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Ryan Tannehill

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    September 29, 2014

    The Dolphins Found a Team That Sucks More Than They Do

    If only the Dolphins could play the Oakland Raiders every week. But, alas. The Dolphins took their sucktitude 4,445 miles across the Atlantic to London, England, where they brought vengeance and furious anger upon the Raiders in a 38-14 slapdown win, bringing their illustrious record to 2-2. It wa ... More >>

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    September 26, 2014

    Are Ryan Tannehill's Toe-Thumbs to Blame For His Struggles?

    A rough week for Ryan Tannehill just turned rougher with a blistering investigation by the sports site Deadspin on the Dolphins quarterback's apparent toe-thumbs. On Thursday night, an astute reader with apparently way too much time on their hands sent the website an email positing a theory that Ta ... More >>

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    September 26, 2014

    The Miami Dolphins Must Win Sunday, Or It's All Over

    The Dolphins season is at a breaking point, and a loss Sunday would be the final karate-chop that shatters it into a million aqua pieces. Coming off a complete stinker of a blowout loss to the totally beatable Kansas City Chiefs at home last week, Sunday's game in London against the Oakland Raiders ... More >>

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    September 25, 2014

    Ryan Tannehill Says Joe Philbin Caused a Distraction

    Just three weeks into the season, and the Miami Dolphins are beginning to crack at the seams. Mainly because head coach Joe Philbin doesn't know how to lead properly. Yep, the man who had no idea some coaches and players he's supposed to be in charge of were bullying another player last year is once ... More >>

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    September 22, 2014

    Dolphins Players Turning on Joe Philbin and Coaching Staff After Embarrassing Loss

    So that was not at all shocking. The Miami Dolphins, coming off a throttling at the hands of the Buffalo Bills last week, had a chance at getting back on track this week at home against a Kansas City Chiefs team playing without seven of its starters, including its star running back, that managed to ... More >>

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    September 15, 2014

    Miami Dolphins Lose All Their Running Backs in Bills Loss

    Well, it was fun while it lasted. The Miami Dolphins got their butts pounded by the Buffalo Bills on Sunday to the tune of 29-10. And while the offense did put up a little bit of a fight in the second half, it was mostly a disaster. Terrible passes, blocked punts, a kick-off returned for a TD, fou ... More >>

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    September 8, 2014

    Miami Dolphins: Five Things We Learned From Their Beatdown Over the Patriots

    They did it. They actually friggin' did it! The Miami Dolphins managed to overcome their own Dolphiningness and decimated the New England Patriots 33-20 to start the 2014 season with a bang. Miami wrecked the haters in the face and took names as they sacked Tom Brady, forced turnovers, and -- WAIT ... More >>

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    September 5, 2014

    Miami Dolphins 2014 Season Preview: Actual Football Will Be Played This Year, Maybe

    Your Miami Dolphins are set to kickoff the 2014 season this Sunday against the New England Patriots. And, if you haven't noticed, there have been a few changes around here. The team finally came around to realizing how much Jeff Ireland sucks and hired a new guy who comes from the Tampa Bay Bucs, w ... More >>

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    August 11, 2014

    Brady Quinn Working Out for the Miami Dolphins (Updated)

    Seven years later, Brady Quinn could be a Miami Dolphin! And it's basically because the Dolphins are hurting at quarterback right now (still). Starting QB Ryan Tannehill had a decent performance during the Dolphins' first preseason game over the weekend. But his backups, Matt Moore and Pat Devlin, ... More >>

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    August 1, 2014

    Top Ten South Florida Athletes Post-LeBron

    For the last four years it hasn't even been an argument. LeBron James (sigh) was the best athlete in South Florida. But now that the dirty liar/coward he's gone, things get interesting (read: less good) again. For example, this potential conversation could happen at any South Florida bar tonight. D ... More >>

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    February 20, 2014

    9 Reasons Dan Marino Should Not Take Any Front Office Jobs with the Dolphins

    Hi Dan Marino. Hi. Hello. How are you? You might not remember me, but we met last year during a Miami Dolphins presser when they unveiled their new logo and uniforms. I was the guy who walked up to you and tried asking you a question but instead only managed to say something along the lines of, "D ... More >>

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    January 15, 2014

    Ryan Tannehill's Wife Rents Car, Leaves Semiautomatic Rifle in Back

    According to the Broward Sheriff's Office, Lauren Tannehill, wife of Miami Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill, rented a car for two hours and left an AR-15 semiautomatic rifle in the back. The gun was found by the woman who rented the car next, Judith Fleissig of Rochester, New York. Tannehill is ... More >>

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    October 7, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Mascot Celebrates 26-23 Loss to the Ravens

    The Miami Dolphins' late-game rally on Sunday fell short when kicker Caleb Sturgis' effort waffled wide left, handing the Fins their second consecutive loss, dropping them to 3-2 on the season. It was a bitter loss, leaving that all-too-familiar taste of defeat in Dolphins fans' mouths (tastes like ... More >>

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    September 23, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Are 3-0: Seven Thoughts on the Victory Monday Pants Party!

    Your Miami Dolphins have exploded the collective assholes of the entire NFL by shooting out of the gate 3-0. Ryan Tannehill led the Fins to the 27-23 last-second victory against the Atlanta Falcons in what, at this point, has been the most exciting win in the Joe Philbin era. So sit back, relax, a ... More >>

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    September 16, 2013

    Dolphins Beat the Colts: Ten Thoughts on Going 2-0

    The Miami Dolphins went into Indianapolis and defeated the Colts 24-20 on Sunday. The Fins have started the season 2-0, and on the road, no less. This is something they haven't done since 2010, when they started that season by winning at Buffalo and then Minnesota. Sure, they inevitably ended tha ... More >>

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    September 9, 2013

    5 Thoughts on the Dolphins Victory Over the Browns

    The Miami Dolphins faced the Browns to open the NFL season on Sunday and proceeded to hand the city of Cleveland more misery by taking the 23-10 win. It was a helluva way to start the season. A win is a rare things around these parts -- particularly an opening-weekend win. But, even as we all sett ... More >>

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    August 9, 2013

    Five Reasons the Miami Dolphins Won't Suck Against the Jaguars Tonight

    The Miami Dolphins head into EverBank Field in Jacksonville tonight to take on the Jaguars for their second pre-season hoedown of 2013. Last week, against the Cowboys, the Fins looked as bad as a team that calls itself a professional football team could look. And while we know watching this team i ... More >>

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    April 25, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Are Drafting Everybody, According To the Experts

    The NFL Draf is tonight. And all the experts and pundits and analysts have weighed in on what exactly the Miami Dolphins will do with their 12th overall pick (earned by the blood, sweat and tears of yet another 7-9 finish). And the consensus is... the Dolphins will be selecting everyone tonight. M ... More >>

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    April 15, 2013

    Pain & Gain Star The Rock Lives in Broward County: 8 "Celebrities" Who Could Be Your Neighbors

    Miami, Florida and Hollywood, California are known for the best places to spot celebrities. Oohh there's Jon Hamm. Ooh look, George Clooney! Pfft. Whatever. We all know the sexiest place on the planet is Broward friggin County. Know who else knows that?The Rock. He lives there. Other celebritie ... More >>

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    March 12, 2013

    Mike Wallace Is A Miami Dolphin

    As was expected since before free agency kicked off, the Miami Dolphins are expected to officially, for real this time, sign free agent wide receiver Mike Wallace, according to the NFL Network.All that's left is for him to pass a physical and iron out some contract stuff.The signing fills a huge voi ... More >>

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    December 10, 2012

    Adam Schefter Thinks Ryan Tannehill Might Not Be the Answer For Dolphins

    ESPN NFL analyst Adam Schefter went on The Sid Rosenberg Show (640-AM) Monday morning and said that he's not all the sure rookie Ryan Tannehill is the quarterback the Dolphins have been looking for. Schefter says that he was once enthusiastic about Tannehill, but now not so much. His reasons are t ... More >>

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    December 3, 2012

    Dolphins Fall to Patriots 23-16, Their Quest For a Fourth Straight Season of Nine Losses Draws Ever Closer

    Just weeks before Christmas, the Miami Dolphins were supposed to pull another big win out of their collective asses to inch closer to an improbable post-season berth. Instead, they delivered a stocking full of turds in the form of a 23-16 loss to the New England Patriots. There's plenty of bl ... More >>

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    November 12, 2012

    Dolphins Get Roughed Up by Titans, 37-3

    The 4-5 Tennessee Titans came into SunLife Stadium pretty much the worst defense, statistically. Until Sunday afternoon, they were on pace to set an NFL record for most points allowed in a single season. Yet the Dolphins could manage only three points against them while turning the ball over four t ... More >>

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    November 9, 2012

    Dolphins Versus Titans: Keys to the Game

    The Dolphins are back home this Sunday to take on the Tennessee Titans at Sun Life Stadium. This is a good thing because, as it stands, the Dolphins are a pretty mediocre football team while the Titans are quite crappy. But can Miami overcome its recent bout of The Suck and bounce back to playoff ... More >>

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    November 5, 2012

    Andrew Luck Crushes Dolphins Defense, Colts Win 23-20

    Remember all the hoopla surrounding the "Suck For Luck" campaign last year? Yea, there was a reason for that. The Colts' Andrew Luck decimated the Dolphins defense, leading Indianapolis to the 23-20 victory over Miami on Sunday. Luck went 30-of-48, and set a rookie record by surgically removing t ... More >>

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    October 29, 2012

    Dolphins Demolish Jets, Lose Tannehill to Injury

    Rex Ryan wanted his New York Jets to put hot sauce on Reggie Bush. He then demanded an apology from Bush when Reggie dared talk back. LaRon Landry then told the media that Reggie would remember the hit he took in Week 3, saying, "I'm not going to stop hitting or headhunting. I'm not going to stop th ... More >>

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    October 26, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at New York Jets Preview

    The last time the Dolphins met the Jets, in Week 3, Reggie Bush had to leave the game with a knee injury, Derrelle Revis tore his ACL, Ryan Tannehill threw a back-breaking pick-6, and Dan Carpenter forgot how to kick field goals. The Jets won in OT 23-20. Since then, the two teams have engaged in a ... More >>

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    October 15, 2012

    Dolphins Defeat Rams 17-14, Are Now Tied For First Place In Their Division

    The Dolphins are 3-3 and locked into a four-way tie with the rest of the AFC East. Which means either the Dolphins are good again, or the AFC East really, really sucks. Either way. While 3-3 is as mediocre as it gets in the NFL, it's still a vast improvement from the dog shit canon that used to be ... More >>

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    October 8, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Take Down the Bengals on the Road

    The Miami Dolphins took down the Bengals 17-13 yesterday, and for a change, Fins fans are able to wake up on a Monday morning and not have that feeling like someone swung a sledgehammer to their crotch. The Dolphins pretty much followed the five steps to victory we wrote about on Friday (it's as i ... More >>

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    October 5, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at Cincinnati Bengals Preview

    Your 1-3 Miami Dolphins and their 30th ranked pass defense head into Cincinnati this Sunday to take on Andy Dalton and his 103.0 quarterback rating. Meanwhile, cornerback Richard Marshall won't be playing thanks to a bad back. But don't fret Dolphins fans! He will be replaced with the Human Penalty ... More >>

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    October 1, 2012

    Ryan Tannehill Sets Rookie Record, Dolphins Still Lose

    Ryan Tannehill threw for 431 yards. Brian Hartline caught 12 passes for 253 yards. Cameron Wake registered four sacks. And yet the Miami Dolphins still found a way to dip their balls in the soft serve ice cream machine and lose to the Arizona Cardinals 24-21 in overtime. It was the Fins' second c ... More >>

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    September 28, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at Arizona Cardinals Preview

    Remember when the 2012 NFL schedule was released and everybody saw Arizona on it and were all, LOLOLOL we're so gonna win that game? So much for that. The Cardinals are currently one of two undefeated teams at 3-0, in first place in their division, and a solid home team. They also have Larry Fitzg ... More >>

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    September 27, 2012
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    September 24, 2012

    Dolphins Fall in OT to the Jets

    The Miami Dolphins lost because they can no longer do the one thing this team was always only capable of doing -- kick field goals. And so the New York Jets came to town, managed to play like a sack of crap, and still pulled out the 23-20 victory, because our kicker forgot how to kick field goals, ... More >>

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    September 21, 2012

    Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets Preview

    The New York Jets head into town this weekend for TonySparanoRevengeTour2012. Both teams come into the week at 1-1 in a four-way tie between all teams in the AFC East which very much means that the winner of this game could potentially be in in first place heading into Week 4. Both the Jets and Dol ... More >>

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    September 17, 2012

    Dolphins Take Down Raiders 35-13

    Holy shit. The Dolphins won. Oh yes. They so did. The Miami Dolphins were able to go into Sunday's game against the Raiders and not do that thing where they play like a sack of ass, and were able to dismantle Oakland 35 -13, giving the FIns their first home opener victory since 2005. The win al ... More >>

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    September 10, 2012

    Dolphins Get Batted Down by Texans 30-10

    Well, that went exactly as one would have expected things to go. The Miami Dolphins headed into Houston for Sunday's opening game of the 2012 NFL season and promptly got their assholes blown apart by the Texans in a 30-10 beatdown. The encouraging thing was that rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill w ... More >>

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    September 4, 2012

    Dan Marino Tells Dolphins Fans to Be Patient

    Appearing as a guest at the Dolphins' Touchdown Club luncheon today at Bokamper's Bar and Grill, Dan Marino told Dolphins fans to chill with all the anger over the fact that the team sucks balls. These things take time. Like maybe 13 years, but still. "Be patient," Marino told the crowd. "You loo ... More >>

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    August 29, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 4: All Vontae Davis Wants to Do Is Call His Grandma

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks was all heartache and Jeff Ireland. We saw the stark reality of players' dreams of playing professional football halted by the cruel, cutthroat world of the NFL. And we saw firsthand just how thoroughly Ireland sucks at his job. We also saw that, no matter wha ... More >>

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    August 28, 2012

    Jake Long Is Fine; Dolphins Still Suck

    Yesterday during Dolphins practice, left tackle Jake Long (aka "THE WARHAMMER") went down like a sack of hammers, continuing his yearly trend of getting injured just before the last game of the preseason. Long injured his right knee, and for a while there, the Dolphins feared he had d ... More >>

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    August 24, 2012

    Miami Dolphins vs. Atlanta Falcons: Five Things To Look For

    With two pre-season games left to play, the Dolphins still have a lot of unanswered questions lingering like a drunk old man who won't leave the bar. Ryan Tannehill wonders who he'll be throwing to. Joe Philbin wonders if any of the bubble players will step up and earn a job. Jeff Ireland wonders i ... More >>

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    August 22, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 3: HUMP WEEK

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks featured rookies singing, Reggie Bush leading, offensive linemen puking and a sad puppet.Most of all, it featured what might be the turning point in the franchise's future: Ryan Tannehill winning the starting quarterback job... and then offensive lineman Richie In ... More >>

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    August 20, 2012

    Ryan Tannehill Is Mixed Bag In Debut

    Ryan Tannehill got his first NFL start on Friday, and things went exactly as you'd expect them to go when it's the Miami Dolphins: not great.That's not to say Tannehill was a disaster. He was sharp, made nice throws, and showed a knack for the offense. It's just that the rest of the team is so shitt ... More >>

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    August 20, 2012

    Ryan Tannehill Announced As Week 1 Starter For Dolphins

    Well, that didn't take long.Joe Philbin just spoiled tomorrow's episode of Hard Knocks because earlier this afternoon, he announced that rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill will be the Dolphins Week 1 starter. Let's everybody go crazy with irrational expectations! FUCK YEA!Taken with the eighth o ... More >>

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    August 17, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at Carolina Panthers: Five Things To Look For

    The Dolphins' second pre-season game tonight against the Carolina Panthers should be interesting, in that the entire roster remains in flux with five weeks left to go before the season starts.Players are injured, the receiving corps is a huge question mark, and our once-reliable kicker is now just a ... More >>

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    August 15, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode 2: Chad's Requiem & Penis Haircuts

    Last night's episode of Hard Knocks featured gut-wrenching moments, scrappy white receivers, Sean Smith shutting people down, David Garrard getting injured, Chad Johnson getting fired, and rookies getting cock-and-balls-shaped haircuts.It was a jam-packed episode. Here's your recap:

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    August 10, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Open Preseason Against Bucs: Five Things To Look For

    Your Miami Dolphins open their 2012 season tonight when they host the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in a pre-season matchup FUCK YEA. It's a whole new start (again!) for the Dolphins, as they unveil a new coaching regime (again!), a offensive scheme (again!), a new defensive scheme (again!) an ... More >>

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    August 8, 2012

    Joe Philbin Hates F-Bombs, Loves Seinfeld

    HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Miami Dolphins debuted last night and filled us all with the inevitable feeling of false hope and overhyped enthusiasm for our shitty, shitty football team.But a reality show featuring the Fins is a nice change of pace from their old NORAD-like, supersecretive attitud ... More >>

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    July 27, 2012

    Dolphins Rookie Ryan Tannehill Still a No-Show at Camp

    Your Miami Dolphins hit the practice field today for the opening of training camp for a whole new season of suck. Thus far, Matt Moore (aka THE PUPPET) has taken the first-team reps, while David Garrard is leading the second stringers.Conspicuously absent from the proceedings is first-round pick QB ... More >>

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