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Fat and Savvy

Night & Day

December 10 - 16,1998

The Straight Dope

December 10 - 16,1998

Bandwidth

Jimmy Page gets all artsy, while Eric Alexandrakis spreads some electronic Christmas cheer

The Caucasian Rock Circle

Despite a safe lineup and a sedate atmosphere, this year's City Link Music Fest did have its moments

Celebrate the Bear

On a quest for the hairiest one

The Irish Tenors

On a quest for the hairiest one

Walk, Don’t Run

Don we now our parade apparel.

Holiday Dysfunction

It's the crap, crappiest season of all

Break Out the Champagne

A Clematis stalwart turns 20

Phalling Phast

A Clematis stalwart turns 20

Wayne's World

The Flaming Lips are back on the road and reflecting on nearly 25 years of weirdness

The Story of O

Global Orgasm Day was a bust for Tailpipe and Mr. Buzz Cut

Our top DVD picks for the week of December 12:

Global Orgasm Day was a bust for Tailpipe and Mr. Buzz Cut

Brave New Xmas

Global Orgasm Day was a bust for Tailpipe and Mr. Buzz Cut

Bro 18F

We Are Airborne Family

Oh, Xmas Tree

We Are Airborne Family

All White!

We Are Airborne Family

Our top DVD picks for the week of October 4.

We Are Airborne Family

Dear Juliet

We Are Airborne Family

Hunky Stripper Elves!

Don't rest ye merry gentlemen: Dance away X-mas at Coliseum

No Question

Jadakiss cashes in on controversy

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

Jadakiss cashes in on controversy

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

Jadakiss cashes in on controversy

Feline in the Fedora

Suessian hero comes to Young at Art

His Santa Moment

An end to Broward's Miracle on 34th Street is in sight

Beat It

Only band fans need stand in the Drumline

No Piss Christ here

Too few of the entries in the Broward Art Guild's "Controversy" are worthy of the label

From Dusk Till Christmas

Too few of the entries in the Broward Art Guild's "Controversy" are worthy of the label

Beer of the Week: Santa's Private Reserve

John Linn​Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Clean Plate Charlie will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it's all about the love of the brew. If you have a beer you'd like ... More >>

Morning Juice: Salesman Not Buying FBI's Case; Embattled Palm Beach School Official Stripped of Duty

​Here's what in the local news this morning:Local targets of the FBI corruption sting were apparently unimpressed by the case that was made against them. The same day that former Broward County School Board member Beverly Gallagher entered a not guilty plea to selling her office, former Miramar Co ... More >>

Single? Check.

​Here's what in the local news this morning:Local targets of the FBI corruption sting were apparently unimpressed by the case that was made against them. The same day that former Broward County School Board member Beverly Gallagher entered a not guilty plea to selling her office, former Miramar Co ... More >>

Sushi Claus

​Here's what in the local news this morning:Local targets of the FBI corruption sting were apparently unimpressed by the case that was made against them. The same day that former Broward County School Board member Beverly Gallagher entered a not guilty plea to selling her office, former Miramar Co ... More >>

Beer of the Week: Samichlaus Classic

​Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Clean Plate Charlie will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it's all about the love of the brew. If you have a beer you'd like featured ... More >>

Fair Is Fair

​Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Clean Plate Charlie will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it's all about the love of the brew. If you have a beer you'd like featured ... More >>

Beer and Cocktail Fest Tomorrow @ Exit 66: All You Can Drink for $20

​Since this is the time of year when Christmas trees, twinkly lights and cherubs start making their annual appearances, you know there's gotta be a party or three.Now, you're certainly within your rights to question an all-you-can-drink bash that begins at noon. The surgeon general sure would. The ... More >>

What the Dickens Is This?

​Since this is the time of year when Christmas trees, twinkly lights and cherubs start making their annual appearances, you know there's gotta be a party or three.Now, you're certainly within your rights to question an all-you-can-drink bash that begins at noon. The surgeon general sure would. The ... More >>

Santa Clauses Are Taking Over Town

​Since this is the time of year when Christmas trees, twinkly lights and cherubs start making their annual appearances, you know there's gotta be a party or three.Now, you're certainly within your rights to question an all-you-can-drink bash that begins at noon. The surgeon general sure would. The ... More >>

Five Broward Restaurants That Don't Care if it's Christmas

​This time of year is surreal in South Florida. It never really feels Christmas-y. Snowmen are extinct. Without cues from Mother Nature, Christmas week doesn't have the smoky whiff of holidays up north.Restaurants sometimes go all out and prepare a massive banquet, all of them basically on a big o ... More >>

"Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale" Returns Santa to his Dark Beginnings

​This time of year is surreal in South Florida. It never really feels Christmas-y. Snowmen are extinct. Without cues from Mother Nature, Christmas week doesn't have the smoky whiff of holidays up north.Restaurants sometimes go all out and prepare a massive banquet, all of them basically on a big o ... More >>

Broward Sheriff's Office Searching for "Rooftop Burglar"

​Just as a heads-up, if someone drops into your Pompano Beach business in the middle of the night through a vent or chimney, it probably isn't Santa Claus -- it's more likely to be the "Rooftop Burglar" the Broward Sheriff's Office is looking for.BSO spokeswoman Keyla Concepción tells New Times t ... More >>

Santa Prefers Pepsi While on Vacation

Santa's quite the party animal. Must be the caffeine.​In this new Pepsi commercial, Santa's on vacation with Mrs. Claus and some elves in what looks to be a Club Med-like resort. While dancing to "This Is How We Do It" with Mrs. Claus (who looks pretty good for her age), Santa takes a ... More >>

Atheist Group's New Florida Billboards About to Piss Off a Whole Bunch of Jesus Fans

​Do you know what Neptune, Jesus, Santa Claus, and Satan have in common?They're going to be alongside each other on some billboards in several states under the headline, "37 Million Americans know MYTHS when they see them."That announcement comes today from American Atheists, which says it wil ... More >>

"Arthur Christmas" an Imaginative Take on Santa's Old Tale

​Do you know what Neptune, Jesus, Santa Claus, and Satan have in common?They're going to be alongside each other on some billboards in several states under the headline, "37 Million Americans know MYTHS when they see them."That announcement comes today from American Atheists, which says it wil ... More >>

Anthony Bourdain's A Krampus Carol

Krampus is coming to town....it sucks to be you.​Gather round boys and girls, because Clean Plate Charlie wants to share a little Christmas story -- courtesy of Anthony Bourdain.We're sure you've heard about Santa Claus and how he brings presents to all good little children. But we want to tell yo ... More >>

Pembroke Pines Snowfest: Snowmen and Food Trucks

Wilimedia CommonsIt's going to snow in Pembroke Pines tomorrow!​The City of Pembroke Pines is hosting their annual tree lighting ceremony and Snowfest Saturday, December 9th from 2 - 6 p.m.This family-friendly event will feature music, children's games, a visit from Santa Claus and 50 tons of snow ... More >>

'Tis the Season to Be Merry and Cheap

Wilimedia CommonsIt's going to snow in Pembroke Pines tomorrow!​The City of Pembroke Pines is hosting their annual tree lighting ceremony and Snowfest Saturday, December 9th from 2 - 6 p.m.This family-friendly event will feature music, children's games, a visit from Santa Claus and 50 tons of snow ... More >>

Better Watch Out! Santacon Is Coming to Town

Wilimedia CommonsIt's going to snow in Pembroke Pines tomorrow!​The City of Pembroke Pines is hosting their annual tree lighting ceremony and Snowfest Saturday, December 9th from 2 - 6 p.m.This family-friendly event will feature music, children's games, a visit from Santa Claus and 50 tons of snow ... More >>

Marketplace of Groovy Ideas

Wilimedia CommonsIt's going to snow in Pembroke Pines tomorrow!​The City of Pembroke Pines is hosting their annual tree lighting ceremony and Snowfest Saturday, December 9th from 2 - 6 p.m.This family-friendly event will feature music, children's games, a visit from Santa Claus and 50 tons of snow ... More >>