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"To the Arctic" Goes for Guilt but Delivers Instead an Attack on Good Taste

Don't Miss Misfit Home Brewers at New Times Beerfest

​Misfit Home Brewers have been prepping for New Times Beerfest, where they'll offer 105 gallons of home brew at their tents this Saturday.  George Garcia started it all, brewing in college as a means of drinking cheap beer five years ago. Last year, he gathered Piero Rodriguez, and Robert Tej ... More >>

Win a Pair of Tickets to New Times Beerfest

​We are giving away a pair of tickets to the New Times 15th-annual Beerfest on Saturday, March 31, from 6 to 11 p.m. at Huizenga Plaza in downtown Fort Lauderdale. Don't miss a minute of the Final Four games on Jumbotrons. Celebrate with the Dirty Dozen Brass Band from New Orleans often ... More >>

Beer's Here!

​We are giving away a pair of tickets to the New Times 15th-annual Beerfest on Saturday, March 31, from 6 to 11 p.m. at Huizenga Plaza in downtown Fort Lauderdale. Don't miss a minute of the Final Four games on Jumbotrons. Celebrate with the Dirty Dozen Brass Band from New Orleans often ... More >>

New Times Beerfest Countdown: Five Beers for Spring

​Congratulations to Lisa Melegari for weighing in on her favorite bar food to win a pair of VIP tickets to Beerfest. The New Times 15th-annual Beerfest will be on Saturday, March 31 from 6 to 11 p.m. at Huizenga Plaza in downtown Fort Lauderdale.  Don't miss a minute of the Final Four games, ... More >>

Win A Pair of VIP Tickets to New Times Beerfest

​We are giving away a pair of VIP tickets to the New Times 15th annual Beerfest on March 31 from 6 to 11 p.m. at Huizenga Plaza in downtown Fort Lauderdale. Sample from over 100 beers. Don't miss a minute of the Final Four games, displayed on Jumbotrons. Celebrate with Dirty Dozen Brass Band, the ... More >>

Get $5 Off New Times Beerfest Tickets Through Sunday

On March 31 at Huizenga Plaza in downtown Fort Lauderdale, it's the spring round of the drunken revelry known as the 15th-annual New Times Beerfest. Tickets purchased online are $30 for general admission, which includes pub grub and an array of craft brews such as Shiner, Brooklyn Brewery, Dogfish H ... More >>

Dream Acts for New Times' 15th-Annual Beerfest

​County Grinders, in case you haven't heard the good word yet, New Times is putting together its 15th-Annual New Times "Original" Beerfest. Perhaps the best news of all, it's only about two months away -- the sudsy celebration is set for March 31. You are probably a little confused right now, thin ... More >>

New Times' Beerfest VIP Tickets: Half-Price Is Nice

​It's never too early to plan for big events -- weddings, birthdays, Christmas, Beerfest.  We're suggesting you place a big red circle around March 31, because that's the day Beerfest 2012 takes over Huizenga Plaza in Fort Lauderdale.

"Lombardi" at Mosaic Theatre: A "Sopranos" Star Revives a Paragon of Pigskin

​It's never too early to plan for big events -- weddings, birthdays, Christmas, Beerfest.  We're suggesting you place a big red circle around March 31, because that's the day Beerfest 2012 takes over Huizenga Plaza in Fort Lauderdale.

FIU Football Fans Trolling the Golden Panthers' Home Games

​If you happened to attend Florida International University's loss to Duke over the weekend at FIU Stadium, you may have noticed some signs of the Dos Equis guy with a panther head, a few poorly drawn faces, and a Chuck Testa reference up on the Jumbotron.There's an explanation for that -- trolls. ... More >>

A Cold Day in Heaven: Report from D.C., Pre-Speech

I just got off the phone with the Juice Washington Bureau Chief Deirdra Funcheon. "The riff raff" -- a group that includes Funcheon, despite her prestigious title -- "have to stay far away. I've had to walk about ten or 15 blocks just to end up behind the Capitol. Every time you turn a corner, there ... More >>

Inauguration Update: Boobs Not Welcome in a Post-Bush World

This may come as a disappointment to all those Wag the Dog conspiracy theorists, but the inauguration of Barack Obama as the 44th president of the United States was not a CGI stunt; it really happened, reports Juice Capitol Correspondent Deirdra Funcheon. She witnessed the ceremony firsthand, over t ... More >>

My Inauguration Photo Album Full of Obama Droves, Celebrity Specks And Snipers

It is hard to overstate how crowded it was on the National Mall Sunday. I've been to New York City.  I've been to Disney World. I've been to Phish concerts. But to be one amongst nearly a million human bodies is oddly disconcerting. Especially because it seemed like a good thirty percent of tho ... More >>

Morning Juice: Florida Gators vs. Howard's Mustache, Scions Go to Europe

That's quite a soup-catcher. Thank You, Howard's MustacheThe University of Florida will play in the national championship football game next month in Miami. This is big news that comes in very handy, considering this is a football-themed edition today, which, beyond this sentence, will not include t ... More >>

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