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  • Blogs

    December 30, 2011

    Anthony Bourdain's Festivus: The Airing of the Grievances

    ​We just knew that Festivus was Tony Bourdain's kind of holiday. At first we thought that Tony was becoming a modern-day Grinch with a heart that grows three sizes in one day, after viewing pictures of him assembling a Disney Princess castle for his adorable daughter. In his jammies.But just when ... More >>

  • News

    September 29, 2011

    In Dive Bars Across South Florida, Karaoke Makes Ordinary People Beautiful

    ​We just knew that Festivus was Tony Bourdain's kind of holiday. At first we thought that Tony was becoming a modern-day Grinch with a heart that grows three sizes in one day, after viewing pictures of him assembling a Disney Princess castle for his adorable daughter. In his jammies.But just when ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2010

    Interview with Santa Claus (via SantaBot.com): No to Gingerbread Lattes, Yes to KFC

    I HATE MILK AND COOKIES!​Christmas is the most wonderful time of year for us gentiles and we love all of our holiday traditions. But one of our most sacred customs could be pissing off the second most important person of the season -- our jolly ol' Saint Nick. For hundreds of years, families acr ... More >>

  • News

    April 29, 2010

    Juarez: The Bleeding Front Line of the War on Drugs

    I HATE MILK AND COOKIES!​Christmas is the most wonderful time of year for us gentiles and we love all of our holiday traditions. But one of our most sacred customs could be pissing off the second most important person of the season -- our jolly ol' Saint Nick. For hundreds of years, families acr ... More >>

  • News

    November 26, 2009

    Wellington Resident Vanilla Ice Talks About Madonna, Wallaroos, and What's Next

    I HATE MILK AND COOKIES!​Christmas is the most wonderful time of year for us gentiles and we love all of our holiday traditions. But one of our most sacred customs could be pissing off the second most important person of the season -- our jolly ol' Saint Nick. For hundreds of years, families acr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 18, 2009

    Fiddler on the Roof: Deputies Find Fugitive on Surveillance Video

    ​When living as a fugitive of justice, especially one who has escaped from prison, it's advisable to stay away from convenience store cameras. But Palm Beach Sheriff's deputies say Scott Bosley, last seen in June 2008 fleeing the Loxahatchee Road Prison, couldn't resist the invitation of liquor st ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 24, 2008

    All They Want For Christmas: Gift Ideas for MCR, Musiq, Silverchair and More

    Silverchair's Daniel Johns wants an inflatable sheep. No, really. It's after the jump.We've been having trouble figuring out what to buy our friends and family for Christmas this year. To help out on the idea front, we decided to draw inspiration from some of our favorite musical artists' Christmas ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 11, 2008

    Mayor Manny Busts Obama With Scatological Humor

    Miami Mayor Manny Diaz is the president of some mayor's only fraternity and like everyone else this holiday season, he has a wish list he's sending to Barack Hussein Santa Claus Obama.When it comes to Broward, Manny's got shit on his mind. Specifically, the "treated" sewage that Hollywood is current ... More >>

  • News

    December 11, 2008

    Undisputed Underdog

    At 40, Glen Johnson is still fighting for respect

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2008

    Last Night: Trans-Siberian Orchestra at BankAtlantic Center

    Trans-Siberian Orchestra Thursday, November 14, 2008 BankAtlantic Center, Sunrise Better Than: A piping mug of hot chocolate and a handful of candy canes on a warm South Florida day. Before mentioning the jolly thrashing Trans-Siberian Orchestra dispensed at the BankAtlantic Center last night, it ... More >>

  • Film

    July 10, 2008

    Devil May Care

    Big Red returns in a mindless, revved-up Hellboy sequel

  • News

    June 14, 2007

    Nova to Workers: Drop Dead

    Janitors go jobless for months, and students don't give a damn

  • Blogs

    January 2, 2007

    Spam Takes No Holiday

    Janitors go jobless for months, and students don't give a damn

  • News

    December 21, 2006

    Cuckoo for Coconuts

    Lauderdale-by-the-Sea may lose its soul over a political firefight.

  • News

    September 21, 2006

    Net Hate in Neverland

    To locals, he's a roadside institution. But to the Usenet, he's a monster.

  • News

    September 7, 2006

    Bad Lieutenant

    In Hollywood, being a good cop doesn't seem to matter.

  • News

    January 5, 2006

    Letters for January 5-11, 2006

    In Hollywood, being a good cop doesn't seem to matter.

  • Music

    December 22, 2005

    Just Say Noel

    A Christmas Kind of Town

  • News

    November 10, 2005

    All About the Benjamin

    It looks like Ben Graber is selling out the public for a high-rolling developer. He says he's making sausage.

  • News

    August 4, 2005

    Finding Gary, Part 1

    After 21 years, Donna Weaver seems to finally be zeroing in on her lost husband

  • Calendar

    January 6, 2005

    Like Ansel Adams

    For the Sunshine State

  • News

    October 14, 2004

    Our Mayor, the Lobbyist, Part 2

    Either Ilene Lieberman's timing is miraculous or...

  • Calendar

    September 2, 2004

    No Question

    Jadakiss cashes in on controversy

  • Calendar

    August 19, 2004

    Life Is a Cabaret

    Destined for drag

  • Music

    January 1, 2004

    The Best of 2003

    Ranking and filing our Local Top Ten

  • News

    October 16, 2003

    Georgia in the Pines

    A suburban mom terrifies an anchorwoman and shakes up a town

  • Restaurants

    May 15, 2003

    Best Place to Take the Kids

    Rainbo Café

  • Culture

    December 12, 2002

    Wild Kingdom

    Eight tiny reindeer and the fat man who got his Claus into them, plus women in wolves' clothing

  • Film

    November 21, 2002

    After Schlock

    Ice Cube coasts through another middling comedy

  • News

    May 9, 2002

    Baby Doll

    Sara Lee Creech of Belle Glade tells a long-forgotten chapter of civil rights history

  • News

    February 14, 2002

    Letters for February 14, 2002

    Racial rants

  • Culture

    January 17, 2002

    Surreal Killer

    The work of lowbrow luminary Todd Schorr simultaneously savages and celebrates pop culture

  • News

    January 17, 2002

    Ax, Lies, & Audiotape

    When Santa and the Easter Bunny brawl, everybody loses

  • News

    September 27, 2001

    Out of Africa

    Agnes Essien left Nigeria three decades ago, earned a Ph.D., and ended up minding a market

  • Music

    July 12, 2001

    The Strife of Brian

    Marilyn Manson resurrects the same ol' shtick

  • Film

    November 4, 1999

    Women and Dramas First, Part II

    Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival

  • Culture

    June 17, 1999

    Best Be Getting Home

    Fort Lauderdale International Film Festival

  • News

    May 27, 1999

    Sexual Roulette

    Despite the risk, HIV-positive gay men are engaging in unsafe sex in the wake of improved AIDS medications. Don't believe us? Check out South Florida's "backroom bars."

  • Calendar

    January 8, 1998

    Greetings From Anywhere

    Despite the risk, HIV-positive gay men are engaging in unsafe sex in the wake of improved AIDS medications. Don't believe us? Check out South Florida's "backroom bars."

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