If the urge to make a gelatin mold of your own face and then chow it down is eating you up, fret no more. The Eat Your Face Gelatin Mold Kit is here to help.
"Mom always said the best gift is the gift of one's self. So I created an easy and safe way to cast your face in gelatin and serve it up on a platter. It's guaranteed to cause curious kids to start asking questions about the science of proteins."
After all, when the egg nog is flowing, what could be better than pouring Jello on your face, letting it set, and then, after doing a few whippets, coat it with whipped cream and eat it?