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Udonis Haslem

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    March 19, 2012

    Insane Tattoos Depicting the State of Florida: From NBA Stars to Criminals (Images)

    Let's face it: Floridians aren't exactly oozing with state pride. The intensity of our sports fans is mild at best when compared with a bottle-wielding Boston fan or face-pummeling fatso from Philadelphia. We don't brag about our oranges like New Yorkers brag about their pizza or bagels or ever ... More >>

  • News

    January 19, 2012

    Prisonville, Florida: Low Taxes and Big Yards, All for the Price of a Box Full of Immigrants

    Let's face it: Floridians aren't exactly oozing with state pride. The intensity of our sports fans is mild at best when compared with a bottle-wielding Boston fan or face-pummeling fatso from Philadelphia. We don't brag about our oranges like New Yorkers brag about their pizza or bagels or ever ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 9, 2011

    Miami Heat Star Udonis Haslem Opposes Southwest Ranches ICE Detention Facility

    WikipediaUdonis Haslem​Udonis Haslem, a power forward for the Miami Heat who bought a $3.2 million home in Southwest Ranches in 2007, has come forward in opposition to a planned detention facility that would place at least 1,400 incarcerated immigrants near his home, according to local activists.H ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 22, 2011

    Udonis Haslem at Juiceblendz Grand Opening Saturday

    Miami Heat Udonis Haslem will sign your Smoothie on Saturday.​Juiceblendz in Weston is having a grand opening celebration this Saturday, June 25, with a special appearance by Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem. Haslem will sign autographs from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. with a Smoothie purchase ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 9, 2010

    Cavalier Attitude

    Miami Heat Udonis Haslem will sign your Smoothie on Saturday.​Juiceblendz in Weston is having a grand opening celebration this Saturday, June 25, with a special appearance by Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem. Haslem will sign autographs from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. with a Smoothie purchase ... More >>

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    December 2, 2010

    Enforcer Down

    Miami Heat Udonis Haslem will sign your Smoothie on Saturday.​Juiceblendz in Weston is having a grand opening celebration this Saturday, June 25, with a special appearance by Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem. Haslem will sign autographs from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. with a Smoothie purchase ... More >>

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    April 8, 2010

    Scrap Heat

    Miami Heat Udonis Haslem will sign your Smoothie on Saturday.​Juiceblendz in Weston is having a grand opening celebration this Saturday, June 25, with a special appearance by Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem. Haslem will sign autographs from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. with a Smoothie purchase ... More >>

  • News

    March 11, 2010

    The Caliente's Inaugural Season Had Blood, Sweat, Broken Bones, and a Lot of Lace

    Miami Heat Udonis Haslem will sign your Smoothie on Saturday.​Juiceblendz in Weston is having a grand opening celebration this Saturday, June 25, with a special appearance by Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem. Haslem will sign autographs from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. with a Smoothie purchase ... More >>

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    January 14, 2010

    Controlling the Pace

    Miami Heat Udonis Haslem will sign your Smoothie on Saturday.​Juiceblendz in Weston is having a grand opening celebration this Saturday, June 25, with a special appearance by Miami Heat forward Udonis Haslem. Haslem will sign autographs from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. with a Smoothie purchase ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 23, 2009

    Morning Juice: Community Shocked by Predictable Youth Minister Plotline; Gay Adoption Case on Collision Course With Supreme Court

    ​It's Thanksgiving week. Let's check the headlines:Take a wild guess why a "youth minister" is in the news. (It's the only reason they're ever in the news.) [Sun-Sentinel]As classmates mourn the deaths of the three Coral Springs teens killed last weekend after their car plunged into the canal, pol ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2009

    5 Secret Wishes Pat Riley Has For This Heat Season

    flickr.comCoach Slick making a wish list, checking it twice.​The Heat season is officially upon us again, and judging by the very small sample size thus far, Miami will go 82-0 and Dwyane Wade will finally secure the MV3. Most experts have them finishing fourth or fifth in the division and either ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 8, 2009

    D-Wade "Belly Flopped" in Heat Loss

    Not Dwyane Wade "He belly flopped and falled down and lost the ball. And then he complained too much." The sweet, simple words of an adorable girl. I couldn't have described the end of last night's Heat overtime loss to New Orleans any better. Well, yeah, I could have. (I type pretty some ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2009

    Wade, Heat Shut Down Detroit

    I don't want to pile on the poor city of Detroit. That place has fallen on Dustbowl-esque hard times as of late. Half the population vacated the city, and the average cost of a home is now $18,000. President Obama mentioned Detroit in the litany of choices he has to make between "bad and worse" ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 10, 2009

    We Love You Dwyane

    ... Charles Trainor Jr./Miami Herald even when you don't hit the big shot... For his latest piece of history, he gets a historically bad lede from the Sun-Sentinel: MIAMI - Let's see, Jermaine O'Neal wasn't rebounding.Daequan Cook wasn't hitting.And Udonis Haslem remains a shell of him ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 22, 2009

    Blown Call

    The Heat host the bottom-dweller Clippers

  • News

    September 4, 2008

    The Horror

    Blood on Fort Lauderdale Beach

  • News

    July 10, 2008

    Backbreaker

    A half-kilo of blow, machine-gun blasts, and a millionaire chiropractor. Does this make sense?

  • Calendar

    November 1, 2007

    Preseasoning

    Your 2007-08 Heat: Winless when it doesn’t count

  • Blogs

    December 15, 2006

    A Meager Friday Offering

    Your 2007-08 Heat: Winless when it doesn’t count

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2006

    The Answer ... To A Stupid Question

    Your 2007-08 Heat: Winless when it doesn’t count

  • Calendar

    April 13, 2006

    Getting Hot in Herrre

    Your 2007-08 Heat: Winless when it doesn’t count

  • Calendar

    November 3, 2005

    Slam Dance

    It's getting hot in heeerrre

  • Sports and Recreation

    May 12, 2005

    Best Coach

    Stan Van Gundy

  • Calendar

    October 2, 2003

    Slow Burn

    The Heat prepares to play it fast and loose

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