Tim Tebow

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    November 21, 2014

    Nine Reasons Denver Broncos Fans Are the Worst

    The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't. Not us. Not here. Instead, we' ... More >>

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    March 5, 2014

    Keith Olbermann Needs to Lighten the Hell Up About Media Coverage of LeBron's 61-Point Game

    ESPN Large Talking Head Person Keith Olbermann went on his show last night to wag his tsk-tsk finger at the media for hyperboling LeBron James' 61-point performance on Monday night. In a segment called "The Greatest Game Ever Played... for One Day," Olbermann comes full circle on GRANDPA IS MAKING ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2014

    Seven Things Every FSU Fan Will Do Tonight

    Today is a very special day for FSU fans. No, Tim Tebow still won't eat those poison apples we keep sending him, but tonight the Seminoles face Auburn for the national title. And if you couldn't tell by the way we reacted to Jameis Winston's trial, nothing is more important to us than football. I ... More >>

  • News

    December 26, 2013
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    October 17, 2013
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    September 16, 2013

    Tim Tebow Offered $1 Million to Play in Russian Football League

    So it's come down to this for Tim Tebow. A Russian pro football team is reportedly offering the former Florida Gator star turned failed NFL experiment Tim Tebow $1 million for two games. And Tebow is said to be interested. Also, yes, there's such a thing as Russian pro football, apparently.

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2013

    Frank Cerabino, Palm Beach Post Columnist, Asks Tebow to Take State Office in Dumbest Column Ever

    Usually, we go easy on columnist Frank Cerabino. The Palm Beach Post soothsayer, who looks like he should be ensconced in a cubicle somewhere selling insurance, seems like a nice guy. And, make no mistake, it's harder than it looks to write five 700-word columns per week -- and be funny on top of i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 6, 2013

    18 Reasons Why Gators Fans Are the Worst

    Ah. Gators fans. They smell. They're loud. They drink cheap beer. They love to wear jorts. They love mullets. And they're set to invade Sun Life Stadium for the big showdown with the Hurricanes on Saturday afternoon like an orange STD, infecting every crevice of South Florida like a horde of tooth ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 17, 2013

    Mike Dee Leaves the Miami Dolphins for the San Diego Padres

    He came, gave the team team a weird new logo, failed to get funds to upgrade the stadium, and had some Twitter beef with Billy Corben. And with that, the Mike Dee era with the Miami Dolphins is over. Dee, who has been the team's CEO since 2009, and captained the day-to-day business operations of t ... More >>

  • News

    May 16, 2013
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    May 14, 2013

    FAU's James Tracy Mistakenly Yells at Boston Globe Intern, Thinks She's a Reporter

    James Tracy thinks journalists get a lot of things wrong. He thinks journalists mindlessly ingest whatever false narrative the U.S. government provides and plop it into the news inches as fact. He thinks journalism is corrupt. He thinks journalism is incompetent. He thinks journalism is weak. But a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 13, 2013

    Rick Ross Feud: The Battle Over Who Will Own

    Men speaking in strange tongues call Rick Ross late in the night and ask him questions involving matters he has no knowledge of. In English more broken than Tim Tebow's NFL chances, they ply him for info on his next ill beat. They croon how much they love his jam. Then, the white, 60-year-old cul ... More >>

  • News

    May 9, 2013
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    April 30, 2013

    Tim Tebow Considering Being Part of South Florida Morning Radio

    A day after Tim Tebow was released by the New York Jets for not quarterbacking good, he's already getting the post-playing-days job offers. And by that, we mean radio. Big 105.9 FM's the Paul and Young Ron Morning Show have offered Tebow a gig on their morning-drive radio program. And, according Pa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 27, 2013

    Tim Tebow Wimped Out, Says Texas Preacher Who Spreads Hate

    Last week, we told you about how Tim Tebow was slated to speak at gay-hating, Muslim-hating, Jew-hating Texas preacher Robert Jeffress' megachurch but then dropped out of doing so after suddenly realizing Jeffress was such a hateful dude. But the First Baptist Dallas Church pastor ain't sitting idl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2013

    Tim Tebow Cancels Speaking at Gay-Hating Church

    Tim Tebow got Catfished by the First Baptist Dallas Church! On Tuesday, we told you about how Jesus Football Tim Tebow was slated to speak at the Gay-Hating, Jew-Hating, Muslim-Hating, but Christianity-Is-All-About-Love First Baptist Dallas Church. The church is led by the very Christ-like Rev. Ro ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 19, 2013

    Tim Tebow to Speak at Gay-Hating Reverend's Church

    Former Florida Gator star quarterback and God's favorite football player, Tim Tebow, will be doing that thing where he talks about how Jesus is his homeboy at the First Baptist Dallas Church on April 28. And that's cool, if you're into that sort of thing. Problem is, the First Baptist Dallas Churc ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2012

    Dolphins Demolish Jets, Lose Tannehill to Injury

    Rex Ryan wanted his New York Jets to put hot sauce on Reggie Bush. He then demanded an apology from Bush when Reggie dared talk back. LaRon Landry then told the media that Reggie would remember the hit he took in Week 3, saying, "I'm not going to stop hitting or headhunting. I'm not going to stop th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 31, 2012

    Clint Eastwood Talking to a Chair Is the Most Old-Person Thing to Ever Happen in Florida

    There was a lot speculation on who the big supersecret "surprise" speaker at the RNC would be. Would it be Sarah Palin? Tim Tebow? A hologram of Ronald Reagan? Perhaps a James Polk puppet? WRONG. Because, as it turns out, the big secret surprise guest that got all the GOPers in a tizzy wa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 13, 2012

    The Other Potential Dolphins Quarterback: What Happens if Peyton Manning Doesn't Pick Florida?

    ​Who the hell knows where former Colts quarterback Peyton Manning is going to end up. With sports reporters wildly repeating whatever their perpetually unnamed sources are telling them, we've heard the Miami Dolphins' hopes of landing the star are "losing steam," that it's a two-horse race between ... More >>

  • News

    February 16, 2012
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    February 3, 2012

    Rick Scott Ranked Only Slightly Less Loathsome Than Jerry Sandusky

    ​The writers over at the Beast -- manic, vulgar folks who once prank-called embattled Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker pretending to be a Koch brother -- have released their annual "50 Most Loathsome Americans" list, and Gov. Rick Scott is featured prominently at number 18.The list describes him as "th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 10, 2012

    Allen West Says Military Leaders Should Be "Very Careful" About Following Orders

    In Rep. Allen West's view of the military, there's apparently a choice to follow orders handed down to you.Everyone's pretty aware of West's "incident" in Iraq, but now he's saying other people in the military should "be careful" about following orders, or possibly quitting because they don't like w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 16, 2011

    Tebow Finds Cocaine in a Suitcase at Orlando Airport; Unfortunately, Tebow Is a Dog

    Orange County JailMorales Castro​If Florida's rivers were to fill with molten gold tomorrow and a rainbow of cotton candy stretched from Key West to Gainesville over herds of running unicorns, we'd probably all think Tim Tebow did it. At least, that's what one could deduce from the wild cheers the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 7, 2011

    Tim Tebow More Popular in Florida Than God is Nationwide, According to Poll Results​Tim Tebow is quite possibly more popular than God Himself -- at least, he may be in Florida.The former Florida Gator, Heisman Trophy winner, two-time BCS national champion, and current Denver Broncos quarterback is viewed favorably by 59 percent of Floridians, according to su ... More >>

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    October 20, 2011
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    June 15, 2011

    Best Sports Bust: Chad Henne -- An Explanation

    sportsgreed.comChad Henne: New Times' Best Sports Bust.​New Times Best of Broward-Palm Beach edition is here, folks.If you noticed that Miami Dolphins quarterback Chad Henne took the cake for biggest sports bust, you might wonder if we're second-guessing our selection of Henne over LeChoke LeBron ... More >>

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    January 8, 2011

    Five Quarterback Options For the Miami Dolphins

    flickr.comCould Vince Young be the QB of the future in Miami?​A lot of things are up in the air for the Miami Dolphins this off-season. There are serious question about the general manager, the head coach, the starting running backs, and, of course, the quarterback position.For a little while, it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 28, 2010

    Fainting 11-Year-Old a Sign that Fitness Council Needs to Work Harder

    FlickrTebow: Nothing in the bible that says you have to attend all the Fitness Council events.​Isn't the Florida Council on Physical Fitness supposed to whip the state's kids into shape? If so, it's a bad sign when an 11-year-old boy faints in the Capitol -- while attending an event for the Counci ... More >>

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    April 23, 2010

    Entries From the Tim Tebow Haiku Contest

    Some poetry is so good (or bad), it makes Tebow cry.​It's true, after all the debate and speculation, Florida's favorite son and future governor, Tim Tebow, was drafted in the first round last night. He was the 25th overall selection, taken by the Denver Broncos.Now the Denver Post is holding a Ti ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 14, 2010

    Video: Jerry Jones Says Bill Parcells Is "Not Worth a Sh*t"

    Bill Parcells, the Dolphins' executive vice president of football operations, is "not worth a shit." At least that's what his former boss, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, was caught slurring on a shaky phone camera in video originally posted by Deadspin.The conversation starts when an unidentifie ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2010

    Presenting This Year's Banned Super Bowl Commercials

    As the host of this year's Super Bowl, some South Florida blog owes America the chance to see the commercials that were deemed too hot for the big game. Or to put it another way, these are commercials that were ditched in the same year that Tim Tebow and his mom were given permission to make a bunch ... More >>

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    January 7, 2010

    Why South Florida Should Be Rooting for Texas and NOT Alabama Tonight

    flickr.comNick Saban lied to, then abandoned South Florida.​There are dozens of reasons South Floridians should be cheering for the University of Texas in tonight's BCS National Championship game. Now, I'll admit I'm not completely objective on the subject, but I want to convince you, South Florid ... More >>

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    January 5, 2010

    Top Five Orange Bowl Moments of the Decade

    flickr.comTebow's finest hour came at the BCS championship game in 2009.​Since Bucknell beat Miami in 1935, the annual Orange Bowl has provided some of the best moments of every college football season. Starting in the '90s, the game also provided a few national championships. Though the game hasn ... More >>

  • Music

    October 29, 2009

    Stumbling Toward Ecstasy

    Or at least the next bar.

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2009

    In Honor of Tim Tebow: 10 Great Football Careers Ended By Concussions No pressure, Tim, it's only your brain. ​Though the University of Florida and coach Urban Meyer have been nothing but careful with their words, I don't think there was ever really a doubt that Tim Tebow would play in tonight's big game against LSU. This, just two weeks rem ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 7, 2009

    Statewide Tebow Crush Now Officially Creepy

    Florida is utterly besotted with Florida Gators QB Tim Tebow. The latest demonstration is Tebow's being appointed by Gov. Charlie Crist to co-chair the Council on Physical Fitness. It's gotten so bad, that I defy you to get a perfect score on the True-False test below. Click on the link if you belie ... More >>

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    February 26, 2009

    Florida's "Mt. Rushmore of Sports" Is Shaky

    It started around Presidents' Day. ESPN has been picking the "Mt. Rushmore of Sports" in every state, then choosing the top five states. This week, it decided Illinois had the best mountain, with Michael Jordan, Ernie Banks, Walter Payton, and Mike Ditka. Hard to argue those guys aren't Da Best. Flo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2009

    Live Blogging from the BCS National Championship Game

    As any blog reader knows, live blogs are the current way of the future. And any journalist who wants to keep his job embraces the latest way of the future. So...welcome to the first ever LIVE BLOG in Juice history. I secured my spot in the press booth months ago, when it looked ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2009

    Gators Binge, Purge, Intend to Repeat

    For an encore, Tim Tebow will rescue a kitten from the top floor of a burning skyscraper.Judging by the large number of blue and orange-adorned ticket holders puking in the parking lot, it was great to be a Gator last night. The Super Bowl of college football featured jets and fireworks and gazillio ... More >>

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    January 9, 2009

    Congratulations Gators, God Loves You Most

    I bet on Florida (-3) in the national championship game. That's right, I actually sort of like the Gators now that Spurrier long gone, and I've always been partial to the SEC. It was just a friendly wager with a friend, though, and by the middle of the game I was sort of pulling for Oklahoma. Why? ... More >>