Springfield

Mojo Donuts in Pembroke Pines: We Eat a Dozen in About a Minute (Pictures)

Until now, south Florida has been a little behind in the hand crafted doughnut craze that's sweeping the nation. From New York City, where hipsters stand in line for an hour for a Meyer lemon doughnut from Doughnut Plant to Portland, Oregon, where Voodoo Doughnuts has been featured on nearly every s ... More >>

'Loki Boy' Tells Friend: "They'd Have To Kill Me To Get Me Out" UPDATED

UPDATED: Our source, Rebecca Marie Knox, responds to our story this morning: Please be aware,your reporter is a joke,,,he spams are accounts,acting as a friend???but is really a reporter???low lifes.....please keep my name out of your paper,your paper is a racist joke,,,bullies,,,privacy please... ... More >>

Happy Birthday, Kenny Loggins!

​Born January 7, 1948, Kenny Loggins became the poster child for soft rock radio back in the '70s, both as a solo artist and as a member of the million-selling duo Loggins and Messina. While he never was the hippest performer, his songs still made him a mainstay on the adult pop airwaves and assur ... More >>

Anthony Bourdain, Tom Colicchio to Guest on The Simpsons

Matt Selman, via TwitterAnthony Bourdain is making an appearance on The Simpsons​Who would have guessed that Springfield would become a foodie destination? The Simpsons' 23rd season will see both snarkmaster extraordinaire Anthony Bourdain and Top Chef head judge Tom Colicchio make guest appearanc ... More >>

Hamilton Forman Dead at 90

South Florida Sun-SentinelHamilton Forman (right), with sons.​Hamilton Forman, the man who was to Broward County what Montgomery Burns is to Springfield, died last night at age 90. The old man had a facility for making friends with powerful figures -- especially when it was a simple matter of writ ... More >>

At Felony Trial, Fitzroy Salesman Admits Conspiring to "Make the Shopping Experience More Enjoyable"

Flickr User: darthhellA Springfield .45 similar to the one Salesman brought to Winn-DixieThis morning, I swung by the trial of ex-Miramar Commissioner Fitzroy Salesman. Based on what I've read about the guy, he sounds like a pretty lousy citizen. Drunk driving down the wrong side of the street, then ... More >>

Last Night: Poco and Firefall at Gulfstream Park

It Doesn't Suck!

Breathe easy, Simpsons fans. The movie is eeeexcellent.

Bombs for Babies

Stephen Jordi planned to blow up abortion clinics. Does that make him a terrorist?

One-Way Street

Popped for DUI? Smile. You've just fallen victim to the DHSMV's kangaroo court.

Shearer Delight

The voice of Flanders is the voice of reason, absatively posilutely

The Gallows and the Deep

The story of the bloody, high-seas crimes and execution of smuggler Horace Alderman is a yarn worthy of Joseph Conrad. Or Quentin Tarantino.