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  • Blogs

    April 10, 2014

    Only Three Hurricanes Forming This Year, Experts Say

    A couple of storm forecasters from Colorado have brought some seemingly bad news for those of us who love to take days off and listen to 24 hour local news stations tell us how we're all gonna die when a hurricane is on its way. Phil Klotzbach and William Gray of Colorado State University say that ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 6, 2014

    Tornado Watch in Effect for Broward, Palm Beach and Pretty Much All of Florida

    Apparently we're under a tornado watch. And by we're, we mean THE WHOLE FRIGGIN STATE. The National Weather Service has issued a tornado watch for roughly 20 or so counties in Florida, including Broward and Palm Beach. Said watch is scheduled to be in effect until 7:00 p.m. tonight. So be sure ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2014

    Sharks Could Be Forecasting Hurricanes Soon

    Sharks are apparently going to be replacing weathermen soon, because according to this report, hundreds of them have been tagged with special satellite links that scientists are hoping will be forecasting information of oncoming hurricanes. Scientists at the University of Miami's Rosenstiel School ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2014

    Snow in Florida? Forecasters Issue Winter Storm Warning

    We tried to warn you people! Now it may be too late! The Snowpocalypse is headed straight for us, and forecasters are saying that Florida might get pelted with ice, sleet and maybe even snow. The National Weather Service issued a Winter Storm Warning for northern Florida, particularly the panhandle ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2014

    It's Freezing Today, So the Rest of America Hates Us!

    A major winter storm full of frigid kick-ass named Hercules is bearing down on the northeastern United States, bringing with it record lows, canceled flights, snowfall, and blizzard conditions the country hasn't seen in years. So everyone is miserable and whining about the weather. Except, of cour ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 2, 2014
  • News

    August 29, 2013
  • Blogs

    July 10, 2013

    Tropical Storm Chantal Might Be Downgraded to Tropical Wave

    For a while there, it looked like Tropical Storm Chantal was going to come in and ruin everybody's weekend by being all tropical stormy on our asses. But now, she isn't looking so tough, thanks to her weakening overnight and what with Cuba's mountainous terrains battering her enough to slow down th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2013

    Tropical Storm Chantal Has South Florida in Her Cone

    So, while you were sleeping, dreaming about the wonder and excitement that is going back to work on Monday, a tropical storm up and decided to pop up in Atlantic waters. And, from the looks of it, we're kind of in its path. Weeeeee! Tropical Storm Chantal, the third named storm of the 2013 hurrican ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2013

    Tropical Storm Andrea Is Becoming a Dangerous Mess

    Tropical Storm Andrea is a big green blotch of wet awfulness, plodding its way towards the Big Bend on Florida's west coast. The storm is already a big wet pain in the ass, with Tornado Warnings issued for northern Broward and south central Palm Beach County. A funnel cloud was spotted near the Acr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2013

    Tornado Watch Extended for Palm Beach County Through Tonight

    Earlier this morning, forecasters issued a tornado watch for central Palm Beach County that as at first up to 9:00 a.m., then extended to 11 a.m. But now the National Weather Service is all meh screw it, let's extended it even further -- up to 10 p.m. The tornado watch has now also been issued to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 29, 2013

    Flash Flood Warning For Eastern Central Palm Beach; School Dismissal Delays Expected

    So. Much. Rain. So much in fact, Park Vista High School in Palm Beach was forced to cancel classes today due to access roads closed thanks to all the flooding. No other schools have canceled classes, though they have had their parking lots turned into lakes, and their access roads into rivers. An ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 3, 2013

    Rain and Flooding Is Not Yet Done With You, Palm Beach County

    In case you forgot, it rained a crapload of buckets yesterday. Some places -- like Delray Beach -- reported as much as 11 inches of rain. And while the day is amazeballs gorgeous this early Friday afternoon, it's probably going to get nasty again very soon. Because, Florida!

  • Blogs

    April 11, 2013

    Nine Hurricanes This Season, According to Experts

    If two Colorado State University climatologists are correct, we're going to get hit up and harassed by hurricanes more than usual this season. Meteorologists Philip Klotzbach and William Gray are predicting from their supercool hurricane prediction base (i.e., their laptops, probably) that the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2013

    Hurricane Center Will Keep Warning Us About Tropical Storms, Even When They're No Longer Tropical Storms

    When Hurricane Sandy clipped Florida and headed for the northeast, the National Hurricane Center announced that it was not a hurricane but a "post-tropical storm," which was both the first time anyone outside of the National Hurricane Center ever heard the term, and was kind of confusing. And, app ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 21, 2012

    South Florida To Get Hit By Cold Weather Tonight

    You may or may not be aware of this, but other parts of the country go through what scientists call "winter weather" this time of year.And now it appears that South Florida will be experiencing this phenomenon, probably for like a day though.The National Weather Service has issued a wind chill advis ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2012

    Hurricane Warning Definition Has Been Altered by National Hurricane Center

    The National Hurricane Center has announced that it's going to alter the definition of a "hurricane warning." This means that the next time there's a storm headed toward land that has the potential to be another Sandy, a "hurricane warning" will be posted by the Hurricane Center -- even if the stor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 30, 2012

    Hurricane Sandy: A What-to-Do Guide From SoFla to New York

    Hurricane Sandy was downgraded to something called a post-tropical cyclone, which we think probably means "like a hurricane, except not." Either way, Sandy was a menace. Her post-tropical cycloneness slammed into the North Atlantic, leaving water and wind devastation all over parts of New York an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2012

    Hurricane Sandy Brings More Rain and Wind Today

    As expected, Hurricane Sandy has left a big honking mess of things with wind and rain and rain and SO. MUCH. RAIN.Fortunately, there have been no widespread power outages or any serious emergencies caused by the storm Today's 8 a.m. update from the National Hurricane Center says that she has weaken ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 25, 2012

    Hurricane Sandy Bringing Lots of Wind and Rain Today

    If you've been outside yet, you've noticed a couple of things. It's raining. It's windy. It's a little chilly. And it's raining. Mostly, though, it's raining. Yes, the crappy weather this morning and pretty much throughout the rest of today is courtesy of Hurricane Sandy, who is right now plowing t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 24, 2012

    Tropical Storm Sandy May Make a Mess of Things

    Hey, everybody! More rain on the way! Yoopeeee!! The National Hurricane Center issued a tropical storm watch from Jupiter Inlet down South Florida's east coast to the Keys. No need to grab those flashlights and board up the house, but it is going to get crazy wet. Forecasters expect storm condit ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2012

    Tropical Storm Isaac: It's Going To Get Wet and Wild

    Oh, hey, look outside. Isaac's here! Regardless of what the TV news people standing in the rain are saying (LOCK YOUR DOORS!! ISAAC IS GOING TO EAT OUR SOULS!!!) the hurricane watch on the southeast coast from Golden Beach to the Keys has been lifted.So no, Belkys Nerey and friends, we're not going ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 25, 2012

    Tropical Storm Isaac Getting Closer To South Florida (Updated)

    Update [5:30 p.m.]: Broward County has two shelters open for those living in low-lying areas and mobile homes.Update [2:50 p.m.]: Broward County schools will be closed on MondayUpdate [1:30 p.m.]: Miami-Dade schools will be closed on Monday. Palm Beach County schools remain openIsaac ain't ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 24, 2012

    Tropical Storm Isaac Not Looking So Tough Anymore

    Oh, hey, good news for those of you who didn't want a hurricane to come and screw up your week. Tropical Storm Isaac's path has nudged towards the west, once again justifying our total lack of concern whenever the news people tell us a giant compacted storm with 100 mph winds is heading right f ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 23, 2012

    Your Tropical Storm Isaac Update

    It's looking more and more like South Florida will feel the effects of Tropical Storm Isaac. But the computers still can't agree on where exactly the storm will make landfall. BECAUSE THE COMPUTERS ARE TURNING AGAINST US. Either way, we'll get really, really wet... or we'll get hit in the face with ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 22, 2012

    Tropical Storm Isaac Is Better Organized, Could Hit Florida On Monday

    While you were sleeping comfortably all tucked away in your bed, Tropical Storm Isaac was getting stronger, working out in the dark like Robert DeNiro in Cape Fear, with only thing on his mind -- devastation. Isaac's track still has it potentially landing somewhere off the South Florida coast by e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 21, 2012

    There's A Tropical Storm Headed Our Way, Maybe

    According to the National Hurricane Center, a tropical depression cooked up in the Atlantic early this morning, and is expected to become a tropical storm sometime today. TD 9, as they are calling it, had maximum sustained winds near 35 mph as of 2 p.m. today, and is moving west at 18 mph about 500 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 20, 2012

    Here's How Climate Change Will Flood South Florida: A Foot-by-Foot Visual Analysis

    Scientists all over the world are warning about rising sea levels -- a problem that could cost Broward billions down the line. ​Last week, we looked out how a sheet of ice covering most of Greenland could threaten Broward and Miami in the distant future if it melts. The gist is that a jump in ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 26, 2011

    Rina Expected to Come to Fort Lauderdale With a 50 Percent Chance of Rain, Some Wind

    wunderground.comFive-day forecast of Rina's path.​What's currently "Hurricane" Rina is expected to be some wind and possible rain by the time it would affect Fort Lauderdale, according to multiple weather forecasts.Rina is expected to weaken from a category two hurricane to category one tomorrow, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2011

    Tropical Storm Emily Is Dead

    INational Hurricane CenterEmily was kind of a brat anyway.​Tropical Storm Emily was declared dead by the National Hurricane Center at 5 p.m. yesterday.What was once the cause of alarmist hurricane threats, South Florida's weekend weather forecast is now a 50/50 chance of raindrops.The weather prop ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2011

    Tropical Storm Emily Update: Weathermen Aren't Oracles

    National Hurricane CenterMaps look scary as hell.​When hurricane season comes around, it seems like weather forecasting is about as effective as homeopathy.The National Weather Service and its subsidiary, the National Hurricane Center, have been putting out updates every few hours over the past co ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 3, 2011

    Tornado Spotted in Broward County (Video)

    southernhoopty.comNo tigers were involved in the tornado.​A tornado -- yes, a tornado -- touched down in Broward County yesterday evening, according to the National Weather Service.The NWS says the tornado was first spotted on the east side of Tamarac, although it was reportedly seen in North Laud ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 7, 2010

    Five Suggestions for Your Severe Weather Awareness Week Posters

    Flickr: dmguzMake sure to use a cool lightning graphic on your poster.​Florida's Division of Emergency Management and the American Red Cross want you to participate in the 2011 Severe Weather Awareness Week.They want you to make a poster for each day of the awareness week (January 31 to February 4 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 28, 2010

    Five Awesome Things to Have During a Hurricane (or Tropical Storm Warning)

    Flickr: drinkstudio.comThis will make a hurricane more bearable.​South Florida was placed under a Tropical Storm warning earlier today in preparation for Tropical Storm Nicole. Heck, many of us Floridians are used to the pelting rain, gale-force winds, and loss of power. It's practically part of o ... More >>

  • Calendar

    August 26, 2010
  • Blogs

    June 1, 2010

    A Recipe for Hurricane Season: Latin Macho Burger

    Dori ZinnThe " latin macho" burger from Latin Burger and Taco​Besides Mother Nature's damage, the only other thing hurricane season brings is a massive barbecue. After last week's announcement from the National Hurricane Center that this year's season will be "extremely active," veteran hurrican ... More >>

  • Film

    October 22, 2009
  • Blogs

    January 21, 2009

    Morning Juice: Weathermen Issue Stupid Alert, Priests Face Trial for Something Else

    It's officially the Year of Hope, and South Florida weather forecasters already have something they hoped for: slightly different weather. That's right, we've got something of a cold front, and that means our weathermen have broken out not the exaggerated phrases but the crazy-stupid exaggerated phr ... More >>

  • Music

    July 3, 2008

    Windy Warm-Up

    Don't sweat it. A hurricane is just an excuse for a party.

  • Calendar

    June 19, 2008
  • Music

    October 11, 2007

    The Dirty Dozen

    The kings of New Orleans brass are still going strong

  • News

    June 14, 2007

    Wet Dreams

    It´s wedding month -- let´s get blown

  • Blogs

    October 9, 2006
  • News

    June 10, 2004

    New Times' Hurricane Guide

    Read it before it's too late

  • Subtropical Life

    May 13, 2004

    Best Weathercaster

    Pamela Wright Readers Choice: Jackie Johnson, WSVN-TV (Channel 7)

  • Calendar

    June 5, 2003
  • Best of BPB

    May 17, 2001
  • News

    October 21, 1999

    Undercurrents

    So-called experts

  • News

    September 2, 1999

    You Call This Emergency Planning?

    Thanks to the Red Cross, more than 130,000 Hollywood residents are without a primary hurricane shelter

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