If you're among the 1.4 million Floridians who have decided to vote via absentee ballot this year, your voice might not get heard. Because FLORIDA!
Also because PAY ATTENTION.
Basically, because we live in the Voting Fuckup Capital of the World, absentee ballots have been known to go to the wrong ... More >>
HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Miami Dolphins debuted last night and filled us all with the inevitable feeling of false hope and overhyped enthusiasm for our shitty, shitty football team.But a reality show featuring the Fins is a nice change of pace from their old NORAD-like, supersecretive attitud ... More >>
MagicMadzik via Creative CommonsBy all means, tuck into a helping of fries after your fingers have been nestled in a sweaty old ball.Hard-wired survival instincts demand you eat when your body is running low on fuel. But what about when hunger strikes and you're stuck at a Little League game, the ... More >>
FlickrAllen West has a habit of comparing Obama policies with those from Nazi Germany. A polarizing Republican candidate, annoyed by the presence at a campaign rally of a videographer hired by his opposition, uses a metaphor that suggests a profound cultural insensitivity. Sound familiar?In 2006, ... More >>