Five Reasons Why Your Pizza Delivery Driver Hates You
So, you're too stoned/lazy to muster the energy to actually leave the couch. You' fail to shop regularly, leaving nothing in the fridge but a shaved carrot, a sad little package of walnuts, and some lettuce that was wilted over a week ago.
You know exactly what you're doing (again): picking up the phone and ordering a pizza. Then doing another bong hit and watching some Family Feud until the doorbell rings.
Or maybe you're a single parent and you need something hot and fast to
shove in Jimmy and Tina's little gaping maws, seeing as they're famished
from soccer practice.
don't know why waitresses get bigger tips than us," says one weary
delivery chica. "After all, I'm using my own car to get to the
customer's house, whereas a waitress only has to get to the restaurant
and from table to table -- without any extra expenses like gas, car
insurance, cell phone...
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