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Jack the Giant Slayer Is Fee-Fi-Fo-Fun

SpaceX: Kiss Florida's Place in the Space Race Good-bye! Spend $16 Million Making the Place a Theme Park.

SpaceX, the California company that plans to help NASA and perhaps become the world leader in space travel, announced yesterday in Washington that it would send a man to space by 2015.The firm will send one of its own employees. Last year, it was the number one private firm to send an unmanned craft ... More >>

Five South Florida Food & Drink Events This Weekend: The End of the World, SantaCon, and More

The world is not ending today. You will, indeed, have to deal with your hangover tomorrow. This non-event also means you'll need something to get up to the rest of the weekend. Fair warning: Whether it's the impending holidays or that everyone bought the apocalyptic hype, but the calendar (after ton ... More >>

Balloon Boy 2012: Three Years After the Hoax, Falcon Heene Fronts a Metal Band

Rush Limbaugh Says Fiscal Cliff Is Obama's Plot to End the GOP

One of the wonderful things about Obama's winning reelection is watching the GOPers immerse themselves in doing what they do best: making loud noises and saying crazy shit that makes even certifiably crazy people say, "Whoa. Thassome crazy shit." But amid the thicket of Benghazi ramblings and other ... More >>

Boycott of Walmart Scheduled for Black Friday; Boynton Beach Store One of 20 Targeted Nationally

In the early 1990s, some the progressive-minded yet fun-loving folks at Adbusters magazine promoted the idea of a Buy Nothing Day -- a "holiday" that would condemn consumerism, not involve any monetary transactions, and definitely include some mischievous but harmless festivities. The perfect day to ... More >>

Macy's Being Urged to Dump Donald Trump

Apparently people are just now noticing that Donald Trump is a racist birther dipshit and have petitioned Macy's to drop him, his clothing line, his fragrance, and him altogether from those annoying commercials in which famous people are getting ready for the holidays. An online petition from SignO ... More >>

"Frankenweenie": The Tim Burton You Liked Is Back

Anthony Bourdain's Festivus: The Airing of the Grievances

​We just knew that Festivus was Tony Bourdain's kind of holiday. At first we thought that Tony was becoming a modern-day Grinch with a heart that grows three sizes in one day, after viewing pictures of him assembling a Disney Princess castle for his adorable daughter. In his jammies.But just when ... More >>

Atheist Group's New Florida Billboards About to Piss Off a Whole Bunch of Jesus Fans

​Do you know what Neptune, Jesus, Santa Claus, and Satan have in common?They're going to be alongside each other on some billboards in several states under the headline, "37 Million Americans know MYTHS when they see them."That announcement comes today from American Atheists, which says it wil ... More >>

In Dive Bars Across South Florida, Karaoke Makes Ordinary People Beautiful

Interview with Santa Claus (via SantaBot.com): No to Gingerbread Lattes, Yes to KFC

I HATE MILK AND COOKIES!​Christmas is the most wonderful time of year for us gentiles and we love all of our holiday traditions. But one of our most sacred customs could be pissing off the second most important person of the season -- our jolly ol' Saint Nick. For hundreds of years, families acr ... More >>

Juarez: The Bleeding Front Line of the War on Drugs

Beer of the Week: Santa's Private Reserve

John Linn​Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Clean Plate Charlie will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it's all about the love of the brew. If you have a beer you'd like ... More >>

Wellington Resident Vanilla Ice Talks About Madonna, Wallaroos, and What's Next

Fiddler on the Roof: Deputies Find Fugitive on Surveillance Video

​When living as a fugitive of justice, especially one who has escaped from prison, it's advisable to stay away from convenience store cameras. But Palm Beach Sheriff's deputies say Scott Bosley, last seen in June 2008 fleeing the Loxahatchee Road Prison, couldn't resist the invitation of liquor st ... More >>

All They Want For Christmas: Gift Ideas for MCR, Musiq, Silverchair and More

Silverchair's Daniel Johns wants an inflatable sheep. No, really. It's after the jump.We've been having trouble figuring out what to buy our friends and family for Christmas this year. To help out on the idea front, we decided to draw inspiration from some of our favorite musical artists' Christmas ... More >>

Mayor Manny Busts Obama With Scatological Humor

Miami Mayor Manny Diaz is the president of some mayor's only fraternity and like everyone else this holiday season, he has a wish list he's sending to Barack Hussein Santa Claus Obama.When it comes to Broward, Manny's got shit on his mind. Specifically, the "treated" sewage that Hollywood is current ... More >>

Undisputed Underdog

At 40, Glen Johnson is still fighting for respect

Last Night: Trans-Siberian Orchestra at BankAtlantic Center

Trans-Siberian Orchestra Thursday, November 14, 2008 BankAtlantic Center, Sunrise Better Than: A piping mug of hot chocolate and a handful of candy canes on a warm South Florida day. Before mentioning the jolly thrashing Trans-Siberian Orchestra dispensed at the BankAtlantic Center last night, it ... More >>

Devil May Care

Big Red returns in a mindless, revved-up Hellboy sequel

Break Out the Champagne

A Clematis stalwart turns 20

Nova to Workers: Drop Dead

Janitors go jobless for months, and students don't give a damn

Wayne's World

The Flaming Lips are back on the road and reflecting on nearly 25 years of weirdness

Spam Takes No Holiday

Cuckoo for Coconuts

Lauderdale-by-the-Sea may lose its soul over a political firefight.

Net Hate in Neverland

To locals, he's a roadside institution. But to the Usenet, he's a monster.

Bad Lieutenant

In Hollywood, being a good cop doesn't seem to matter.

Letters for January 5-11, 2006

Just Say Noel

A Christmas Kind of Town

All About the Benjamin

It looks like Ben Graber is selling out the public for a high-rolling developer. He says he's making sausage.

Like Ansel Adams

For the Sunshine State

Our Mayor, the Lobbyist, Part 2

Either Ilene Lieberman's timing is miraculous or...

No Question

Jadakiss cashes in on controversy

Life Is a Cabaret

Destined for drag

The Best of 2003

Ranking and filing our Local Top Ten

Best Place to Take the Kids

Rainbo Café

Wild Kingdom

Eight tiny reindeer and the fat man who got his Claus into them, plus women in wolves' clothing

After Schlock

Ice Cube coasts through another middling comedy

No Piss Christ here

Too few of the entries in the Broward Art Guild's "Controversy" are worthy of the label

Baby Doll

Sara Lee Creech of Belle Glade tells a long-forgotten chapter of civil rights history

Letters for February 14, 2002

Racial rants

Surreal Killer

The work of lowbrow luminary Todd Schorr simultaneously savages and celebrates pop culture

Ax, Lies, & Audiotape

When Santa and the Easter Bunny brawl, everybody loses

The Strife of Brian

Marilyn Manson resurrects the same ol' shtick

Women and Dramas First, Part II

Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival

Best Be Getting Home

Sexual Roulette

Despite the risk, HIV-positive gay men are engaging in unsafe sex in the wake of improved AIDS medications. Don't believe us? Check out South Florida's "backroom bars."

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