In this weird (but informative) video, Alton Brown teaches Santa how to make sugar cookies. But it's not just any Santa -- it's biker Santa, clad in a bandana instead of a red fur hat.
Watch Alton show Santa (and us) an easy sugar cookie recipe, including handy tips on how to make the most of your cookie dough, after the jump:
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