Springfield

Last Night: Poco and Firefall at Gulfstream Park

The Gallows and the Deep

The story of the bloody, high-seas crimes and execution of smuggler Horace Alderman is a yarn worthy of Joseph Conrad. Or Quentin Tarantino.

It Doesn't Suck!

Breathe easy, Simpsons fans. The movie is eeeexcellent.

Bombs for Babies

Stephen Jordi planned to blow up abortion clinics. Does that make him a terrorist?

One-Way Street

Popped for DUI? Smile. You've just fallen victim to the DHSMV's kangaroo court.

Shearer Delight

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

At Felony Trial, Fitzroy Salesman Admits Conspiring to "Make the Shopping Experience More Enjoyable"

Flickr User: darthhellA Springfield .45 similar to the one Salesman brought to Winn-DixieThis morning, I swung by the trial of ex-Miramar Commissioner Fitzroy Salesman. Based on what I've read about the guy, he sounds like a pretty lousy citizen. Drunk driving down the wrong side of the street, then ... More >>

Hamilton Forman Dead at 90

South Florida Sun-SentinelHamilton Forman (right), with sons.​Hamilton Forman, the man who was to Broward County what Montgomery Burns is to Springfield, died last night at age 90. The old man had a facility for making friends with powerful figures -- especially when it was a simple matter of writ ... More >>

Anthony Bourdain, Tom Colicchio to Guest on The Simpsons

Matt Selman, via TwitterAnthony Bourdain is making an appearance on The Simpsons​Who would have guessed that Springfield would become a foodie destination? The Simpsons' 23rd season will see both snarkmaster extraordinaire Anthony Bourdain and Top Chef head judge Tom Colicchio make guest appearanc ... More >>