling you'd prize in a ... More >>

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    April 10, 2009

    Why This Blog Deserves a Government Bailout

    This post is an official request to you, the U.S. taxpayer, for a government bailout for The Juice Blog. Like a pretentious menu, I won't be asking for a specific amount, only that it should have many zeros and come with no restrictions so that we can use it for employee bonuses, cashmere throws, an ... More >>

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    April 9, 2009
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    March 30, 2009

    In Hallandale, National Review Writer Finds Liberals to Lampoon

    Doesn't really look like Obama, but he smiles. And he's black(ish).After eight years of watching Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Michael Moore crack wise over the dunderheadedness of a Republican president, the arrival of a Democrat in the Oval Office means the Republican humorists get their turn.B ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 5, 2009

    The Juice Approves This Message... Whatever It May Be

    Hey, Democratic donors of Florida! Guess how your political party has decided to spend some of your hard-earned donations? If you guessed "Buy a Florida billboard with which to cast aspersions at Rush Limbaugh," then you are psychic, or merely a reader of Wonkette.Here is the Democratic Party web pa ... More >>

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    December 5, 2008

    Plaxico Burress: Happiness Is a Warm Gun -- And Warm Weather

    Hey, South Florida, I know a six-foot-five, 230-pound troubled wide receiver who needs a hug. Come on. By South Florida troublemaker standards, Plaxico Burress is a pussycat. Can we keep him? Huh, can we? There aren't too many places with open arms for the big guy these days. On top of the felo ... More >>

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    March 18, 2008
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    December 27, 2007

    The Dirty Dozen of 2007

    Rush, Naugle, Loria... and, hey, what's going on in the criminal justice system?

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2006

    What You All Know About Death?

    That's Naugle's Back With all due respect to Mike Mayo, all this hand-wringing over Mayor Jim Naugle's quotes about affordable housing is pretty dull. Anybody who has been paying attention to Naugle for the past decade or two knows that he's a right-wing provocateur. And the mayor's quote about his ... More >>

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    April 21, 2006

    The Rainbow Sentinel?

    So I was interviewing Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jim Naugle last night about a story and he starts going off about the media, specifically about the Sun-Sentinel. Here's a synopsis of what was said: Naugle: It's a national crisis. People have really lost faith in the media and the new media is saving t ... More >>

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    April 13, 2006
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    March 9, 2006
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    May 12, 2005
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    November 25, 2004

    Hellooo! It's time!

    Got a fallin' feeling?

  • Film

    April 15, 2004

    125 Movies!

    The Palm Beach Film Festival ate my tan!

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    January 22, 2004

    Slick Willy

    The ex-prez speaks his mind

  • News

    January 1, 2004

    Dirty Dozen

    Here are the 12 Broward-Palm Beach newsmakers who will make you blush

  • Music

    May 29, 2003

    Get Shorty

    The lunatic fringe lives, breathes, and flourishes on shortwave radio

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