U.S. Navy SEALs

Letters for January 6-12, 2005

Oh My Geish!

Do the Hustle

How a slick-talking drifter took America's Venice for a ride

Get Lefty

They may have lost a friend, but a new one's coming

Game Boys

What do you get when you mix guaraná, computers, assault rifles, and explosives? A fragger's paradise.

SEAL Appeal

Antoine Fuqua and Bruce Willis lend nobility to brutes

Whoop-ass Woman

In Yelena Pawela's self-defense classes, a pencil or a car key can become lethal weapons

Wally's War

Walter Philbrick's Hollywood lair is the one-stop shop for all your post-9/11 needs - and home to some truly odd characters

Deerfield Firm Invents Pressure Washer for Dirty Pirates

Most pirates need a shower. But they don't want a shower. Especially not the kind offered by the Nemesis 5000. That's the brand name of the pirate deterrent technology pioneered by SAFE Solutions, a private security company based in Deerfield Beach.You can see the Nemesis in the video above. SAFE, f ... More >>

Top Five Memes in a Post-Osama Bin Laden World

​Osama bin Laden is dead, and America is rejoicing. The al Qaeda leader was shot down by Navy Seals in a mansion near the Pakistani capital of Islamabad late Sunday night. This came almost ten years to the day that the official manhunt began, and many are crediting President Barack Obama with the ... More >>

It Was a "Kill Operation" All the Way

The story of the killing of Osama Bin Laden still hasn't been told truthfully. We first heard that the terrorist leader had used a woman, believed to be one of his wives, as a human shield before a Navy SEAL tapped two quick bullets into his chest and head. Eradicated​"There was a female ... More >>

Allen West Agrees With Obama?! Advocates Withdrawing From Afghanistan

Obama is on a roll; even West agrees.​Osama Bin Laden has been dead for less than 48 hours, and already the victory has gone to U.S. Rep. Allen West's head. As a retired Army lieutenant colonel who built much of his hard-right political career on his military record, he made a very odd, liberal-so ... More >>

Five Osama Bin Laden Cocktails

Red Death cocktail​On Sunday night, President Obama told the world that Osama Bin Laden, the leader behind our nation's most horrific terrorist attacks on 9/11, had been killed in a special operation by Navy SEALs. While most deaths aren't celebrated, Bin Laden ain't your average situ ... More >>

[Update] Proof of Osama Bin Laden's Death: Where Is It?

Proof of Bin Laden's death? Nope, that's just a stick figure.​Update: President Obama has decided against releasing photographic evidence of Osama Bin Laden's death amid concerns the images could be inflammatory. On Monday, we reported the news that U.S. Navy SEALs killed Osama Bin Laden, Ame ... More >>

Coffee Art: Osama Bin Latte

Ron Gunzburger's Facebook PageThis is the fine work of Rob Negron at the Brew Urban Cafe on Himmarshee.​Al Qaeda put out a statement on the internet today about Osama Bin Laden's death: "It [Bin Laden's blood] will remain, with permission from Allah the Almighty, a curse that chases the Ameri ... More >>

Ann Coulter Misleads, Defends Torture

​Ann Coulter is either cynical or crazy. I'm hoping for the latter, because I'd hate to think my home state contains anyone willing to dissemble as freely and viciously as she does in her latest column -- a hot mess of half-assertions and quarter-truths too sloppy to illuminate anything even in th ... More >>

Palm Beach County Sheriff Ric Bradshaw Faces Accusations of Sexism

​Ann Coulter is either cynical or crazy. I'm hoping for the latter, because I'd hate to think my home state contains anyone willing to dissemble as freely and viciously as she does in her latest column -- a hot mess of half-assertions and quarter-truths too sloppy to illuminate anything even in th ... More >>

Cattle Thieves on the Loose in Wellington; Abducted Bovine Count Up to Six

zazzle.comAliens: NOT the suspects.​The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is looking for a pair of dudes who jacked six heads o' cattle from a Wellington property.The agricultural-crimes unit at the Sheriff's Office says three bulls and three cows were taken from the northeast corner of 50th Stre ... More >>

Florida Legislators Want to Declare That Osama bin Laden's Death Was a Good Thing

Photo by Matthew HendleyO'Malley's Sports Bar in Margate and Miller High Life already declared bin Laden's death a good thing -- with cheap beer buckets.​It hasn't passed either chamber of Florida's Legislature yet -- so it's not official -- but memorial bills filed in the House and Senate suggest ... More >>