The Vatican cardinals finally decided to agree on who the new pope is going to be and elected Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina to be the new pontiff.He will be called Pope Francis I.
Francis is 76 years old and reportedly only has one lung.
Because, if the last pope taught us anything, it's that ... More >>
Dear Martha,Happy birthday! It's hard to believe that just 71 years ago, you arrived on this planet, a French rolling pin in one hand and a glitter-dusted pinecone in the other.You are truly an inspiration. Through the years, your magazines and television series have showed us common folks a life th ... More >>
Lederhosen - for when you totally want to ruin a family portrait.It's that time of year again - there's a chill in the air (in south Florida that amounts to being able to go outside without being instantly vaporized by the sun), kids are back at school, and our thoughts turn to Oktoberfest.
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via Miche RattoClick to Enlarge.For months, news that Donald Trump is considering a 2012 presidential bid has been swirling around the internet like a fruit fly in a wineglass. Snoop Dogg even noted it on Comedy Central's roast of Trump last night when he joked (we think), "Now Donald says he wan ... More >>
There's no shortage of drinking songs -- here's a list of 360 of 'em -- but not all that many about specific liquors or cocktails. That's sort of odd, considering how alcohol and live music go hand in hand. According to musicologists, drinking songs can be Irish (like Ween's "The Blarney Sto ... More >>
Uh-oh.... What's that loud grumbling sound? New Times is hearing from people who bought tickets to the once-mighty Langerado Music Festival, which was scheduled for March 6 through 8, but abruptly canceled this year. Some music fans say they are not getting refunds they were promised. Would-be ... More >>
Back in 92', that's 17 years ago, Snoop wasn't the Doggfather, DRE wasn't unfuckwithable and Luke got tried on wax on a track called "Fuck Wit Dre Day" on The Chronic. The diss apparently stemmed from a song on Luke's first solo cd, I Got Shit On My Mind, where he and JT Money call out all the f ... More >>
On the corner of Breakbeat and Bass, in the town of Danceville, there hangs a cat whose scratch is surely as deep as the hiss of some vintage vinyl. I'm not talking about some throwback turntablist trying to revive the art of the back-cue, mind you - hell, most of the time those guys don't even use ... More >>