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    September 17, 2014

    The Eight Most Basic Places in Broward County

    Broward is a basic bitch's wet dream. Also known as white-girl paradise, it's where hipsterdom and pretension are left at the county line. Here you can find a strip club in a strip mall and endless chains of chain restaurants. For the most part, instead of pop-up shops, there are places like the Ann ... More >>

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    September 12, 2014

    9 Reasons Buffalo Bills Fans Are the Worst

    The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game, and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won't win, while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won't. Not us. Not here. Instead, ... More >>

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    August 18, 2014

    7 Reasons SeaWorld's Bigger Orca Tanks Project Is a Joke

    SeaWorld has been in a bit of a pickle since the documentary Blackfish (and its ensuing soaring viewership on CNN and Netflix) came out in 2013. The documentary, which features several former SeaWorld trainers, exposes the park's inhumane practices with orcas, including how the whales are kept in sm ... More >>

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    July 28, 2014

    Seven Spots Where David Beckham Could Build His Stadium in Broward County

    Miami-Dade has given David Beckham a hard time in finding a place for his new soccer stadium. So now the rumblings have begun: He and his investors are considering Broward County. Some say it's an empty threat made only to pressure Miami. But before anyone scoffs at the idea of Beckham's putting h ... More >>

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    July 25, 2014

    Six Most Underrated Places in Broward

    A couple of weeks ago, we told you about the horrible and sad places in Broward County. Needless to say, we hit a nerve. And that's cool. Many of you are proud of your home and got supermad that we had the audacity to bitch about how a drug store chain can be a soul-sucking eyesore. But we also ... More >>

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    July 21, 2014

    Three Recipes to Indulge in for National Crème Brûlée Day, July 27

    Consider the noble crème brûlée; in its individual ramekin, fortressed against the world with its flambéed shell of sugary glass jealously guarding the wholesome custard from thine whetted mouth. Ah... with the stamina such a dulcet surprise would promise one could be rather steadfast in the com ... More >>

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    July 18, 2014

    Celebrate National Hot Dog Day with these Five Tasty Variations You Can Make at Home!

    Growing up in Latin America, one of the most anticipated moments of my life, not unlike Coronel Aureliano Buendía greeting ice for the first time, was vacationing to the US during the summer and enjoying "American" treats like hamburgers and hot dogs. Much like Gabriel García Márquez's latter-day ... More >>

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    June 25, 2014

    Humane Society: Ban Pythons, Anacondas, and Boa Constrictors

    Back in 2012, President Obama's Interior Department went forward with a proposal to list nine species of snakes as "injurious" -- legalese that would ban the importation and selling of the animals. But when the announcement was made, only four species were put on the list: the Indian python (includi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2014

    Best of Broward-Palm Beach 2014: Here Are Some of the Best Places in This Year's Issue

    It's finally here. The latest edition of our annual Best of Broward-Palm Beach issue goes live, and it is chock-full o' awesomeness. From the best dive bars to the best places to meet single men and ladies to the best local restaurants in town and even your readers' choice votes, it's all here -- an ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 26, 2014

    Memorial Day Beach Etiquette

    Memorial Day is here, and there are currently thousands of South Floridians making their way to the beach. It's a Sunshine State tradition as old as meth and guns. But just because you don't have to wear a shirt doesn't mean you can treat the beach like your own personal property. There are other p ... More >>

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    April 22, 2014

    Eight Places in Florida to Visit on Earth Day Ranked by Outdoorsiness

    Between Passover, Easter, and 4/20, it's been a mad rush of holidays in the past week. First people were getting cabin fever in their parents' houses, subsisting off of matzo and trying to think if the adage about never forgetting how to ride a bike applied to driving a car. Then mass amounts of the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 18, 2014

    4/20 News: Five Best Places to Get High in Broward County

    4/20 is upon us, and that means two things: Jesus and marijuana. Because while thousands and thousands of the devout and faithful step into Churches to celebrate Easter and Jesus, thousands more will sink into bean bag chairs to celebrate cartoons and Cheez-Its. But getting high is like buying a h ... More >>

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    March 31, 2014

    Miami Marlins: Can You Spot if Someone Is a Marlins Player?

    Your Miami Marlins kick off the 2014 MLB season tonight when they host the Colorado Rockies at the Broward County Commissioners Should Never Forget What the Marlins Did to Miami-Dade County Before Giving the Panthers Money Park Marlins Park. But before you don't go to the game and maybe decide to c ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 6, 2014

    Seven Things Every FSU Fan Will Do Tonight

    Today is a very special day for FSU fans. No, Tim Tebow still won't eat those poison apples we keep sending him, but tonight the Seminoles face Auburn for the national title. And if you couldn't tell by the way we reacted to Jameis Winston's trial, nothing is more important to us than football. I ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 10, 2013

    Holiday Gifts For The Craft Beer Lover Who Has Everything

    The holiday season is in full swing, and if you're looking to find a gift for someone on your list that has a penchant for all things brewed, we've got you covered. Below you'll find our list of gifts for the beer lover who has everything, from unique drinking vessels to the beginnings of a do-it-y ... More >>

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    December 5, 2013

    Best Places in Florida to Hide Christmas Presents from Kids

    You did all your holiday shopping and now those boxes from Amazon are starting to roll in. Where to hide all that junk before you wrap it? Kids are sneaky. (I personally believe that babies know full well how to wipe their butts, but just fake it so they can poop on you.) They can find Xmas present ... More >>

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    September 17, 2013

    Winner of the VIP Pairings Passes: Your Best Pairings

    Youse guys are really funny, you know that? When we asked you to name your favorite pairing -- be it human couple, fictional characters, or...whatever...we weren't sure what we were going to get. After all, our examples were kind of lame. (Tarzan and Cheetah?) But leave it to the smartest people o ... More >>

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    August 21, 2013

    This Week in Beer News: Instant Beer, Avocado Ale, and Cigar City To Bring Nitro Taps to Florida Bars

    As a trend picks up more steam, everyone wants to get a piece of the action. The craft beer world is no different as the greedy beverage monoliths of the world start taking jabs at the little guy, not to mention the battling between the giants. Whatever happened to the gentleman's agreement? On the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 27, 2013

    Bizarro Smear Campaign: Candidate Gregg Weiss Accused of Scientology, Anarchy in West Palm Beach Commission Race (PHOTO)

    A leading supporter of West Palm Beach City Commission candidate Shanon Materio has warned voters that a Materio loss will expose the city to the danger of having an Operating Thetan (member of the Church of Scientology) in a position of leadership. Not only that, the warning goes, the mis ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2012

    Did Mitt Romney Kill Leola Anderson in 1968 Car Crash? We Examine the Conspiracy Theories (PHOTOS)

    Did you hear about that fatal car crash Mitt Romney was in? The incident happened in France in June 1968, when Romney was serving as a Mormon missionary. It made the U.S. papers in 2007, but considering that the man is running for president, it's surprising that the story has been discussed so littl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 25, 2012

    Sally Ride's Sister, on the Wikipedia Debate Over Homosexuality: "Sally Hated Labels of Every Kind"

    See also: Sally Ride Revealed to Be Gay: Her Sister, on Ride's Life, Death, and Desires for Privacy.Well, internet, it looks like if you want to more accurately label late astronaut Sally Ride's homosexual relationship, you're going to have to look to people other than Sally's sister, Bear Ride.Much ... More >>

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    July 23, 2012

    Saharan Dust: What the Hell Is This Stuff?

    Say what you will about the State of Florida's news organizations; our weathermen are absolutely topnotch (except when they're sexting kids). They have every computerized graphic in the book, amazing hairdos, and a penchant for predicting calamitous end-of-days scenarios based on nothing more than a ... More >>

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    May 21, 2012

    Nicole Okrzesik Googled How to Kill Juliana Mensch, Police Say

    Police say 19-year-old Juliana Mensch was strangled in a Fort Lauderdale home by two of her friends, James Ayers and his girlfriend, Nicole Okrzesik, who wanted to rob her for drug money. Ayers was arrested several days after the killing after reportedly telling a friend that he did it; Okrzesik was ... More >>

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    May 17, 2012
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    May 17, 2012
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    February 16, 2012

    Sweet Rolls-Royce Limo From Arthur Will Be Up for Sale in Fort Lauderdale

    ​Full disclosure: I've never seen Arthur, the 1981 Steve Gordon film starring Dudley Moore and Liza Minelli. In fact, Moore's 2002 death occurred only days after I was born. But Wikipedia says the thing won a few Academy Awards, so I'll assume someone out there probably really likes the movie.Anyw ... More >>

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    February 15, 2012

    Here's Allen West Singing "Pretty Woman" in Its Entirety

    Wikimedia Commons"I'm sorry... what?" -- Roy Orbison​He started by saying, "Anyone that records this, I'm going to drop you for pushups."A brave patriot with a camcorder wasn't scared, and now, to put on your iPod next to Mitt Romney's rendition of "America the Beautiful" and President Barack Obam ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 13, 2011

    Forget the Bacon and Blue Cheese; Here's Dean Martin's Burger Recipe

    Wikimedia Commons​When it comes to cooking meat like a goldang man, it's worth taking a look back to the middle of the past century, when chauvinism and functioning alcoholism hung in the air like aerosolized fat and vegetarianism was confined to parts of town where not even Deano himself would ve ... More >>

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    February 10, 2011

    Belle Glade Orders Concerned Citizen to Stop Picking Up Trash

    Via WikipediaDo not try to clean up this picture.​Keep it trashy, Belle Glade.Try to pick up trash in this Palm Beach County city and you might be threatened by the long arm of the law. According to a story reported by News Channel 5, the efforts of a concerned citizen to clean up trash-infes ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 3, 2010

    I'm Eating What?! Schav

    Photo by Riki AltmanIs it St. Patty's Day yet? Nope? Then why are we sucking down leprechaun juice?​As promised in the last blog, we tackled schav, a sorrel soup popular with Eastern ​Europeans, in the interest of science. Plus we had heard the stuff is enjoyed by Jewish folks and, it being ... More >>

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    October 14, 2010

    Q&A: Greg Rice, Grand Wine Meister For The Lake Worth Food and Wine Experience (Part 1)

    Greg Rice is one of South Florida's most recognizable personalities. The self-made millionaire and his twin brother John overcame tremendous adversity in their lives, and in the process, became Palm Beach County legends. Though best known as the pint-sized pitchman for Hulett Environmental Service ... More >>

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    August 26, 2010

    I'm Eating What?! Sponge Coral (Not Really)

    Riki Altman​Sometimes we're not the brightest stars in the sky. This fact became most painfully obvious when we returned from a recent press trip to Grand Cayman (we were dispatched to check out the second Michael's Genuine location, which, we're happy to report, was just as amazing as the origina ... More >>

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    August 4, 2010

    Fate Has Been Kind: People Who Should Be Dead (but Aren't)

    ​Assuming that Christians are right about life -- that we live because God has a "plan" for us -- then why did he construct miracles to preserve the lives of some of the most reckless and self-destructive people on the planet? Why are some people able to cheat death?God hasn't bothered to send an ... More >>

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    July 15, 2010

    The Dangerous Durian: Stinky as It Wants to Be

    ​South Florida abounds with tropical fruit, crazy, exotic fruit many American citizens have never seen (or smelled). You've no doubt encountered guava, carambola, dragonfruit and guanabana -- all yummy fruits, to be sure.But a recent report from Southeast Asia generated some worry: what if weird, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2010

    Burglar Used Crucifix to Pry Open Collections Box of Lauderdale Church

    Photo: Wikipedia CommonsJesus died for our sins, but that doesn't mean thieves should use his crucifix as a crowbar.​It's one thing to break one of the Ten Commandments -- in this case, Thou Shalt Not Steal. It's another thing to break that commandment by stealing from a church -- in this case, th ... More >>

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    June 17, 2010

    Seriously Mixed Messages About Gay Marriage at Rush Limbaugh's Wedding

    Wikipedia CommonsAfter the ceremony, did Rev. Hutcherson cure Elton John's homosexuality?​A few weeks ago, Juice set the stage for the Rush Limbaugh Palm Beach nuptials by daring the groom to find a wedding official who was more famous (or notorious) than the one who said the vows at his last wedd ... More >>

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    January 7, 2010
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    September 8, 2009

    Night Vision

    Wikimedia Commons: Daniel SchwenA sun setting over the Loxahatchee National Wildlife Refuge​

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    June 30, 2009

    A New Black Market in South Florida Is About To Explode

    Jeopardy time. This black market product costs governments worldwide $50 billion every year, fuels Hezbollah, the PKK and other terrorist cells and runs on global crime syndicates and hundreds of underground factories in China and Eastern Europe.via Wikimedia CommonsHeroin, you say? Cocaine? Automa ... More >>

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    April 15, 2009

    I Shot The Chef Cooks Eggs The Spaghetti Way

            Image via IShotTheChef.com IShotTheChef.com is an independent, locally based food blog that documents the meals of a husband/wife photographer/cook team through their text and photos. Their recent "Bacon and Eggs" post shows you how to make an economy- ... More >>

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    February 19, 2009
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    January 9, 2009

    Living Raw, Sex, and the City

    This girl here, livin' somewhere in Miami, name of Suvine, pictured above, has a public, online diary documenting her life as a  fruitarian. What's that mean? According to Wikipedia, "Fruitarians (or fructarians) eat in principle only the fruit of plants." No meat, no dairy, no eggs, no fish, ... More >>

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    December 18, 2008

    Hookah Lounge Happy Hour

    Escape reality at the DiLido Beach Club’s happy hour.

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    November 13, 2008
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    May 15, 2008
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    November 29, 2007
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    April 12, 2007
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    February 22, 2007

    Daddy's Little Obfuscator

    The McMahan clan tries a new way to attack our "Daddy's Girl" bombshell -- by dive-bombing Wikipedia

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    October 27, 2005

    Hey! You Locked My Beat Box!

    B-boys break through West Palm

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