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Jeffrey Loria Denies Meddling With Marlins Pitching Staff Days After Meddling With Marlins Pitching Staff

On Tuesday, the human pustule known as Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria reportedly decided that he was going to be the manager for a day and switched around the scheduled starting Marlins pitchers for a double-header against the Twins. Now Loria is saying he did not meddle with the Marlins pitching sta ... More >>

Ryan Braun, Francisco Cervelli Confirm They Were Clients of Tony Bosch

On Tuesday, a week and a day after Miami New Times published online a report describing hundreds of pages of records from the office of a Coral Gables clinic, Biogenesis, the first professional baseball players have acknowledged involvement with owner Anthony Bosch. In statements issued Tuesday to ... More >>

New Times' Biogenesis Story: Extraordinary Attention and Denials

A story broken yesterday in New Times Broward-Palm Beach and Miami New Times has received astounding national and international attention.The piece, which employed hundreds of pages of handwritten notes to show that major sports stars had received performance-enhancing drugs from a Coral Gables clin ... More >>

Donald Trump Admits That He Is Not, In Fact, An Orangutan

Remember when Donald Trump went on The YouTube and demanded Barack Huseeeeeein Obama release his college records to prove that a black man can not only be president of the United States but also a college graduate? In return, Trump promised to give money to a charity of Obama's choice -- The Chari ... More >>

Obama Would Beat Up Romney in a Fistfight, According to Poll

With all the trash-talking and name-calling that goes on during presidential elections, it's high time we go back to the way these things were settled according to what we learned from watching Martin Scorsese's Gangs of New York: with fisticuffs. That's exactly what Esquire magazine and Yahoo! New ... More >>

Urban Outfitters' Alcohol-Inspired Shirts: Harmful or Harmless?

Carrying everything from cheap dorm rugs and lamps in animal prints and neon colors to books on how to play beer pong, it's no secret that Urban Outfitters caters to teens and college students.Recently, the shop, which has come under fire in the past for selling T-shirts that have been deemed offens ... More >>

Inside Florida Puppeteer Robert Brown's Alleged Plans to Eat Children

Our Miami compatriots told you yesterday about Robert Brown, the Tampa children's entertainer arrested this week on charges he was planning on kidnapping a child to rape, murder, and eat him -- quite literally the stuff of nightmares.He claims it was all just fantasy -- which, though it's unseemly, ... More >>

Welcome to Our New Livefyre Commenting System

Today, New Times Broward-Palm Beach rolled out a new user profile platform dubbed My Voice Nation. Your voice -- and the opinions you voice in our comments section -- will now be amplified through a fancy new commenting program called Lifefyre ("live fire"). Read all about it below.

How Insiders Use the College Bowl System to Loot American Universities

"Twilight Breaking Dawn–Part 1" Review: Bella and Edward Lock it Down

The Five Worst Halloween Candies

​Trick-or-treating as a kid was one of the most wildly exciting times of the year. Forget Christmas -- that was all about getting pajamas from Grandma underneath the Christmas tree. Forget St. Patrick's Day, because beer was for grown-ups.  You could even forget about Easter, because being d ... More >>

Yahoo Screen Launches Chow Ciao With Top Chef Fabio Viviani and Blue Ribbon Hunter (Video)

​Yahoo Screen has just launched two new food shows -- and one looks like it's an instant hit. Chow Ciao features Top Chef Fabio Viviani butchering both meat and the English language as he shows us how to make Italian-inspired dishes. In this first episode, he tells us that fritatas are like child ... More >>

Free Popcorn at Regal & Muvico Theaters

The only think better than popcorn at the movies is free popcorn at the movies​There's only one rule to live by - you must have popcorn while seeing a movie. But, after paying over $10 to get into the movie, sometimes shelling out another $10 for popcorn and a soda turns a simple night out into a ... More >>

Casey Anthony Effect: Weird Church Service Holds Retrial; Pastor's Odd Conspiracy Theory

sodahead.com​The Casey Anthony hysteria has now gotten religulous.According to a TV station in Cleveland, Ohio, a church called the In Touch With Christ Christian Center held a retrial for Casey Anthony as part of its Sunday service.Under the guidance of the Rev. Una Keenon, a retired Cleveland mu ... More >>

Did NPR Uncover the Secret Coke Formula? [The Secret Recipe]

Coca-Cola: all your recipes belong to us!​One of American culture's biggest mysteries is the Coca-Cola formula. Well it might not be a mystery any more.According to Yahoo, NPR's "This American Life" recently found a 1979 edition of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which contained an article about ... More >>

Mercifully, Website Logins Will Vanish in the Internet Future

Flickr​With the spread of cloud computing, social networking, and client-based technologies, fewer and fewer of our computing tasks are taking place on our personal computers. More of them are going online -- into the cloud. We have more usernames and passwords to manage than ever.The most reckles ... More >>

Q&A With Jay Berkowitz, South Florida Techrepreneur

​The Boca Raton-based TenGoldenRules.com specializes in business to business (B2B) internet marketing between small, medium, and large businesses.Jay Berkowitz, its founder and CEO, is a true entrepreneur in the internet marketing field. He's promoted such companies as McDonald's and Coca-Cola. In ... More >>

"Yahoo Boys" Crow about Scamming in New Video

This week's New Times feature details my foray into the world of scambaiting -- the practice of turning the tables on email scammers by playing along as a gullible victim -- with advice from a worldwide scambaiting site called 419Eater whose main administrator lives in Broward County.In Nigeria, the ... More >>

With Regret, Hollywood Drug Retailer Making Bucks Off Dishonest Advertisement

​The researcher who discovered the possible life-extending powers of resveratrol sold his company for $780 million, which probably means he doesn't need to sell his endorsement to a company called FWM Laboratories that operates out of a shabby industrial neighborhood near I-95 between Stirling and ... More >>

Lil Wayne Wears a Lil Wade, Aids in Heat Win

It is officially a fashion trend. Since he took a Juwan Howard elbow to the face earlier this month and needed six stitches, the ever-stylish Dwyane Wade has been brandishing a series of personalized Band-Aid-like adhesive bandages (not to be confused with Band-Aids, pictured here) under h ... More >>

Abrams: Tribune Bankruptcy "Truly Sucks"

Here's the latest piece from Tribune Co. Chief Innovation Officer Lee Abrams. It jumps. ------------------------------------------------  February 18, 2009 THINK PIECE: NINE EASY PIECES Time for a deep breath and a few thoughts about the dynamics of evolving and positioning ourselves ... More >>

Some Ros-Lehtinen Hang-Ups

What's more embarrassing for a congresswoman, getting caught in a radio prank or erroneously hanging up on the president of the United States? Miami Congresswoman Ileanna Ros-Lehtinen is probably wondering that about right now. Not only did she hang up on Barack Obama, think ... More >>

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