Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods Featured on US Weekly Cover With A Not-At-All Awkward Headline

Tiger Woods has been kicking ass in golf again lately, and yada yada yada he and new girlfriend Lindsey Vonn (she's a skier!) are on the latest cover of US Weekly which features one of their not-at-all-awkward Facebook photos. See also: -Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Make Relationship Official Via F ... More >>

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Make Relationship Official Via Facebook

In case you haven't been paying attention -- and pfft why wouldn't you? -- Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn (she's a skier!) were rumored to have been an item for the last few months. But Vonn wouldn't confirm, so everyone was left to speculation and hearsay because it's tough having to get through an ... More >>

Obama and Tiger Woods Play Round of Golf in Palm City

Being president is tough. You have to fix everything, congress is constantly blocking every decision you make, and people and news networks accuse you of being a dirty socialist tyrant all the live long day. But then you also get to play golf with Tiger Woods, so it all evens out. Barack Obama met ... More >>

Dave Hyde, the Sun Sentinel, and the Crap State of South Florida Sports Journalism

The Sun Sentinel's Dave Hyde picked the wrong damned time to coddle Dan Marino. Five days before the New York Post broke the Marino love-child story, Hyde wrote a piece on the Dolphins quarterback's work with autism. And that's cool. However, the first paragraph in that column read thusly: People ... More >>

Banner Calling Sheriff Bradshaw a Thief to Fly Over Honda Classic

​When Tiger Woods tees off at the Honda Classic golf tournament in Palm Beach Gardens today, a sign of local political rancor will be flying over his head.An airplane banner proclaiming "The Sheriff Is a Thief -- PBSOTalk.com" is slated to circle over PGA National, after making appearances at the ... More >>

Oversexed in South Florida: The Full Results of Our Sex Survey (NSFW)

​If you've given a read to this week's cover story in New Times, you know we South Floridians like our kinks. OK, maybe you knew that already. But the results from our first sex survey give credence to what we already knew about our heated-up libidos. The full results, culled from the 479 entries, ... More >>

Food Fights: Tiger Woods and the Curious Incident of the Dawg

​A 31-year-old man threw a hot dog at Tiger Woods at yesterday's golf tournament at CordeValle in San Martin, California, as he ran toward the seventh green. The motive is unclear: perhaps a phallic reference to Woods' epic infidelities? Woods was getting ready for his putt, said the golfer.  ... More >>

Hack-a-Shaq: The Former Basketball Superstar Wages Digital War Against an Ex-Con Computer Geek

Michelle Braun, Former Madam to the Stars, Charged in Boiler-Room Bust

Braun's BSO mug shot: A tad less glamorous than her madam days.​A former madam to the stars who supplied porn actresses and Playboy models to Tiger Woods for threesomes was arrested in South Florida this week. Michelle Braun, 33, is suspected of running a Fort Lauderdale-based boiler-room operatio ... More >>

Ed Napleton Goes to YouTube After Story on His DUI Arrest Disappears From Palm Beach Post Site

PBSOEd Napleton: What does he have to do to put you in a brand-new car today?​A few months before Jose Lambiet left the Palm Beach Post for a more lucrative gig at Radar Online, he broke a story about the DUI arrest of Ed Napleton, who owns auto dealerships in the West Palm area and happens to be ... More >>

Jose Canseco's Pathetic Life Story Now Available In Taiwanese Animation

via Next Media Animation​You probably remember that ridiculous story yesterday, about Jose Canseco sending his twin brother Ozzie to fight in his place at a celebrity boxing match. Well, like the Tiger Woods scandal, Charlie Sheen's antics and many other ridiculous stories about American celebriti ... More >>

Q&A: Weird Al Yankovic Skewers Pop Culture at Mizner Park

Notorious Swinger Tiger Woods Moving to Town

Flickr: voguemarie​Not all the kinky rich guys in America live in Palm Beach County, but they will after Tiger Woods finalizes what looks like a permanent relocation from his scandal-tainted Orlando-area digs. Page2Live is reporting that Woods' business manager has bought a 7,000-square-foot home ... More >>

The Machine Revisits Pink Floyd at Revolution

Disgraced Politicos Who Should've Stayed Hidden

Mark Foley is baack.​Now that former U.S. Congressman Mark Foley has begun his unembarrassed return to Republican politics, it's tempting to recall the many other disgraced Floridians who perhaps should have stayed hidden longer. Blithely ignoring the infamy of their scandals, these public figures ... More >>

Invasion of "Privacy": Tiger's Wife Heads for Palm Beach

Flickr: thelastminuteIf this boat's rockin', don't come knockin'.​As Tiger Woods tunes up for the Masters, Mrs. Tiger Woods has left the couple's Orlando-area home for a trip to Palm Beach -- specifically, to hop aboard Privacy, the yacht docked there.Before leaving shore, Elin Nordegen had better ... More >>

PETA Backtracks on Neutering Tiger; Juice Has List of Alternates

​People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has scrapped plans for a billboard featuring Tiger Woods ("Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing"), meant to encourage the spaying and neutering of pet kitties. They'd planned to debut the billboard in Tiger's hometown of  Windemere, Florida. But ... More >>

Tiger Woods Sending His Air Force to Haiti; But What About His Navy?

Photo by Ralph NotaroTiger Woods' yacht, "Privacy"​In what must be a pure coincidence, famous Floridians with a battered public image have sprung into action at reports of Haiti's crisis. Tiger Woods, it seems, it just a little slower to react than Charlie Crist. On his Twitter feed, hip-hop mogul ... More >>

Top Five Local Sports Figures Of The Year

flickr.comSerena has had a firey year.​It's been quite an exciting year for South Florida sports fans. There hasn't been a large number of successes (no teams got out of the first round of the playoffs), but we have had veterans looking young again, one unbelievably talented basketball player, a f ... More >>

For Tiger's Ex-Mistresses: Metal Detecting Sandals?

Uchitel in Louboutins, which also attract precious metal.​Long walks on the beach just got a lot more profitable. In time for a new year in which we're all casting around for ways to offset dwindling cash flow, Hammacher Schlemmer has introduced the perfect accoutrement for beachcombing snowbirds, ... More >>

Tiger Woods' Alleged Mistress Still in Palm Beach

flickr user: Tim Farris​As the paparazzi continue to hunt for Tiger Woods (and I do mean hunt -- tabloids have offered at least one New Times reporter hundreds of dollars for news tips about the golf star, and hundreds of thousands for photos), his alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel has been venturi ... More >>

Tiger Woods at the Everglades Club? Fat Chance.

Flickr user: cliff1066™Why would Tiger go to the Everglades?​As the gossip pages buzz with rumors that Tiger Woods was partying with his alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, this weekend at the Everglades Club on Palm Beach, it's time for a reality check.First, Palm Beach's oldest and most exclusiv ... More >>

Tiger Woods' Boat Never Left Dock in Palm Beach, Sources Say

Photographer Ralph Notaro says he shot this photo yesterday of Woods' boat at its dock, where it has been for weeks.​By now you've probably heard that Tiger Woods set sail on his boat Privacy from its dock in North Palm Beach, likely hoping to put all those headlines about his affairs in his wake. ... More >>

Outernational Sounds

Thievery Corporation's stylistic spin spans the globe.

Hole in One for 4-Year-Old Boy From Boca

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Will Tiger Make His Return in South Florida?

Woods: He hit ball good.Miami's Doral Golf Resort & Spa certainly hopes so. There's been speculation that Tiger Woods would return from his knee surgery at the course's WGC-CA Championship March 12-15 -- almost a month before the Masters is to begin. But at this weekend's Allianz Championships i ... More >>

If this Cooking is Light, I Don’t Wanna Be Wrong

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New Dogs, Old Tricks

The future of dog racing clouds a classic race

Paging Freaks

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Party Pooper

The Wii's latest pool game is a cue stick in the mud

Channel Surfing

There's more than one way to play with your Wii.

See Prehistoric Giant Sloth Here!

Dave Hyde Strikes Again

Yahoo For Tiger

G Love

We found him -- South Florida's biggest Kenny G Fan

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On the Ball

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Residents of South Middle River fear that budget cuts might send them spiraling back to crime and crack

Teed Off

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The Whitest Greens

Augusta refugees will find everything they want -- and everyone they don't -- at many of South Florida's private clubs

Anarchy in the W.K.

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Ch-a-a-rge It!

You thought there was a problem with Broward credit cards? Get this.

Don’t Get Holidazed!

Holiday Gift Guide 2001

Short Cuts

Night & Day

January 8-14, 1998