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Tony Parker

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2014

    Dwyane Wade Flop: Are Heat Better Without Him?

    Dwyane Wade has been fined $5,000 for his Game 2 flop against the San Antonio Spurs. And deservedly so. The NBA says flopping is illegal, and has tried to curb the act by fining players when they do. And Wade's Game 2 flop was a doozy. (The league issued a $5000 fine) Although it came against Manu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 9, 2014

    LeBron James Redefines #LeBroning as Heat Ties Finals 1-1

    After he was forced out of Game 1 with cramps and had to be carried to the bench by Heat trainers, the Twittersphere began mocking LeBron James with a viral #LeBroning hashtag that showed people being carried in pain. In Game 2, LeBron took #LeBroning and bent it, torqued it, crushed it, and molded ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2014

    Miami Heat Loses Game 1 to Broken Air Conditioner

    The Spurs needed 90 percent shooting in the fourth quarter and the aid of a machine to beat LeBron James and the Miami Heat 110-95 Thursday night in San Antonio. The Heat took control of Game 1 in the third quarter of the NBA Finals matchup against the San Antonio Spurs. Miami's blitzkrieg defense ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 5, 2014

    33 Questions for the Miami Heat's Finals Rematch Against the San Antonio Spurs

    Well. Here we are. The two best teams in the world ready to square off tonight at 9 on ABC. This 2014 NBA Finals is a rematch of last year's Finals between the Miami Heat and the San Antonio Spurs. And it promises to be a doozy. With the series kicking off tonight and Vegas fluctuating between ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 30, 2014

    Ten Reasons LeBron James Is the Most Clutch Player in the NBA, And Why The Narrative That He Isnt Is The Dumbest Thing In Sports

    The internet is full of stupid. You know this. We know this. But The Stupid doesn't shine quite as bright as when LeBron James and the Miami Heat lose a single playoff game. The Stupid was strong all day Thursday, following the Heat's Game 5 loss to the Indiana Pacers. Mainly, because, with the gam ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 21, 2013

    MIAMI HEAT ARE 2013 NBA CHAMPIONS!

    After a gut-wrenching series that featured ups and downs and had all our balls in our stomachs, the Miami Heat has completed its quest for back-to-back championships and defeated the San Antonio Spurs in an epic Game 7. LeBron James brought the devastation, scoring 37 points, grabbing 12 rebounds, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 19, 2013

    Miami Heat Storms Back Against Spurs in Epic Game 6 Comeback

    Seven seconds. The Miami Heat was seven seconds away from losing its NBA crown and watching the San Antonio Spurs celebrate a championship on its home court. Heat fans were seven seconds away from having their hearts ripped out of their chests and their souls condemned to a weary and sullen existe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2013

    Heat Get Torched by Spurs Again, Are One Loss Away From Elimination

    Just as it was in Game 3 of these roller coaster NBA Finals, the San Antonio Spurs caught fire in Game 5, and torched the Miami Heat with a 60 percent shooting performance that has the world champs at the brink of total destruction. The series switches back to Miami (finally!), and the Heat will n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2013

    LeBron James Obliterates Tiago Splitter With a Devastating Block, Leads Heat to 1-1 Series Tie

    With the Heat facing the prospect of having to travel to San Antonio down 0-2 in their best-of-seven NBA Finals series, Miami found itself in its most must-win game of the season on Sunday night. The Spurs had come off a gut-punching victory over Miami in Game 1, highlighted by a Tony Parker's circ ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2013

    Miami Heat Chokes Away Game One Against Spurs

    The Miami Heat were off to a fast start in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. From the tip-off, they controlled the tempo, played strong defense, and actually hit open J's. And then the fourth quarter happened. And the Heat suddenly morphed into a bunch of assholes in sneakers. And the Spurs' Tony Parker ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2013

    Eight Reasons San Antonio Is the Worst Place Ever

    So last night didn't exactly go as planned. Thanks to some Globetrotter gymnastics on the part of Tony Parker, San Antonio took the lead in the NBA finals 1-0. Something certainly kick-started the old-ass Spurs on the court. It might have just been the fact that they were playing for all the marbles ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2013

    Chris Bosh, Miami Heat Take Down San Antonio Spurs Without LeBron James and Dwyane Wade

    Prior to Sunday's big-time-holy-crap-it's-maybe-a-possible-NBA-Finals-preview game against the mighty San Antonio Spurs, Miami Heat Head Coach Erik Spoelstra announced that the team would be without LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Mario Chalmers. All three were apparently dinged up and in need of re ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 19, 2012

    Top 10 Miami Heat Haters in the Media

    The Miami Heat will begin their NBA title defense next week. It's been a harrowing journey since the Big Three came together in the Summer of 2010. The whole world watched and hated and delighted when they failed to beat the Dallas Mavericks in the NBA Finals. Then they were forced to eat it hard w ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 28, 2011

    ESPN Censors Anonymous Player's Comments About Dwyane Wade's Divorce

    ‚ÄčEvery month, ESPN the Magazine has one professional athlete ("Player X") write an anonymous column about some topic of the day. Recently, an NBA player wrote about the phenomenon of infidelity among basketball players. Among the bits of insight: "The caliber of the women is just ridiculous. When ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 1, 2009

    Dull Like a Fox

    San Antonio is more entertaining than you think

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    October 18, 2007

    It’s Tony Parker’s World

    We just buy his jersey

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    February 10, 2005
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