Salt Lake City

"Papercuts" and "Pour" at FAU Galleries: Breathing New Life Into Paper and Paint

Sandy Hook Tragedy Has Florida Parents and Students on Edge

Tensions have been high right here in Florida ever since the tragedy that unfolded in Newtown, Connecticut, last Friday. People are being arrested for bringing guns into schools, modified lockdowns are being enforced over bullets found on a school bus, and we're learning that bulletproof backpacks ... More >>

Meet the Preppers... and the Mormons (Part 1)

In this week's cover story about survivalists, I speak with a man who identifies himself only as "Bowreeguard," who hails from hard-granite New Hampshire and says that prepping was a way of life for his family when he was growing up.The eldest son of his family, Bowreeguard learned to keep supplies ... More >>

Fort Lauderdale's Pretty Gay -- According to Gays, One of the Gayest

​You probably didn't need the experts to figure this one out, but Fort Lauderdale is a pretty gay place.So gay, in fact, that the Advocate says it's the fourth-gayest place in the U.S. of A.Wilton Manors is technically the gayest place in the country if we're basing this off on concentration ... More >>

Candwich: Great For Hurricanes And Zombie Attacks

CandwichThe Candwich: Because we're sick of canned tuna.​Here's a great new food for those of you worrying how you're going to get fresh bread to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches after the world ends by apocalypse, terrorist attack, or zombie takeover.Mark One Foods in Salt Lake City, Utah, ... More >>

Food Fights: Tiger Woods and the Curious Incident of the Dawg

​A 31-year-old man threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods at yesterday's golf tournament at CordeValle in San Martin, California, as he ran toward the seventh green. The motive is unclear: perhaps a phallic reference to Woods' epic infidelities? Woods was getting ready for his putt, said the golfer.  ... More >>

Cheese Culture Brings a Whey of Life to Las Olas

​Cheese is a way of life, at least to Susan Phipps, a passionate cheese-oholic who later this month will open the shop of her dreams--Cheese Culture: A Whey of Life--on Las Olas Boulevard right next to Noodles Panini.  The shop will feature some 90 varieties of artisan cheese from all over th ... More >>

Five Reasons Why Kevin Simon, Alleged Belligerent JetBlue Passenger, Is No Steven Slater

Kevin Simon, former resident of Fort Lauderdale​You can take the man out of South Florida, but you can't take the South Florida out of the man. The country learned that lesson the hard way this week, when former Fort Lauderdale resident, Kevin Theodore Simon, allegedly went berserk on a JetBlue fl ... More >>

Kaskade

Guantánamo's Final Days

America prepares to shutter the infamous prison camp, and jihad looms.

Bottling Boozer

Star-Cross Me No More

I Choose Freely, Knucklehead

Meg White is Bug Bug Buggin' Out

Christly Christly

Rosa Parks? Maybe Not

Artbeat

Capsule reviews of current area art exhibitions.

Artbeat

Capsule reviews of current area art exhibitions.

Artbeat

Capsule reviews of current area art exhibitions.

Virgin Birth Pangs

Just how did Mexico's icon get her name?

Artbeat

Capsule reviews of current area art exhibitions.

Artbeat

Capsule reviews of current area art exhibitions.

Artbeat

Capsule reviews of current area art exhibitions.

Friends of Max

Soulfly's frontman makes nice with a former bandmate — is Sinead O'Connor next?

Scrapin' By

Theo Kogan rocks it with some New York giants.

Torino It Off

This horrible Winter Olympics game doesn't even medal.

Love in Gloom

Tim Burton is dead-on again in the darkly delightful Corpse Bride

Carbonated Comedy

The Deep End

Beat Torrent

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

Gamblin' Men

Big-ticket casino deals plus a messy internal power struggle equals even more legal woes for the Seminole tribe

Hey, Mr. Spacemen

Music writer Leah Gliniewicz was abducted by the aliens known to Earthlings as the techno group Spacemen. She was able to beam this report back to New Times.

Elián Plus One

Conflict of interest. Anti-Cuban high jinks. A cover-up. It must be the Florida INS.

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Sandman author Neil Gaiman finds magic in the damnedest place

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