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    November 6, 2014

    Miami Dolphins Set to Play Jets in First Divisional Game Ever in London

    The Miami Dolphins are set to become the first (of two) teams to play a divisional game in London in 2015. On Thursday, the NFL announced its trio of games that are played annually across the pond, and the Dolphins are included in that batch. The slight difference this time around is that Miami wi ... More >>

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    November 3, 2014

    Dan Marino Fixed Ryan Tannehill; Dolphins Destroy the Chargers

    The Miami Dolphins won their third-consecutive game on Sunday by thoroughly trouncing the San Diego Chargers to the tune of 37-0. It was one of the most complete beatdowns the Dolphins have handed an opponent in some time, which not only made Sunday an absolute riot but also brought us one week clo ... More >>

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    September 29, 2014

    The Dolphins Found a Team That Sucks More Than They Do

    If only the Dolphins could play the Oakland Raiders every week. But, alas. The Dolphins took their sucktitude 4,445 miles across the Atlantic to London, England, where they brought vengeance and furious anger upon the Raiders in a 38-14 slapdown win, bringing their illustrious record to 2-2. It wa ... More >>

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    September 15, 2014

    Miami Dolphins Lose All Their Running Backs in Bills Loss

    Well, it was fun while it lasted. The Miami Dolphins got their butts pounded by the Buffalo Bills on Sunday to the tune of 29-10. And while the offense did put up a little bit of a fight in the second half, it was mostly a disaster. Terrible passes, blocked punts, a kick-off returned for a TD, fou ... More >>

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    August 25, 2014

    Six Reasons Dan Marino Being Hired by the Miami Dolphins Is Great News

    The big news over the weekend was that the Miami Dolphins have finally gone ahead and hired Hall of Fame quarterback and all-time Dolphin icon Dan Marino to a front-office job. The actual title of the job is "special advisor." And while that can literally mean just about anything, all indications s ... More >>

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    August 15, 2014

    Eight Types of Miami Dolphins Fans

    The Miami Dolphins are well into the preseason, facing off against the Buccaneers in Tampa on Saturday night. And that means football season is in full swing. And while kickoff is still a couple of weeks off, people are either excited, not excited, or just don't give a crap that the Dolphins are ab ... More >>

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    July 23, 2014

    Stephen Ross Buys the W Hotel in Fort Lauderdale

    Stephen Ross doesn't want to spend his own money to renovate Sun Life Stadium because he's apparently too busy buying hotels. Specifically, Ross' New York-based Related Cos. Related Fund Management is dropping a reported $90 million to buy the W Hotel & Residences in Fort Lauderdale. The group say ... More >>

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    April 22, 2014

    Miami Dolphins Hire Ex-FBI Agent to Oversee Locker-Room Security

    In the wake of a bullying scandal that rocked the Miami Dolphins last season, the team has gone and hired an ex-FBI agent who worked in a joint terrorism task force to head its locker-room security. According to, the Fins have signed 23-year FBI veteran Joe Cicini as their locker-room secur ... More >>

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    March 24, 2014

    Richie Incognito Asked Jonathan Martin For Forgiveness on Twitter; Also Asked Ferrari For Forgiveness

    Richie Incognito apparently doesn't know when to quit. And while his heart may (or may not?) be in the right place, it looks like he's not ready to quit on publicly apologizing to everyone he seemingly angered or offended or hurt. On Twitter. The past few weeks have seen Incognito apologizing to Do ... More >>

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    February 27, 2014

    Richie Incognito's Ferrari Smashed and Vandalized With a Bat

    Somebody decided to bully Richie Incognito's $300,000 black Ferrari FF with a baseball bat. Apparently, Incognito's ride was sitting outside his Scottsdale, Arizona, home when a vandal or vandals came at it with a baseball bat and smashed and dented it. There were red shirts with Incognito's name ... More >>

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    February 20, 2014

    9 Reasons Dan Marino Should Not Take Any Front Office Jobs with the Dolphins

    Hi Dan Marino. Hi. Hello. How are you? You might not remember me, but we met last year during a Miami Dolphins presser when they unveiled their new logo and uniforms. I was the guy who walked up to you and tried asking you a question but instead only managed to say something along the lines of, "D ... More >>

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    February 18, 2014

    Dan Marino Out at CBS; Could He Be Joining Dolphins?

    CBS announced on Tuesday that former Miami Dolphin great Dan Marino will not be returning to do their Sunday pregame shows next season. Marino, who had been with the network since 2002, is now apparently out of a job. The Dolphins, meanwhile, are in serious need of a makeover, following the Incogn ... More >>

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    February 14, 2014

    Ted Wells Report Released: Richie Incognito Harassed and Bullied Teammates

    Ted Wells' independent report on the Miami Dolphins has been released, and according to the findings, Richie Incognito and at least two other players did, in fact, bully Jonathan Martin. The 148-page report says Incognito, along with teammates John Jerry and Mike Pouncey, were involved in not only ... More >>

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    February 12, 2014

    Michael Sam Would Be Welcomed by Dolphins With Open Arms, Says Stephen Ross

    Earlier this week, Missouri defensive end Michael Sam's college coach said certain NFL teams would likely not accept him as the first openly gay pro football player. And then he went and cited the Miami Dolphins by name as one of those teams. Missouri head coach Gary Pinkel singled out the Dolphins ... More >>

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    January 29, 2014

    Jonathan Martin Says He Felt Trapped with Dolphins

    Miami Dolphins offensive lineman Jonathan Martin sat down with former Colts head coach Tony Dungy to give his first interview since the alleged bullying scandal that shook the Fins' season. In the interview, which is set to air Wednesday night on NBCSN, Martin tells Dungy that he felt trapped durin ... More >>

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    January 8, 2014

    Jeff Ireland Out As Miami Dolphins General Manager

    After six long years of perpetual failure, ineptitude and building a team drenched in mediocrity, Jeff Ireland is no longer the general manager of your Miami Dolphins. The announcement that the Dolphins and Ireland had mutually agreed to part ways came Tuesday evening, one week after the NFL's so-c ... More >>

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    January 2, 2014

    Stephen Ross Lands at Miami Dolphins Training Facility in Helicopter; Is He Firing Someone?

    After a few days of pondering his next brilliant move, Stephen Ross appears to have made up his mind and moments ago landed at the Dolphins' training facility. ESPN's Adam Schefter has said numerous times on air that he believes coach Philbin's job is safe, but there is some doubt as to whether gene ... More >>

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    November 13, 2013

    NFL Tells Stephen Ross Not to Meet With Jonathan Martin

    On his Monday Night Football interview with ESPN, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross revealed that he had reached out to Jonathan Martin via text and that the two were scheduled to meet Wednesday. But the NFL has stepped in and told Ross to postpone that meeting while it investigates the bullying al ... More >>

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    November 12, 2013

    Jonathan Martin Was Fined By Teammates For Being Soft, According to Report

    As the Miami Dolphins are reeling coming off a week where they became the face of bullying in America, and then got their faces dented by the worst team in the league on Monday night, comes even more distressing news that Jonathan Martin was repeatedly fined for being soft. According to the report, ... More >>

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    October 31, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Are a Dysfunctional Mess, Apparently

    Not that this should be a shocker for a franchise that has been perpetually stuck in 7-9 purgatory, but the Miami Dolphins are coming apart at the seams. This according to the Miami Herald's Armando Salguero. In a detailed blog post, Salguero chronicles the many internal issues going on with the ... More >>

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    October 29, 2013

    Seven Best Broward Ghosts

    Broward County has been the home to many a star and celebrity. But did you also know that many of those stars and celebrities are now dead? It's true! So how about we have ourselves a seance right here on The Pulp and conjure up the spirits of the seven best ghosts that haunt Broward County? /lig ... More >>

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    October 16, 2013

    Palm Beach Gardens to Host Open House About Major-League Baseball Stadium

    Palm Beach Gardens city officials are going to try to sell the city tonight on building a $100 million spring training baseball stadium. The stadium would serve as the spring training facility for the Houston Astros and the Toronto Blue Jays. An open house is scheduled to go down tonight, when off ... More >>

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    October 8, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Bidding to Host Super Bowl in 2018

    Fresh off their defeat in trying to get public funds to renovate their stadium, the Miami Dolphins are planning to throw their hat into the ring and bid for the 2018 Super Bowl. It's that kind of up and attem! attitude that's made this football franchise the perpetual 7-9 denizens of mediocrity for ... More >>

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    October 8, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Not Invited to Bid For Super Bowl

    Earlier today, we told you about how the Miami Dolphins were going to throw their hat in the ring to bid for Super Bowl 52 in 2018. Well, not so much anymore. It looks like the NFL has officially not invited the Dolphins to bid to host the big game, handing the team their third-straight loss in ho ... More >>

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    September 18, 2013

    Palm Beach's Wealthiest Make Forbes 400 List of Filthy Rich People released its list of the 400 People Who Have So Much More Money Than You, It's Really Not Even Funny List for 2013, and Palm Beach residents are all over that thing. In all, 27 rich Palm Beachers made Forbes' list, including the Koch Twins. David Koch, the 73-year-old executive vice pre ... More >>

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    August 14, 2013

    1972 Dolphins To Be Honored at White House

    It took over 40 years, but the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only NFL team to complete a perfect season (SUCK it, Patriots!), will finally get to do that thing that championship teams do -- visit the President at the White House and give him a silly jersey. The reason the '72 Fins didn't get their White ... More >>

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    July 17, 2013

    Mike Dee Leaves the Miami Dolphins for the San Diego Padres

    He came, gave the team team a weird new logo, failed to get funds to upgrade the stadium, and had some Twitter beef with Billy Corben. And with that, the Mike Dee era with the Miami Dolphins is over. Dee, who has been the team's CEO since 2009, and captained the day-to-day business operations of t ... More >>

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    January 24, 2013

    Dolphins Stadium Deal Should Bring Training Facility Back to Miami-Dade

    Commissioners in Miami-Dade County said they want the Dolphins' Broward County operations come south of the county borderline should the they help fund the team's $400 million revamp of Sun Life Stadium. "Any public investment we entertain, we must have a return, a clear public purpose," said Mayor ... More >>

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    January 14, 2013

    Miami Dolphins Want $400 Million to Renovate Stadium but Swear They're Totally Not the Marlins

    Remember when the Florida Marlins were all, if y'all don't give us millions and millions, we're just gonna go ahead and take our ballclub somewhere else, and the City of Miami was all, nooooo here ya go! and then threw millions and millions at the Marlins and now taxpayers are stuck paying for a $51 ... More >>

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    January 7, 2013

    Stephen Ross' State of the Dolphins Address Revealed A Whole Lot of Nothing

    Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross met with local media on Monday to discuss the state of the franchise. And it was filled with clichés, talking points, and the nonsensical ramblings of a hobgoblin. In other words, it was exactly what you'd expect from a team that has gone 7-9, 7-9, 6-10 and 7-9 th ... More >>

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    December 31, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Finish 7-9 Yet Again; Somehow Jeff Ireland Is Still Employed

    In case you missed it, the Miami Dolphins got thoroughly pulverized with a sock full of pennies by the New England Patriots yesterday to the tune of 28-0, mercifully bringing the 2012 campaign to an end and ensuring yet another 7-9 season. Yet, on Black Monday -- the Monday following the regular se ... More >>

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    December 17, 2012

    Dolphins Crush Jaguars 24-3, Still Not Going to the Playoffs

    It's always nice to walk away from watching a Dolphins game and not feel like you just fell down and punctured your scrotum with your car keys. Sunday's game against the visiting Jacksonville Jaguars was such a day. Ryan Tannehill put together the best QB rating at 123.2, and completion percentage ... More >>

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    December 10, 2012

    Dolphins Lose to 49ers 27-13, Suffer Fourth-Straight Season of At Least Eight Losses

    Oh, hey. Look at that. The Dolphins lost again. At this point the inevitability of the Dolphins getting their asses pounded week in and week out, year in year out, should be old hat. These are, after all, the Miami Dolphins. And as the San Francisco 49ers punted the Fins' collective dicks to the t ... More >>

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    September 24, 2012

    Dolphins Fall in OT to the Jets

    The Miami Dolphins lost because they can no longer do the one thing this team was always only capable of doing -- kick field goals. And so the New York Jets came to town, managed to play like a sack of crap, and still pulled out the 23-20 victory, because our kicker forgot how to kick field goals, ... More >>

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    September 21, 2012

    Dolphins-Jets Might Be Blacked Out This Weekend -- UPDATED

    In probably the least surprising news ever, people don't want to pay well over $50 to go watch a mediocre football team. The result of that not-at-all-surprising news is that this weekend's showdown between the Dolphins and Jets at Sun Life Stadium is facing local TV blackouts because of a lag in ... More >>

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    September 17, 2012

    Dolphins Take Down Raiders 35-13

    Holy shit. The Dolphins won. Oh yes. They so did. The Miami Dolphins were able to go into Sunday's game against the Raiders and not do that thing where they play like a sack of ass, and were able to dismantle Oakland 35 -13, giving the FIns their first home opener victory since 2005. The win al ... More >>

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    September 7, 2012

    Miami Dolphins 2012 Season Preview: Innovators of Suck

    Your Miami Dolphins are set to kickoff the 2012 season this Sunday at Houston (a team, incidentally, they have never beaten ever in the entire existence of American tackle football history). If you haven't noticed, we're living in the golden age of pass-first football. Passing records are falling b ... More >>

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    August 21, 2012

    Dolphin's Owner Stephen Ross Donates $130K To Romney, RNC and Super Pacs

    Go long, Mittens. Miami Dolphin's owner Stephen Ross has thrown down $133,000 in donations to support the Romney campaign. A $100,000 of that has gone to the Restore Our Future super pac, while the remainder was divvied up among Romney, the Republican National Committee, the Repu ... More >>

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    August 8, 2012

    Joe Philbin Hates F-Bombs, Loves Seinfeld

    HBO's Hard Knocks featuring the Miami Dolphins debuted last night and filled us all with the inevitable feeling of false hope and overhyped enthusiasm for our shitty, shitty football team.But a reality show featuring the Fins is a nice change of pace from their old NORAD-like, supersecretive attitud ... More >>

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    December 12, 2011

    Miami Dolphins Fire Gum-Chewin', Mustache-Sportin', Field-Goal-Lovin' Tony Sparano

    Yahoo! SportsIs it fourth down yet? We gotta punt this friggin' thing.​There are three things Tony Sparano is really good at -- chewing gum, wearing a mustache, and sending in the field-goal unit.Apparently none of those help the Miami Dolphins win football games, so he's out at head coach.Ass ... More >>

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    January 8, 2011

    Five Quarterback Options For the Miami Dolphins

    flickr.comCould Vince Young be the QB of the future in Miami?​A lot of things are up in the air for the Miami Dolphins this off-season. There are serious question about the general manager, the head coach, the starting running backs, and, of course, the quarterback position.For a little while, it ... More >>

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    January 7, 2011

    Miami Dolphins Stadium Renovation: A Field of Schemes

    Dolphins owner Stephen Ross, left, with Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler and Ron Book, second from right. To the left of Book is his daughter Lauren, and that's apparently Jimmy Buffett in the middle. ​I think it's safe to say that the Miami Dolphins' plan to soak Broward taxpaye ... More >>

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    January 7, 2011

    Sheriff's Top Political Aide Defends Criminally Charged Krafts

    You may not expect much drama and controversy out of a Coral Springs/Parkland Democratic Club meeting, but you got some last night. The night was meant for Broward Public Defender Howard Finkelstein, who gave a very successful speech, but the drama arrived in the form of Sheriff Al Lamberti and his ... More >>

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    December 1, 2010

    Sky Magazine Gives 32-Page Wet Kiss to Palm Beach County

    Sky magazineYou might need a shower after reading this.​Palm Beach County, we hardly knew ye. Mesmerized by the hundreds of empty condos, parade of jail-bird politicians, foreclosure crisis, and pill mills, we've overlooked your many charms. Thankfully, Delta's Sky magazine dedicated 32 glorious p ... More >>

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    January 8, 2010

    Dolphins' Celebrity Owners Will Sell You a Roof Now

    A cast of celebrities who are now minority owners in our Miami Dolphins aren't ready to let Land Shark Stadium lose its cachet as a Super Bowl destination. Yesterday, team management made a pitch to the South Florida media in hopes of convincing local governments to subsidize $250 million in renovat ... More >>

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    January 4, 2010

    Morning Juice: Merhige Caught in Long Key; Dolphins Lose Quarterbacks, Playoff Bid

    ​The holidays are over, and a new year is upon us. Let's see what 2010 has in store for the local news.Jupiter's Thanksgiving massacre suspect, Paul Michael Merhige, was found Saturday night in a hotel room in Long Key, after the hotelkeepers saw an ad for America's Most Wanted displaying Merhige' ... More >>

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    August 10, 2009

    Despite Massive Losses, Related Wants to Keep Building in West Palm

    Photo by C.StilesCityPlace South Tower is now in foreclosure.​Miami-based real estate giant The Related Group has struggled to weather the housing bust, watching its massive Icon Brickell condo project on Biscayne Bay sit largely empty, while its CityPlace South Tower in West Palm Beach goes into ... More >>

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    January 5, 2009

    Morning Juice: Mideast Protesters 'Lame,' Powerball 'Idiot Tax' On Sale, Bill Parcells Is a Fool

    South Florida Protest of Mideast Violence Punctuated by 'Lame' InsultsSupporters of Palestine and Israel spent the day yesterday hurling "half-assed" insults at each other at Bayfront Park during a really "lame-o" protest of the recent Mideast violence. These poorly prepared cracks included "Go back ... More >>

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    December 8, 2008

    Bad News For Ex-Sun Sentinel Employees?

    Look, I don't know exactly what this means, but I'm blatantly parroting a Tribune-related post from LA Observed that ran on the other side of the continent. LA-O found this passage in Tribune's bankruptcy filings: How are severance payments affected? All ongoing severance paym ... More >>

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