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Tony Sparano

  • Blogs

    August 20, 2013

    The 17 Worst Things To Happen To the Miami Dolphins

    The Miami Dolphins just recently lost their big-time free agent acquisition, tight end, Dustin Keller, to a horrific injury that tore the ACL, PCL, and MCL in his left knee. It's just the latest in many horrific blows that have nut-punched this team for over a decade. Some would say the team is cu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2012

    Miami Dolphins at New York Jets Preview

    The last time the Dolphins met the Jets, in Week 3, Reggie Bush had to leave the game with a knee injury, Derrelle Revis tore his ACL, Ryan Tannehill threw a back-breaking pick-6, and Dan Carpenter forgot how to kick field goals. The Jets won in OT 23-20. Since then, the two teams have engaged in a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 15, 2012

    Dolphins Defeat Rams 17-14, Are Now Tied For First Place In Their Division

    The Dolphins are 3-3 and locked into a four-way tie with the rest of the AFC East. Which means either the Dolphins are good again, or the AFC East really, really sucks. Either way. While 3-3 is as mediocre as it gets in the NFL, it's still a vast improvement from the dog shit canon that used to be ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 24, 2012

    Dolphins Fall in OT to the Jets

    The Miami Dolphins lost because they can no longer do the one thing this team was always only capable of doing -- kick field goals. And so the New York Jets came to town, managed to play like a sack of crap, and still pulled out the 23-20 victory, because our kicker forgot how to kick field goals, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 21, 2012

    Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets Preview

    The New York Jets head into town this weekend for TonySparanoRevengeTour2012. Both teams come into the week at 1-1 in a four-way tie between all teams in the AFC East which very much means that the winner of this game could potentially be in in first place heading into Week 4. Both the Jets and Dol ... More >>

  • News

    December 22, 2011
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    December 12, 2011

    Miami Dolphins Fire Gum-Chewin', Mustache-Sportin', Field-Goal-Lovin' Tony Sparano

    Yahoo! SportsIs it fourth down yet? We gotta punt this friggin' thing.​There are three things Tony Sparano is really good at -- chewing gum, wearing a mustache, and sending in the field-goal unit.Apparently none of those help the Miami Dolphins win football games, so he's out at head coach.Ass ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2011

    FAU Rated as Second-Worst Team in College Football; ESPN Likens Owls to Charlie Sheen

    achtungtshirt.wordpress.comFAU's new playbook.​Despite the fact that just over half of our readers predicted the Florida Atlantic University Owls would win a game this year before the Miami Dolphins, the nearly 27 percent who thought both teams would go without a win this year may be on the right ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2011

    Chad Henne Found in Bahamas Dancing With Fake Boobs

    TMZ​Dolphins fans haven't seen moves like this from Chad Henne since... yeah, never. Nor is he usually that calm under pressure. Yes, NFL players are currently locked out, and even if that weren't the case, Henne's job would be in jeopardy. But the robotic one was spotted this week in the Bahamas, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 7, 2011

    Miami Dolphins Stadium Renovation: A Field of Schemes

    Dolphins owner Stephen Ross, left, with Fort Lauderdale Mayor Jack Seiler and Ron Book, second from right. To the left of Book is his daughter Lauren, and that's apparently Jimmy Buffett in the middle. ​I think it's safe to say that the Miami Dolphins' plan to soak Broward taxpaye ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 4, 2011

    Ricky Williams' Criticism of Coach Tony Sparano Caps Off a Long List of Ricky Williams Oddities

    Photo from hogwild.netRicky became the subject of many pot PhotoShop jobs.​If there's one thing that Dolphins running back Ricky Williams has been, it's unconventional. He lived on a beach in Australia, played football in Toronto in part so he could do a side job as a yoga instructor, appeared on ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 10, 2010

    Five Nice Things Tony Sparano Said About Chad Henne the Day He Benched Him

    flickr.comIn Pennington we trust?​With the Dolphins 4-4 at the halfway point in the season, head coach Tony Sparano announced today that starting quarterback Chad Henne will be benched this week in favor of former savior (and two-time comeback player of the year), Chad Pennington. (Insert "hanging ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2010

    Bill Parcells May Have Been Fired, and He May Have Deserved It

    flickr.com​This week brought news that Bill Parcells is leaving his post as vice president of football operations for the Dolphins. Upon closer inspection, it sure seems like the Tuna was given the hook. And though he's nothing short of a football legend -- and it might sound almost sacrilegious t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 3, 2010

    Chad Henne Outplayed by Backups -- His and the Cowboys

    Photo from drunkathlete.comHenne, back in his Michigan days.​Earlier this week, as the Dolphins were getting ready to play the Cowboys in last night's exhibition game, starting QB Chad Henne described to the media what he hoped to do.Well, I mean, I definitely want to come out with a lot of pluses ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2010

    Ricky Williams is "Reconsidering" Retiring After 2010 Season

    flickr.com​At last night's South Florida premiere of his new documentary, Run Ricky Run, the Dolphins running back told a crowd of family, friends, fans, teammates, and coaches that he is "reconsidering" his decision to retire at the end of the 2010 season."My coach and general manager are here, s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 31, 2009

    Top Five Dolphins of the Decade

    flickr.comPennington may have been the best Phins QB of the decade, but he only played one year.​Without a doubt, this has been the worst decade on record for one of the winning-est franchises in league history. It started with Jimmy Johnson retiring and Dan Marino following suit not long after. T ... More >>

  • News

    December 17, 2009
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    December 17, 2009

    Proof that Dolphins Coach Tony Sparano Does Have a Sense of Humor

    While working on this profile of Dolphins coach Tony Sparano, people kept swearing that the guy had a great sense of humor. It was hard to see, considering his normal grumpy demeanor in press conferences and most public appearances in general. But then I watched the clip above of Sparano hamming it ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 4, 2009

    Larry King Returns to Dolphins Broadcast Booth This Weekend;

    Flickr: ulloasullivanLarry King: Old enough to be Shula's grandpa​Welcome back to South Florida football, Larry King! In advance of your color commentary during the first half of this weekend's game between the Dolphins and Patriots, Juice thought it would help get you up to speed about how our ar ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2009

    Mo-mentum Shift: The 'Stache That Saved the Dolphins

    MiamiDolphins.comCheck out the whiskers on that Wildcat!​It may be a little early to anoint Tony Sparano the savior of the franchise, but at the very least he's made the Dolphins fun to watch again. And he definitely un-did the damage to a previously proud tradition of upper-lip hair inflicted by ... More >>

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    July 30, 2009
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    January 20, 2009

    Huizenga Defeats Obama

    In a press release just sent out over the wires, the Miami Dolphins announced that Stephen M. Ross now owns 95 percent of the franchise and Dolphin Stadium. Combined with the 50 percent of the team Ross purchased last February, Ross and Wayne Huizenga officially sealed the deal on an additiona ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2008

    Do You (Not) Believe in Miracles?

    The Miami Dolphins beat the Jets Sunday to win the division and make it to the playoffs. It's a great achievement for a team that went 1-15 last year and a nice gift for the fans. But a miracle? That's what a headline on the the Sun-Sentinel's front page called it this morning -- a " ... More >>

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    November 10, 2008
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    September 4, 2008

    A Jet All the Way

    It’s Favre v. Pennington in the land of the hanging chad

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