Wildlife Care Center

  • Blogs

    March 6, 2009

    Is There a Duck Serial Killer in West Broward? Are Humans Next?

    Oh, sure. It starts with ducks. Then it's cats, maybe a dog. Eventually, that loses its thrill and the sick bastard upgrades to humans. So we really have to catch the Miramar Duck Killer, who struck again yesterday. From a statement released today by the Humane Society:The second duck was found impa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 24, 2008

    Morning Juice: FHP Cracks Down on Douches and Jewish Wine, Shooting Birds from Car Still OK

    Take a Break This Holiday Season From Being a DoucheThe Florida Highway Patrol began a crackdown on aggressive drivers today at 12:01 a.m., meaning we've all go to take a break from driving like a douche nozzle. FHP Colonel John Czernis explained the operation in this press release. Here's an excerp ... More >>

  • News

    January 19, 2006

    Veterans Affairs

    It takes a lot more than a bumper sticker to support the troops, says a crusty ex-Marine and best-selling author

  • Calendar

    April 17, 2003

    The Hammerhead Report

    Catch the fever! Stomp the Cardinals!

  • News

    April 10, 2003

    Murder Most Fowl

    Whodunit? The melancholy mating cries of a peacock brought out a killer in Victoria Park

  • News

    January 31, 2002

    Fly Free

    The Sunshine State's busiest animal hospital aims to spread its wings