Sharpie Permanent Markers

Russell Simmons, Hip-Hop CEO, at Books & Books

Block Hoppin'

Respectable Street's sweet 19 — Lowebows, octabongs, and love!

A Musical for Mullet-lovers

Respectable Street's sweet 19 — Lowebows, octabongs, and love!

Increase Entropy Locally: Push Back Against Pseudoscience

Respectable Street's sweet 19 — Lowebows, octabongs, and love!

Spring Break Is Still Decadent and Depraved — and Awesome, Dude!

Try as it might, Fort Lauderdale can't shake some diehard seasonal partiers

The Full Monty

Try as it might, Fort Lauderdale can't shake some diehard seasonal partiers

Misery & Clemency

Or, 1,200 highway miles, ten days, nine baseball teams, six stadiums, five games, steroids, and a funeral

The Pirate Republic

Or, 1,200 highway miles, ten days, nine baseball teams, six stadiums, five games, steroids, and a funeral

Paging Dr. Hardy Harhar

Professional help on the hunt for laughs

Booty Call

Isn't it about time for a pirate backlash? Apparently not.

Hump-Day Magic

There's nothing like a balloon hat to nurture new love.

Not Normel

Eric Goertz did a lot of damage with his spray cans. But he's not the big tagger fish cops sought.

Doctor's Orders

South Florida's Smut Doctors broadcast filthy radio to the world

Dorian Gray's Anatomy

The Queer Factor

Angelo's, We Love you

Soup, veal, sauce. You'll find more than hints of it on the menu. And you'll like it.

Getting Wet at Le Tub

Photo by Flickr user c00lmarieI don't think I'll ever forget the expression on my date's face when, in response to his request for a glass of water, our rough-around-the-edges waitress at Le Tub in Hollywood simply pointed to a big Igloo plastic cooler with a stack of flimsy plastic cups and said, " ... More >>

Fort Lauderdale's Indie Performance Space the Bubble Lives Up to Its Reputation

Photo by Flickr user c00lmarieI don't think I'll ever forget the expression on my date's face when, in response to his request for a glass of water, our rough-around-the-edges waitress at Le Tub in Hollywood simply pointed to a big Igloo plastic cooler with a stack of flimsy plastic cups and said, " ... More >>

Nelson Diaz Went From Cuba's Best Ump to Just Another South Florida Transplant

Photo by Flickr user c00lmarieI don't think I'll ever forget the expression on my date's face when, in response to his request for a glass of water, our rough-around-the-edges waitress at Le Tub in Hollywood simply pointed to a big Igloo plastic cooler with a stack of flimsy plastic cups and said, " ... More >>

Blockhead to Bring Rockin' Beats to Respectable Street

Photo by Flickr user c00lmarieI don't think I'll ever forget the expression on my date's face when, in response to his request for a glass of water, our rough-around-the-edges waitress at Le Tub in Hollywood simply pointed to a big Igloo plastic cooler with a stack of flimsy plastic cups and said, " ... More >>

Precious Moments: Allen West's First Washington Gaffe and Spin Job

Allen West needs to work on his spin.​Allen West is learning the ways of WashingtonOn December 7, Congressman-elect West committed his very first honest-to-goodness Washingtonian gaffe when, in an interview with the African American Conservative Radio Show, he called for the effective dismantling ... More >>

How to Carve a Pumpkin For Halloween (Video)

Yup - we wanna carve like an artiste!!​Every Halloween Clean Plate Charlie buys an awesome pumpkin, takes it home....and just lets it sit by the doorway because we're too wimpy to try to carve the damn thing.If you're like us and the idea of carving a pumpkin leaves you in cold sweats, we found a ... More >>

Prisonville, Florida: Low Taxes and Big Yards, All for the Price of a Box Full of Immigrants

Yup - we wanna carve like an artiste!!​Every Halloween Clean Plate Charlie buys an awesome pumpkin, takes it home....and just lets it sit by the doorway because we're too wimpy to try to carve the damn thing.If you're like us and the idea of carving a pumpkin leaves you in cold sweats, we found a ... More >>

Target, Walmart Offer Sustainable Seafood

TargetTarget is selling wild-caught sustainable and traceable salmon in its stores.​Every day, you dream of shopping for fresh-caught fish, tomatoes picked off the vine, and farm-fresh eggs... then you wake up and head over to a giant, big-box store to throw a package of frozen fish sticks into th ... More >>