Benjamin Prows settled a pirate mask over his brown eyes, took a deep breath, and tiptoed out onto the slackline -- nothing but 12 feet of air between him and the ground. Anything but a conformist, Prows dresses like Jack Sparrow, juggles daily, and lives on a 65-foot catamaran. But as this most unu ... More >>
Tensions have been high right here in Florida ever since the tragedy that unfolded in Newtown, Connecticut, last Friday. People are being arrested for bringing guns into schools, modified lockdowns are being enforced over bullets found on a school bus, and we're learning that bulletproof backpacks ... More >>
In this week's cover story about survivalists, I speak with a man who identifies himself only as "Bowreeguard," who hails from hard-granite New Hampshire and says that prepping was a way of life for his family when he was growing up.The eldest son of his family, Bowreeguard learned to keep supplies ... More >>
You probably didn't need the experts to figure this one out, but Fort Lauderdale is a pretty gay place.So gay, in fact, that the Advocate says it's the fourth-gayest place in the U.S. of A.Wilton Manors is technically the gayest place in the country if we're basing this off on concentration ... More >>
CandwichThe Candwich: Because we're sick of canned tuna.Here's a great new food for those of you worrying how you're going to get fresh bread to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches after the world ends by apocalypse, terrorist attack, or zombie takeover.Mark One Foods in Salt Lake City, Utah, ... More >>
A 31-year-old man threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods at yesterday's golf tournament at CordeValle in San Martin, California, as he ran toward the seventh green. The motive is unclear: perhaps a phallic reference to Woods' epic infidelities? Woods was getting ready for his putt, said the golfer. ... More >>
Cheese is a way of life, at least to Susan Phipps, a passionate cheese-oholic who later this month will open the shop of her dreams--Cheese Culture: A Whey of Life--on Las Olas Boulevard right next to Noodles Panini. The shop will feature some 90 varieties of artisan cheese from all over th ... More >>
Kevin Simon, former resident of Fort LauderdaleYou can take the man out of South Florida, but you can't take the South Florida out of the man. The country learned that lesson the hard way this week, when former Fort Lauderdale resident, Kevin Theodore Simon, allegedly went berserk on a JetBlue fl ... More >>
America prepares to shutter the infamous prison camp, and jihad looms.
I Choose Freely, Knucklehead
Rosa Parks? Maybe Not
Just how did Mexico's icon get her name?
Soulfly's frontman makes nice with a former bandmate is Sinead O'Connor next?
Theo Kogan rocks it with some New York giants.
This horrible Winter Olympics game doesn't even medal.
Tim Burton is dead-on again in the darkly delightful Corpse Bride
Big-ticket casino deals plus a messy internal power struggle equals even more legal woes for the Seminole tribe
Music writer Leah Gliniewicz was abducted by the aliens known to Earthlings as the techno group Spacemen. She was able to beam this report back to New Times.
Conflict of interest. Anti-Cuban high jinks. A cover-up. It must be the Florida INS.
Sandman author Neil Gaiman finds magic in the damnedest place