United Nations

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Norton Is a Flagship

Tea Party Hates Manatees, Says Protecting Them Is "Against the Bible"

gatewaypundit.comManatees: Work of the devil.​Jesus apparently hated manatees, according to a new Tea Party platform circulating around Florida.Originating from the Citrus County Tea Party Patriots group, teabaggers are crying about the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's intent to place restrictions ... More >>

Foie Gras and Truffles Are OK -- and Other Ways to Win Tonight's Burger Contest

Candace WestRok: Brgr, maker of this fine burger, is one of 15 restaurants competing in the Riverwalk Trust Burger Battle.​The Kansas City Barbeque Society -- the United Nations of barbecue contests -- has just three simple categories for its judges: taste, appearance, and tenderness/texture. Even ... More >>

Terry Jones Burns Qur'an; Mob Kills Ten UN Workers

2010 protest against Jones' Qur'an-burning.​Rev. Terry Jones is an asshole.There will be a lot of talk in the coming weeks about Jones' culpability for the murder of ten U.N. workers, and not a few Afghan citizens, in a Friday riot protesting Jones' burning of a Qur'an. Those on what passes for th ... More >>

Is Global Warming to Blame for Florida's Cold Weather?

The Juice: Now frozen!​There's a serious disconnect in how we Americans think about weather. On the one hand, we love crazy weather stories and the intense, irrational panic they cause. On the other hand, we're absolutely unwilling to consider that those extreme weather patterns are a result of ou ... More >>

How I Learned to Start Worrying and Fear the Bomb

The Juice: Now frozen!​There's a serious disconnect in how we Americans think about weather. On the one hand, we love crazy weather stories and the intense, irrational panic they cause. On the other hand, we're absolutely unwilling to consider that those extreme weather patterns are a result of ou ... More >>

Before He was King

The Juice: Now frozen!​There's a serious disconnect in how we Americans think about weather. On the one hand, we love crazy weather stories and the intense, irrational panic they cause. On the other hand, we're absolutely unwilling to consider that those extreme weather patterns are a result of ou ... More >>

Sushi Samba Tosses Bluefin Back

​It's no secret that bluefin tuna is endangered. Since 1970, stocks of bluefin have dropped by more than 80 percent, thanks in no small part to its status as a prized sushi fish. In fact, scientists predict that if the rate of consumption of the fish stays the same, it will face extinction within ... More >>

We Want You to Give to Haiti Relief!

Last night, South Florida's two top weekly newspapers (said modestly), New Times Broward*Palm Beach and Miami New Times, donated $5,000 to Partners in Health, perhaps the most important charity in returning Haiti to normalcy after this week's monstrous earthquake.Photo by Flickr user Pan-African N ... More >>

Morning Juice: All Eyes on Haiti

​Thursday brings another chilly morning but warm weather is on the way. Let's look at the local headlines:A Boynton Beach man was at the Port Au Prince airport when the earthquake hit and says it felt like an airplane strike. [Palm Beach Post] Members of a united nations United Nations stabilizati ... More >>

Panning for Gold: In Celebration of Panhandle Diversity, Ukrainian Men Beat Some Mongolian Dude

Flickr: hans hendriksenIf it comes to an ethnic turf war in the Panhandle, bet on the Mongols.​Who says the Florida Panhandle is not a culturally diverse place? Certainly not the 22-year-old Mongolian man who had the distinct cultural honor of being beaten by a pack of Ukrainians who then sped awa ... More >>

The Haunting in Rhode Island

Matthew McConaughey is scary bad in one of four new releases.

Morning Juice: Good Morning America Seeks Rare Sand-Free Workers, Charlie Crist Offers to Give Us Free Exams

Try not to seem too drunk when you hand out your resume. Job Fair Seeks Rare Dedicated, Sand-Free WorkersHundreds of desperate job-seekers got in line this morning outside The Diplomat in Hollywood for a job fair put on by Good Morning America. The show's website describes the event this way:Don't ... More >>

Yuroz: Retrospective 1986-2008

Try not to seem too drunk when you hand out your resume. Job Fair Seeks Rare Dedicated, Sand-Free WorkersHundreds of desperate job-seekers got in line this morning outside The Diplomat in Hollywood for a job fair put on by Good Morning America. The show's website describes the event this way:Don't ... More >>

Donate Rice, Stave Off Senility

Try not to seem too drunk when you hand out your resume. Job Fair Seeks Rare Dedicated, Sand-Free WorkersHundreds of desperate job-seekers got in line this morning outside The Diplomat in Hollywood for a job fair put on by Good Morning America. The show's website describes the event this way:Don't ... More >>

DJ Spinna

Try not to seem too drunk when you hand out your resume. Job Fair Seeks Rare Dedicated, Sand-Free WorkersHundreds of desperate job-seekers got in line this morning outside The Diplomat in Hollywood for a job fair put on by Good Morning America. The show's website describes the event this way:Don't ... More >>

Le Batard's United Nations Bomb

Try not to seem too drunk when you hand out your resume. Job Fair Seeks Rare Dedicated, Sand-Free WorkersHundreds of desperate job-seekers got in line this morning outside The Diplomat in Hollywood for a job fair put on by Good Morning America. The show's website describes the event this way:Don't ... More >>

UNlimited Heavy Metal

Try not to seem too drunk when you hand out your resume. Job Fair Seeks Rare Dedicated, Sand-Free WorkersHundreds of desperate job-seekers got in line this morning outside The Diplomat in Hollywood for a job fair put on by Good Morning America. The show's website describes the event this way:Don't ... More >>

Another Miami Herald Morning

Try not to seem too drunk when you hand out your resume. Job Fair Seeks Rare Dedicated, Sand-Free WorkersHundreds of desperate job-seekers got in line this morning outside The Diplomat in Hollywood for a job fair put on by Good Morning America. The show's website describes the event this way:Don't ... More >>

Dance of the Penguin

That whole talking animal genre? Let's be done with it.

Take That, Hugo

That whole talking animal genre? Let's be done with it.

From Gitmo With Love

The elephant in Guantanamo's living room gets 4,200 calories a day and a Koran.

Venue Verses

If only They Might Be Giants would do a tune about South Florida

Sentinel Re-Writes Own History

If only They Might Be Giants would do a tune about South Florida

This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

If only They Might Be Giants would do a tune about South Florida

Capsule reviews of current area art exhibitions.

If only They Might Be Giants would do a tune about South Florida

Free This Priest

Father Gerard Jean-Juste is no outlaw. He's a Magic City hero.

Jurassic Parque

Clive Butcher's photos of Cuba's forests and mountains have an otherworldly strangeness about them

Pop-punk, and Then Sum

With an acclaimed new album and a goodwill trip to Africa, Sum 41 grows up -- a little

Lost in Translation

All talk and little action, The Interpreter doesn't even make sense

Coral Springs Potpourri

A modern cubist, a furniture embellisher, and two chicks named Grace -- lassoed together

Midway Madness

A modern cubist, a furniture embellisher, and two chicks named Grace -- lassoed together

Foto Confusion

Zillions of hotshot photographers storm into town

Blade Runners

Hotel Rwanda finds hope amid the horrors of tribal genocide

Let Them Eat Clams

Artist Wyland sees the big picture

President Kohn

A time line chronicling the rise of the first Jewish president

People Like Us + Kenny G

Nothing Special (Mess Media/Soleilmoon)

Divided Borders

Brutality and romance make odd bedfellows in Beyond Borders

Letters for August 14, 2003

Guns Again

Letters for April 10, 2003

This Column's No Disgrace

Dirty George and the War Pigs

The president's war, his brother's fib, a black man's past, and Mayor Griffin's demise

The Culture Wars

War, peace, subversion, and silliness on South Florida stages

Radio Silence

Bandwidth takes to the airwaves -- and lives to tell the tale

Letters for January 2, 2003

Complimentary Copy

Letters for October 10, 2002

Hawks versus doves versus free-weekly lovers versus anti-Semitic rag haters

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