Charlie Sheen's "Winning Recipes" Video: Let's Cook "Tomato Winning Salad"

Funny or Die Sheen's new career - warlock chef Charlie Sheen wants to be the next Food Network star. In his "pilot" episode of Winning Recipes filmed for Funny or Die, Charlie shows us how to make Tomato "Winning" Salad and steak with cows that he killed with his own...

By Laine Doss

March 11, 2011

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Funny or Die

Sheen's new career - warlock chef

Charlie Sheen wants to be the next Food Network star.

In his "pilot" episode of Winning Recipes filmed for Funny or Die, Charlie shows us how to make Tomato "Winning" Salad and steak with cows that he killed with his own bare hands (winners stalk and kill their own food without earthly weapons). What do winners drink with such a heavenly meal? Since there's no wine at Sober Valley Lodge how about tea made from dinosaur fossils?

With all the disfunctional chefs out there, I think Sheen has a new career ahead of him. Watch the video after the jump and let us know if you would watch Winning Recipes.

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

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Laine Doss is the food and spirits editor for Miami New Times, covering the restaurant and bar scene in South Florida. She has been featured on Cooking Channel’s Eat Street and Food Network’s Great Food Truck Race. Doss won an Alternative Weekly award for her feature on what it’s like to wait tables. In a previous life, she appeared off-Broadway and shook many a cocktail as a bartender at venues in South Florida and New York City. When she’s not writing, you can find Doss running some marathon then celebrating at the nearest watering hole.

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