Sarah Palin

All Palin, All The Time

Post-Palin: Where Do We Go From Here, Bubba?

Newspablum And A Report From St. Paul

McCain Can't ...

Stacy Ritter For President!

Sooey! Ellyn Bogdanoff Wallows In the Muck

Karl Rove and the Hypocritical Oaths

There's Blood In The Water

Fight Abortion: Boycott The Sun-Sentinel

DeGroot: Say Hello To President McCain

Biden-Palin Debate Rundown

Chick Fight! Bogdanoff Vs. Ritter

Worst Lyrics of 2008

And now it's time for the "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" memorial Worst Lyrics of 2008, March Madness-style tournament, this year a terrifying mélange of appalling oral-sex requests, bargain-bin philosophies, grammatical atrocities, and cringe-inducing pillow talk. To elevate the drama, I ... More >>

Web Extra: Wasilla Dissected

The skinny (and the fat) from someone who knows

Wasilla Dissected

The skinny (and the fat) from someone who knows

Maker of Wigs for Dogs Strikes Gold with Sara Palin Number

The skinny (and the fat) from someone who knows

Conservatives Rise Up, Hit Local Streets

This week, even his most ardent haters had to be stunned at Rush Limbaugh's remarkable political sway. The conservative radio host, who broadcasts from a "bunker" in Palm Beach, got an "Obama bump" when the prez dissed him publicly, casually remarking that Republicans ought to stop listening to his ... More >>

Top Ten of '08: Latin

This week, even his most ardent haters had to be stunned at Rush Limbaugh's remarkable political sway. The conservative radio host, who broadcasts from a "bunker" in Palm Beach, got an "Obama bump" when the prez dissed him publicly, casually remarking that Republicans ought to stop listening to his ... More >>

Dennis Miller’s no help for grieving McCainites

This week, even his most ardent haters had to be stunned at Rush Limbaugh's remarkable political sway. The conservative radio host, who broadcasts from a "bunker" in Palm Beach, got an "Obama bump" when the prez dissed him publicly, casually remarking that Republicans ought to stop listening to his ... More >>

The People Person

State Rep. Ellen Bogdanoff puts you ahead of politics — if you're the right kind of person

Rollins Brand

Rock 'n' roll maverick Henry Rollins talks politics and the upcoming election

And Now a "Fair and Balanced" a Report From Yesterday's Tea Party

Flickr user: Sweet CarouselHey, remember that delightful Coral Springs lady who took a shine to Sarah Palin, launched a blog for her, and -- perhaps because this was so patently absurd -- received some media coverage for it? And then some media coverage about that media coverage? Well, you won't bel ... More >>

Air Sex is Better Than No Sex

Flickr.com Like air guitar, but with different fake instruments. But no air sex--that's the worst of all. And right now South Florida is effectively air-sex celebate. (Don't get me started on the air-religious groups.) What is this "air sex," you ask? "It's a lot like air guitar, but r ... More >>

Taking Back Halloween

One tin can at a time.

A Maverick Match Made in Republican Heaven

Flickr User: flsurfkarmaMarco RubioAfter Charlie Crist annihilated Marco Rubio in the most recent round fund-raising for the U.S. Senate campaign, the boyish former House Speaker needs a Gamechanger. You know, someone who can bolster his maverick persona. Maybe someone who, like Rubio, gives Republi ... More >>

Cheap Wine That Doesn't Suck: Good, Cheap Pinot

Photo by Flickr user chickeninthewoodsCheap pinot noir is a moron. Cheap, good pinot noir is an oxymoron.     Pinot noir, you see, is the Sarah Palin of grapes -- flighty, erratic, unpredictable, hard to handle -- though unlike the nitwit from Wasilla, the result can be anything ... More >>

Crist's Bulldog in Lipstick

George LeMieux: Looks better in a skirt than in a U.S. senator's seat.​Citing a Marco Rubio campaign ad, St. Petersburg Times politics blog Buzz earlier today asked whether Charlie Crist had "pulled a McCain" -- committing a tactical blunder that gives his opponent evidence that he's out of touch ... More >>

Give Thanks for Food Without a Face

George LeMieux: Looks better in a skirt than in a U.S. senator's seat.​Citing a Marco Rubio campaign ad, St. Petersburg Times politics blog Buzz earlier today asked whether Charlie Crist had "pulled a McCain" -- committing a tactical blunder that gives his opponent evidence that he's out of touch ... More >>

What Does Glenn Beck Eat? Nuts.

​Conservatives eat PB&J, pizza, and mac 'n' cheese for lunch. Liberals eat Thai and Indian cuisines. For dinner, conservatives chow down on fried chicken, meat loaf and steak; liberals go for green curries, Ethiopian food, and veggie burgers.  Conservatives like McDonald's fries. Liberals ... More >>

Five Reasons Charlie Crist Wants You To Call A Phone Sex Line

flickr.com​If you haven't heard, the governor of this great state has been directing people to call a phone sex chat line.Anyone calling Charlie Crist's office heard a recording of the governor directing people to various social services, with URLs and phone numbers. The phone number he gave for F ... More >>

Name Game: Sarah Palin Worship Blog Fears All Jonathans in Wasserman Schultz Office

Flickr​Every so often, there's a news event that suggests (or proves?) that the modern media is making the world an even more confusing place. This week, the office of West Broward Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz announced that former Politico.com writer, Jonathan Allen, had been hired as a ... More >>

“I’ll Be Broke for Christmas”

Flickr​Every so often, there's a news event that suggests (or proves?) that the modern media is making the world an even more confusing place. This week, the office of West Broward Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz announced that former Politico.com writer, Jonathan Allen, had been hired as a ... More >>

Author Predicts Jeb Bush Will Rise at Same Rate as Palin Plummets

Bush​Brad Meltzer is the bestselling author of The Book of Fate, so his predictions should not be taken lightly. U.S. News & World Report rounded up him and others among America's public intellectuals to get their perspective on what would happen in 2010. Meltzer's crystal ball imagines a righ ... More >>

Sarah Palin on Allen West: You Betcha!

Flickr: cycles; photo AP/J. Scott ApplewhiteThis wink's for you, Allen West.​Today on her Facebook page, Sarah Palin gave a public endorsement to South Florida congressional candidate Allen West. Said the former Alaskan governor and Republican VP candidate:Allen's personal story is a testament to ... More >>

[UPDATED] Did Sarah Palin Break Campaign Finance Laws During Visit to Lauderdale Airport?

Flickr: Akfirebug"If you want us to deice the steps, Madame Governor, it'll cost another 7-grand."​In March, a political action committee for Sarah Palin twice [SEE NOTE BELOW] spent $7,321 to deice her private jet after it had landed at a Fort Lauderdale aiport, according to Federal Elections Com ... More >>

The Best Damned Chicken Caesar Salad Ever

​There's something furtive, slightly embarrassing, even shameful about it. Sort of like spanking the monkey to Sarah Palin videos or watching the goombah nitwits of Jersey Shore.      But we do it anyway, at lunch and even at dinner, unable to resist its base, carnal lure. Sure ... More >>

Klein Campaign: Allen West and Christine O'Donnell Are "Two Peas in a Pod"

FlickrMama Grizzly Sarah Palin wants to help a couple of her cubs into office.​Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. And if you're in a congressional fight that will be decided by moderate voters, you don't bring a polarizer like Sarah Palin. Nor do you want her witchcraft-dabbling protege, Christin ... More >>

How to Cope With Sarah Palin, Homecoming Queen

flickr user: sskennelLike a train wreck, you can't look away.​I have a confession to make about Sarah Palin. It's not an easy thing to admit, especially from this side of the liberal-elite media establishment. Every fiber of my journalistic being urges me to ignore her, to block out the gleaming, ... More >>

Allen West a New Face for Sarah Palin

And so it begins. As Sarah Palin campaigns for 2012, she's already using Allen West as a symbol of the cringe-worthy change she will bring. Notice a theme among the newly elected GOP stars Palin's highlighting here. West and Marco Rubio hail from the political crucible of Florida, plus they fill all ... More >>

Worst Campaign Ads of 2010

It's an election season most of us would rather forget. But in the spirit of holiday cheer, here's a quick trip down memory lane. The worst (or best?) political ads of 2010:5. Lizbeth Benacquisto's rape ad. The Republican state Senate candidate used the ad to address her position on abortion. Not to ... More >>

The Tucson Shooting: An Open Letter To Joyce Kaufman

The following is an open letter to WFTL-850 FM radio host Joyce Kaufman, whose incendiary political rhetoric included a Tea Party rally remark that, "If ballots don't work, bullets will": Dear Joyce, How does it feel when you hear about the horrific shootings in Tucso ... More >>

Fort Lauderdale Tea Party Leader Speaks Out On Sarah Palin

  Fort Lauderdale Tea Party leader Gabe Carrera, at right, with Rick Scott during the campaign. ​ By day Gabriel Jose Carrera works as a bespectacled immigration attorney but in countless off-hours during the past 18 months he had another callin ... More >>

The LeBrons: Can LeBron James' New Cartoon Change His Karma?

​After dominating the NBA for all of December, the Miami Heat has fallen back to Earth. Since LeBron James' now-ironic "Karma" tweet -- and subsequent injury -- the team has lost four straight games -- and 13 for the year. (That means 70 wins is now out of the question.) Yes, LeBron's popularity i ... More >>

Allen West's No-B.S. Weekend: Disses Bush, Palin

This has been a bullshit-busting kind of weekend for Allen West.First, he showed up in Fox News Sunday, talking smack about his own party's recent history. He was debating Donna Edwards, the Democrat congresswoman from Maryland, when host Chris Wallace asked:Congressman West, Republicans offered a p ... More >>

Sarah Palin's Emails, Translated to South Florida

What would Stacy Ritter write to her dad?​Recently, thousands of pages of emails from Sarah Palin's tenure as governor of Alaska were released to news organizations. (It took three years to get the records, partly because Palin shared Rick Scott's disdain for public email accounts.)But now, reader ... More >>

Allen West a Hypocrite for Calling President Obama a Hypocrite, Thanks to Sarah Palin

Rep. Allen West: Hypocrite.​President Barack Obama raised a record-setting amount of cash for his reelection campaign last quarter -- $86 million.Rep. Allen West decided to call out Obama on Twitter, saying, "Congratulations to our POTUS on his record setting fundraising- but I must know, how ... More >>

Sandy Adams Is a Doll -- Schoolgirl Outfit Optional

herobuilders.comThe Sarah Palin doll with the schoolgirl getup.​Republican Rep. Sandy Adams of Orlando is now a subject in a new collection of dolls called the "Lady Republican Series."Adams joins Sarah Palin, Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann, South Dakota Rep. Kristi Noem, New Hampshire Sen. Kelly ... More >>

Rick Perry Leads CNN Poll Going Into Debate, Followed by Mitt Romney and... Sarah Palin

Texas Gov. Rick Perry​In anticipation of the GOP presidential debate it's hosting, CNN released its freshest poll numbers, with Texas Gov. Rick Perry leading the pack -- ahead by 12 percentage points over second-place Mitt Romney.The poll showed that 30 percent of the 446 Republican voters surveye ... More >>

Allen West's Half-Marathon: Slower Than Sarah Palin, but Slightly Faster Than Oprah

freerepublic.comParasailin' Sarah Palin​Rep. Allen West completed the half-marathon at the Palm Beaches Marathon Festival this weekend at a time that places his half-marathon ability somewhere between Sarah Palin and Oprah.West was showing off the thighs during the race -- possibly NSFW picture ca ... More >>

Two Hilarious Lunatics at MOAFL

freerepublic.comParasailin' Sarah Palin​Rep. Allen West completed the half-marathon at the Palm Beaches Marathon Festival this weekend at a time that places his half-marathon ability somewhere between Sarah Palin and Oprah.West was showing off the thighs during the race -- possibly NSFW picture ca ... More >>