Five Best Inedible Uses for Bacon

Five Best Inedible Uses for Bacon
Archie McPhee & Co.

We can ALL agree that bacon is the SHIZNIT, especially when paired with others meats, veggies, more fat, chocolate...really, bacon goes with just about everything.

But sometimes, obsession goes too far. After the jump, see our 5 picks for craziest inedible bacon finds (and where to buy them). We don't advise you to eat any of it, but you surely will be tempted to. 

5) Sizzling Bacon Candle

Get the bad smell out of the house by lighting this candle. It's totally the new Glade.

4) Bacon Scented Car Air Freshener
Who doesn't love that new bacon smell?

3) Bacon Soap
It'll leave you about as squeaky clean as a pig, but at least you'll smell good enough to eat.

2) Bacon Lip Balm
Is it the grease that makes your lips so luscious and soft? We're not sure if to love it or be repulsed by it.

1) Bacon Flavored Toothpaste
Because nothing says, "I love you" like smoky and salty bacon breath.

Now indulge in some gratuitous online shopping and don't forget to buy us a little something.

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