Sean Hannity

Eight Reasons San Antonio Is the Worst Place Ever

So last night didn't exactly go as planned. Thanks to some Globetrotter gymnastics on the part of Tony Parker, San Antonio took the lead in the NBA finals 1-0. Something certainly kick-started the old-ass Spurs on the court. It might have just been the fact that they were playing for all the marbles ... More >>

Dan Marino, Rick Scott, and Donald Trump Perform a Dramatic Reading of New Times' Biogensis Story

The local personalities, egos, and public figures who swung through the news cycle this week, ranked by New Times' crack research department using a highly scientific algorithm (i.e., charting where all those 18 shell casings fell on Las Olas, then comparing with a map of the zodiac).

Marco Rubio Manages to Convince Hannity and Limbaugh to Support Immigration Proposal

Marco Rubio is using his Charisma Boy! powers to Jedi Mind Trick a couple of the most influential GOPer talking heads into actually accepting the liberal(ish) immigration plan he and his fellow senators are touting. Most notably, Rubes convinced Fox News' Sean Hannity as well as radio nutter Rush ... More >>

David Horowitz Has Made Taunting College Students a Spectator Sport

Who Is the 47 Percent Videographer?

Matt Drudge "Unearths" Another Dumb Video of Obama Saying Stuff

When a video of Mittington Mittbot saying rich douchey things about the majority of Americans to other rich people surfaced a couple of weeks back, Matt Drudge released a 14-year-old video of President Obama saying "redistribution" a lot of times. When that failed to anger America and force an impea ... More >>

Allen West: Dems Are "Afraid of Black Conservatives"

See also:Allen West Is a Troll, How Allen West Uses the Military and Ignores Its Biggest Problems, Allen West Not Paying Payroll Taxes on Campaign WorkersAllen West spoke with Fox News' Sean Hannity last night and got all mad at them race baiting Democrats who are using the "race card" and stereotyp ... More >>

George Zimmerman: It Was "God's Plan" for Me to Kill Trayvon Martin

See also: Barbara Walters Ditches George Zimmerman Interview; "Appalled" By Demand.Hey, guys! Did you know George Zimmerman was on Fox News last night? Yeah, it was in like, a living room or something, and Sean Hannity, who couldn't be bothered to put a tie on because it's only national television, ... More >>

Barbara Walters, "Appalled" by His Demand, Ditches George Zimmerman Interview

See also: George Zimmerman: It Was "God's Plan" for Me to Kill Trayvon Martin.George Zimmerman was going to do a second interview. He was going to have a sit-down with Barbara Walters, according to the New York Post, but she, after flying to Florida to meet with him, left him behind when he mad ... More >>

Fox News Accuses "Mole" of Larceny; Fox News Steals Stuff All the Time

Renegade Fox News employee Joe Muto got a lot of attention when he joined Gawker and started writing dispatches from the inside of the Murdoch empire. He got only one post in before he was found out and fired from Fox, with a follow-up letter from the legal folks being sent to Gawker threatening leg ... More >>

George Zimmerman Charged in Trayvon Martin Shooting (Updated)

A day after George Zimmerman's lawyers held a news conference to announce they were quitting as his legal counsel, special prosecutor Angela Corey charged Zimmerman with second-degree murder in the February 26 death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in Sanford.Talk about timing.His lawyers yesterday com ... More >>

We Make Our Demands After Fox News Plagiarized This Website

Fox News stooped to a bit of copyright infringement last week in lifting a story from the Pulp. In response, we sent a letter to Fox this morning with a reasonable demand for compensation. ​Dearest Fox News,It came as some surprise to see your January 27 article titled "Epic Campaign Ad Brings Oba ... More >>

Connie Mack Makes His U.S. Senate Run Official

​Although one of Republican Rep. Connie Mack's advisers announced that the congressman was running for U.S. senator in 2012 more than a month ago, it's not official until there's a Fox News appearance involved.Mack appeared on Sean Hannity's show to make his formal announcement, spending most of h ... More >>

In Defense of T-Pain: An Excerpt From Ben Westhoff's new book, "Dirty South: OutKast, Lil Wayne, Soulja Boy, and the Southern Rappers Who Reinvented Hip-Hop"

Now Ann Coulter Warns About "Radiological Danger"?

Ann Coulter has something to say.​Now, this isn't exactly a new Coulterian utterance, but it is a remarkable one. Remember last month, when Ann Coulter put her foot in her mouth by claiming to know more about radiation than physicists? Remember how she claimed that nobody died of radiation poisoni ... More >>

For $1 Million, Elton John Will Stop Acting So Gay and Sing Songs to Rush Limbaugh

Flickr: muri-L​Security was tight this weekend at Rush Limbaugh's Palm Beach nuptials, where only good (heterosexual conservative) hard-working (plutocrat) Americans like Sean Hannity and Karl Rove were on the guestlist. An exception was made, however, for a gay man named Elton John with the condi ... More >>

Can Florida Governors Save GOP From Its Self-Destructive Impulses?

Flickr User: marsdencartoonsMaybe Rush Limbaugh doesn't spend enough time in his Palm Beach home. Because clearly, there's no path back to political relevance for the Republican Party that does not include winning back Florida. And yet the two figures who have the most credibility on that front, gov ... More >>

Unearthed Cookbook Proves Rush Limbaugh Was Tortured as a Child

Hopeless jackass and Palm Beach county resident Rush Limbaugh has a particularly ridiculous sound byte traveling around the internet lately in which he's basically quoted as saying he doesn't want the Obama doctrine to succeed. The quote came from an interview Limbaugh did with Sean Hannity, in whi ... More >>

Rollins Brand

Rock 'n' roll maverick Henry Rollins talks politics and the upcoming election

Karl Rove and the Hypocritical Oaths

Marlins Vs. Braves

Short division

Zell Era: Now For Something Completely Different

Stacey & Friends

Four characters in search of a talk show

Avenged Sevenfold

Tragic News

Straight to TV Hell

A Fox News Stipend for Gay Newsgroup Has Homophobes Worried.

The Rainbow Sentinel?

Eggelletion's Cronies Feel Political Bite

A Christmas Confession

Columnist repents, vows to stop killing Christian fundamentalists

Darryl Worley

Have You Forgotten? (DreamWorks)

An Absolute Disgrace

Outraged New Times readers and a Fort Lauderdale office skirmish are only part of the equation